Hello, everypony!

DQ here to start this day early!

Don't dare attempt to give me the orange!

Breaking the code would be such a cinch!

Go out there and untie that conservative knot.

We all watch this show simply for the plot!

I don't care if you're from America, Europe, or Aussie.

Come join the herd to rhyme today, my fellow brony!

Last year, this holiday I mostly stayed out.

Once tomorrow's over, I'll admit my rhymes, brain, and sillyness made out.

No way this brony will pout.

I won't be hit like an Arizona drought.

Zecora, my z, 'tis no challenge for me.

There's a reason ponies call me Mr. Dairy Queen!