It seems to be in Python.

def main():

import time

print("This little program here will convert miles into kilometers, for all you British types!")

miles=eval(input("Enter the jolly old amount miles, chap! "))

print("Oh good! Now I'll just pop off and crunch the bleeding numbers, eh wot!")

kilo=miles*0.62

time.sleep(4)

print("Here we are, old chap!", miles, "miles is", kilo, "kilometers! Cheerio!")

main()

I also remember making a program that asks complicated math questions and insults your intelligence if you get them wrong, but I can't find it.

I'm not surprised I got a C- in that class.