Ok, first actual serious blog post.

Diarrhea + Constipation = Ultimate pain in the rear.

You won't believe how irritating it is.

It's also extremely painful. I'm now going to stop before I go on into too much detail.

This has been MrL0LZ The Science Guy. Or someone else. I dunno lol.

Also, remember, DON'T START UNBELIEVEING!

NEVER DO NOT FEEL YOUR FEELINGS!

I'm going to blow up Mars! *Blows up an asteroid in the asteroid belt instead*

THAT WAS FOR YOU GUYS!