I really appreciate that you're such a GREAT person. You come over to this country, complain that you're single, get with my friend, and encourage him to get you pregnant.

OF GODDAMN COURSE HE WOULD, BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT.

Now you want to move back to England in order have the child.

Great. You want to take one of my friends and leave me dry. Now what am I supposed to do?

Just for a heads up, I don't like you.