There is no way to prepare for this, folks. Thomas, everyone's favorite train engine, has gone rouge and invaded a small village in Norway. They were practicing the law with bandits and illegal immigrants. One of the immigrants had a camera with them as a video journal. Here was the clip found:

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1-800-Evil-Train

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