Hello, friends, today I'm here to talk to you about the crazy ass fish that have been washing up on the coasts of the US recently.

(No, the Crazy Ass Fish is not it's official name, even if it should be)

Here is a picture of one.

What's crazy about it is that these things grow to be up to fifty feet long.

They are called Oarfish, and scientists guesstimate that they are what inspired all those ancient legends about sea serpents and sea monsters.

This is the second one seen in the past few weeks along the CA coast, which is weird because they usually live further in the ocean away from the coast, in the deep cold water.

I have a theory as to why these fish are appearing.

So, remember that weird place with the anime and all that? Japan?

Remember that nuclear meltdown they had?

It turns out the radiation and nuclear waste is still leaking out, and it's only getting worse as time goes on. One of the side effects of this nuclear waste being leaked into the ocean is warmer ocean temp. This has no doubt sent fish used to cold damp dark water searching for more damp dark water now that their original water is kind of radioactive waste that's extremely hot and violatile.

So these Oarfish are all like

"Ah, m8, wat da fuk is dis" and they swim over towards the CA coast, and they decide that it's better to take their chances and try to grow legs and lungs than to stick around in the toxic water, so they swim and die right on the beaches.

And den the womenz on da beach r liek

"HEY LOOK IT'S SEAMONSTER LEL SWEG" before they high five eachother in slow motion and go down to take a picture with it and send it to the news.

This would explain it, because crazy fish is really crazy.

I guess what I'm saying is that we're destroying our environment, and this is causing all kinds of deep water fish to die because we're selfish. We're literally forcing them up onto the beaches where they die because we're not fixing the mess that we ourselves are responsible for, and the wild life is paying the price.

Look on the bright side.

At least the arctic is still okay.