Step 1. Acquire paper, this is the easiest step

Step 2. Throw eggs at your paper

Step 3. Crumble the paper up

Step 4. Put it in a blender, add milk, a piece of broccoli, some really tough meat, some salt, a pinch of sugar, and an apple slice, now blend it

Step 5. Pour concoction into a skillet and cook it up, add sparkly glue to the mix

Step 6. Throw it all outside, print a picture of a pony off the internet and put it over the mess, you have now drawn a pony!!!!!!

Final result should look like this: