The Princess Promenade (G3 Direct-to-VHS/DVD Special, 2006, 50 minutes)

Summary: Wysteria finds the most perfect flower under the castle, along with Spike the dragon. Finding the flower comes with privileges that set her above all her friends, and a price she may not want to pay.

The heck? Is this what happened to the Flutterponies? Breezies.

The framerate seems to be dropping every animation.

Right, Breezies are *shrunk* Flutterponies.

They're planting cut flowers? What?

No they're harvesting flowers... and planting at the same time. Sure, why not. Different plants have different growing seasons.

Hey Spike.

A thousand years again.

Lots of songs in this one.

The hairdresser is using safety scissors.

More a don't than a do? No wonder, you're not a pony.... She needed glasses to tell that Spike wasn't a pony? Yikes.

This is no basis for a system of government. I mean if a watery bink threw a scimitar at me....

Pinkie Pie just had a... squink? Is there a cream for that?

Lesson #6. I wonder what lessons 1 through 5 were? If this is another song... yeah. I wouldn't mind so much if the singing was any good. I mean, they're are technically in tune, but the singing voices aren't exactly pleasant. It reminds me of the school choir I belonged to way too long ago.

Actually there are several flowers that are green. That one looks specifically like Green Hellebores. And there are several trees with pink leaves like that, such as the some types of beech.

I really don't like this artificial view on princesses. Despite what the media tells you, this is *not* what a princess is.

Wow, these ponies are really incompetent. They do need a princess to tell them what to do.

Spike constantly refers to various fairy tale stories as if they happened.

Not necessarily the first princess of Ponyville, unless the castle was here *before* Ponyville.

Here's where everything is going to really go south. Everyone's a Princess! *sigh*

Not another song. Please no. Again, those are just not the right singing voices for that style.