There was a gray Suburban that pulled into my driveway earlier this afternoon. Two women exited the vehicle with Air Wick air fresheners in hand. Apparently they got the bright idea that they could start a dog fighting ring and make money doing it. Of course we have a dog, and of course they wanted it to be involved in their devious scheme of (world domination) making money. Well I had to refuse such an offer, because at the time my brain couldn't even comprehend what exactly was happening.

They were obviously on some sort of drugs, but I'm not such which drug makes you think an Air Wick air freshener is a good choice for a weapon. They left after they were denied what they wanted, I guess even they realized Air Wick can't be weaponized... yet.

No this was not a dream, this actually happened. You can't make stuff like this up, you just can't.