Long ago, in the kingdom of magic horses with butt tattoos, there were two sisters.

One was named Sunbutt, she raised and lowered the sun, her butt-tattoo was the sun.

The other was Moonbutt, she raised and lowered the moon, her butt tattoo looks like somebody hit her with a pen and it broke sending the ink all over, and then somebody drew a moon over it. Kind of like when you pass out drunk and your friends draw all over you.

Moonbutt noticed that ponies didn't like playing or just generally existing while the world was dark, cold, and full of nocturnal predators (Hmm...I wonder why) and she threw a hissy fit and turned into the modern equivalent of turning emo and rebelling against her parents, including stupid looking headwear and an angsty name (Nightmare MOOOOOOOOON).

She was planning to make the moon stay up forever because there could be no possible consequences of removing the source of plants' food and all warmth from the planet. The plan was infallible. As nothing makes you look good like plummeting the planet into mass extinction.

Sunbutt responded to this laughable threat by banishing her sister to the moon for 1,000 years because that's how despots rule n shizzle.

MANY YEARS LATER:

A purple unicrawn learns about da Nightmare MOOOON and that her trial version of exile is about to expire, she warns Sunbutt that she should redeem Exile as soon as possible. Sunbutt does not listen because she's too busy raising the sun and being a butt.

Sunbutt assumes that Exile works like WinRAR where you don't actually have to buy it to use it.

The purple Unicrawn is instead sent to a small town to make friends because making friends is always more important than national security (That's why TSA agents get so friendly with airline passengers). She is sent to live in a tree, because living inside a hollow tree is always shown to be good for one's social life.

At the annual festival meant to stroke the despot's ego, she is captured by angsty Luna who then proceeds to hold her for ransom.

Now Twilight Sparkle, along with her Pimpin' dragon and new friends, Rarity, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and the orange one must band their resources together and defeat Nightmare MOOOON. They will do this using the elements of Harmony, magical stones that kick ass. Will Nightmare MOOOOON get stoned? (Probably, it's only the first episode so I wouldn't assume the good guys would lose)

Find out in the exciting pilot of MLP: FiM only on THAT CHANNEL ON TV THAT EXISTS TO SELL TOYS!

HARMONIC SCORE: 10/10