This blog. It died. This user, he died too. He is ghost now. If you are reading this he is haunting you. He is also has a cattle prod for whenever you speak in less than 100 characters, to uphold sadism human integrity. Also, he is speaking in the third person, because it's an really bad habit he got from Trixie, whom he dramatically broke up after finding out she embezzled all his funds on cider and many Twilight Sparkle plushies. He grammar is also slightly worse now, because it side effect of dying, don't ask why. Now, he is proposing a deal, so listen up or the prod will coming out.

Relevant:

You will read this blog. You will give me all your wat. You will realize he switched to second person speaking, and that he no longer make grammatical errors. You will be more confused. You are thinking "this guy is just being random, there is no deal". Then, you will feel like an idiot to have ever doubted his cunning intellect. Then, you will feel immense regret and mourn for him. Then, and only then, will his ghost stop haunting you. His ghost will instead invite you to a tea party because he will think you are a "smashing old/young chap/madam", and you will accept that invite, and a world known as Equestria will be created.

You will accept and oblige by all the terms of the proposal.

In all seriousness, I went inactive, and I'm less inactive now. But good thing I have my

This blog is back to business, so it can go bankrupt a second time. Look forward to it.