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The most pain in the ass Phoenix Wright interrogations


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Whether it be because they have the worst english ever, can't seem to speak properly, are more annoying than Moe the Clown's laughter, or just aren't very interesting characters, there are always "those" characters in the Phoenix Wright series you wish you never had the misfortune to speak to(I'm only putting people from the first 3 games since they're the only ones I've played)

 

 

Wendy Oldbag

 

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Always makes things a chore for you to do. Likely due to the fact that her favorite movie stars always wind up dead, but for some reason she likes taking it out on you specifically. The only reason she's low on the list is because even when she pisses me off, her old lady banter sometimes will crack a smile out of me.

 

Also seeing her hit on Edgeworth is scary

 

Cody

 

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Because dealing with fanboys always sucks

 

Victor Kudo

 

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He suffers from crazy old people syndrome as well, but unlike Oldbag, he isn't as entertaining

Also, who else is grossed out by his jiggly nose?

 

Jean Armstrong

 

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I can get passed the blatantly gay stereotype, I just wish he didn't mix his French and English together

 

Meekins

 

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Looking at him just screams annoying and incompetent

 

Sal Manella

 

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Probably one of the creepiest characters in the series. He's also the reason why I hate internet slang. Seriously how did this guy get to be a director(then again with people like Uwe Boll and Michael Bay in real life, it probably isn't surprising)

 

Lotta Hart

 

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She intentionally makes things difficult for you just to be famous. And what's worse is that she kept showing up everywhere

 

That Creepy Docter

 

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How the hell is this guy not in prison yet?

 

Moe the Clown

 

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"AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA! AHA!"

 

Honorable Mentions:

Everyone else from Turnabout Big Top - Didn't put them in because they'd make up most of the list

Angel Starr - A Grade-A bitch. I was contemplating, but decided against it since she still managed to get a decent backstory

Furio Tigre - See Angel Starr

April May - Averted because boobs

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Nice opinions, but I'm actually quite fond of Meekins, The Creepy Doctor, April May, and Furio Tigre.

For all intended purposes, I actually put The Creepy Doctor as a joke, though I do find him really disturbing

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*spoilers*

 

Good old Quercas Alba. He just wouldn't. Give. UP! It's in universe, too. If you look at the in-game time, Edgeworth is arguing with him until like 2:00 in the morning.

 

There was also the final cross-examination with Luke Atmey, where you have only one chance to press one of his statements, or else you get the infinite penalty. Not fun.

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What do you mean "everyone else from Turnabout Big Top"? Acro was one of the more satisfying interrogations. He was tough to crack, but still reserved and calm, and when you do get around him and hear his story, it rounds up the chapter nicely.

 

In fact, the whole of Turnabout Big Top is underrated.

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What do you mean "everyone else from Turnabout Big Top"? Acro was one of the more satisfying interrogations. He was tough to crack, but still reserved and calm, and when you do get around him and hear his story, it rounds up the chapter nicely.

 

In fact, the whole of Turnabout Big Top is underrated.

None of the murderers really bugged me(as you can see, none of them were on the list). Acro was the exception to that honorable mention, and is one of my favorite characters in JFA(while I felt for Mimi, Acro was the first murder I truely felt sorry for, and I hated having to expose him)

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carnage2-hand(f).gif-Oh. You got all this proof? Well, guess what! I have territorial rights.

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