A Fumble is not Exciting
As I'm sure some of you have figured out by now, I am a gamer. Now, when I say this, I don't mean I spend all my time playing FPS's online, I mean a large portion of my life in general is devoted to or otherwise related to video games, and I also mean that I have little interest in physical sports of any kind. In short, I'm a complete nerd. Now, I have no problem with people who don't share my affinity for games, nor do I have any problem with people who enjoy watching and/or playing sports. What kind of annoys me, though, is when people incessantly tell me about "exciting" moments in recent games, or describe a play and expect me to agree that it's just "crazy." Now, I'll at times talk about a game to a non-gamer friend of mine, but I keep it in a context so that my friend can still enjoy the conversation and won't just feel left out and disinterested. Certain people, however, don't seem to keep similar practices in regards to sports. For example, a person I know, who shall be called "Bill," for the purpose of this rant, was talking to me about football. Now, Bill described a moment when the receiver tripped while fumbling the ball, and a player on the other team snatched the ball out of his hands and scored (or something to that effect, I can't remember exactly what it was.) and then exclaimed, "Isn't that just crazy?" My reply was, "Sure," as I just mostly wanted to get the conversation over with as I found it more than a little boring. He, apparently, wasn't satisfied with this response, as he decided to try to elicit a more commited agreement to how "awesome" the play was. Now, I, as I said, am a gamer. On a daily basis, I, playing my brother in a game of Mortal Kombat: Armaggedon, see one character pummel the other with nightsticks and aerial acrobatics, occasionally implementing a machine gun built into his arm, finishing by removing the other character's arm, kidneys, brain, and finally jamming his fingers into the other character's back, taking his head and half of his spine as a trophy. On a daily basis, I, playing my neighbor at Super Smash Bros. Brawl, see one character use a two-handed sword with one hand, slashing the other character to pieces, occasionally calling in other characters to aid him, and finally use launch the other character into the air, cutting him to ribbons with said two-handed sword, which is now on fire, slashing so hard that it produces visible shockwaves, until finally slashing the other character downward into an explosion. So, I do not consider someone tripping, fumbling, and having a ball snatched out of his hands "crazy" or "awesome," and I do not appreciate being pestered to call it such. That's my main problem with the sports fans I've personally met; they simply aren't satisfied to let me enjoy what I enjoy, choosing instead to try to force me to appreciate what they like. Anyway, that's my rant, I know it kind of meandered, but, oh well, I suppose someone might appreciate it.
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