1) Turn off the computer

2) Go outside

Cosplay as Gordon Freeman, but use a Nokia 3310 as a crowbar.

Alternatively, wear a shirt that says "Life" and hand lemons to random people on the street, then see how many rant to you about lemons. I mean, what if they don't want your damn lemons? What if they want to see your manager and make you rue the day you thought you could give them lemons? Do you even know who they are? They might try to burn your house down*! They might get their engineers to make a combustible lemon!

*with the lemons

Sell your moderator position for cash and then go on a trip to Hawaii with Feld0.

Get a PC.

Get a PC.

Let's have a flame war! Ready, set, go!

RRRRGHHERRR PCS SUCK OMG MACS ARE MORE EGGSPENSIVE SO DEY'RE BETTER RRRRG PCS CRASH TWO MUCH

Let's have a flame war! Ready, set, go!

 

RRRRGHHERRR PCS SUCK OMG MACS ARE MORE EGGSPENSIVE SO DEY'RE BETTER RRRRG PCS CRASH TWO MUCH

>moderator

>let's have a flame war

>moderator

>let's have a flame war

 

Who says mods can't have fun?

>moderator

>let's have a flame war

>tries to make joke

>fails?