The apartment below me smells like rotted meat

I can here him screaming and throwing shit around

I think he keeps dead animals there

My therapist says i'm a fucking nutter

But i shit you not

I saw it trough a hole i've drilled in the floor

It's true

It's fucking true

I've never had the balls to ask him but i bet the dude below me is batshit crazy

I've been trying to evict him several times but the dude wont fucking leave

I think

He wants me to leave

I dont know for sure

But he seems pretty agressive

I need a drink

(NB: it's all fiction, people. Art(zzzzxxxx))