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  2. Yes-Man
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  3. Yes-Man
    So I'm just sitting there. Doing... stuff... Then for some reason I had a realization: What if Hasbro lies, and EG is canon. They haven't given us much reason to trust them, anyway.
    I have no idea why that just came to my mind, but now I'm curled up in the fetal position, rocking as I type this.
    What if they are lying to us? What if they will make it canon.
     
    (and I just now had the realization that I'm being a hypocrite. Do all those things I said months ago mean nothing!?)
  6. Yes-Man

    Fluttershy

    By Yes-Man,

    Welp,
    This blog will get me instant hatred and disrespect. Here goes....
     
     
    I don't find the appeal in Fluttershy.
    Her character has always been shallow to me.
     
    Why do you all like her so much? What's so great about her?
     
     
    Personally, she annoys me deeply. She was an absolute selfish pony in Dragon Quest, even after RD did something for her that she didn't like. She was an absolute jerk to her friends in Putting Your Hoof Down, and instead of getting any sort of real punishment, like anyone else on the show ehen they do these kinds of things, everyone automatically went and blamed Iron Will.
     
    I don't full on hate her like *some* people here hate other ponies, but she annoys me 75% of the time.
     
     
    But what do I know, I'm not allowed to think badly of our precious Shy.
  7. Yes-Man

    Well, I'm back.

    By Yes-Man,

    I want to apologize for being inactive, I had been banned for 2 days for my extremely vulgar,"Cannibals Only."
    I also want to apologize for offending anyone, because looking back at that stuff, it was rather offensive. So, I'm back, and I promise I'll be a good boy.
     
     
    Oh, and I was at Everypony.com during my absence, as Winnebago, so I'll be going on there now too.
  8. Yes-Man
    I just realized how dirty and vulgar Ratchet and Clank is. Even the TITLES.
    Going Commando
    Up Your Aresenal
    Size Matters
    A Crack in Time
    Quest for Booty
     
    And the banter....
    "I haven't seen 2 on 1 action like this since that Courtney Gears film came out!"
  11. Yes-Man
    I mean, it was poorly made an season 2 was much better. And Alicorn Twilight, are you kidding!? I wanted everything the same as t always was, even if I would complain that nothing as changed after a while. And Twilight is gonna be a Mary-sue and is gonna live forever and is gonna be a god and the series is ruined an the fandom is dying! We obviously know this after shes been an Alicorn for less than an hour! Hasbro sucks too! They obviously made DHX make this! And the writers are bad now! I miss Lauren Faust! We should all worship her and glorify her because she's obviously the only one who ever did anything on the show. And she said,
    "What I wanted for Twilight is irrelevant now, but I won't undermine what the writers are doing."
    Words of wisdom! Lets all make a petition for Hasbro to re-hire her and fire everyone else!
    Thx for listening, guize.
  12. Yes-Man

    Just watched SWAG.MOV

    By Yes-Man,

    Brilliance. Sheer brilliance.
    I almost cried due to my emotional attachment to all the characters.
     
    Now, what else am I to do on YouTube?
     
    (And imagine me after the series finale of FiM....)
  15. Yes-Man

    Equestria Girls

    By Yes-Man,

    And no, not the song commercial thingy. I'm talking the new spin-off Hasbro announced. It will feature human versions of the Mane 6 and will not interfere with FiM.
    What do you guys think of it? I'm honestly trying to be optimistic, and I think it will be pretty cool, considering the rest of the content on the Hub, will be awesome. You?
  16. Yes-Man

    Lets recap, shall we?

    By Yes-Man,

    So...
    Hasbro shut down Fighting is Magic, Twilight is an Alicorn, a spin-off show of FiM featuring human versions of the mane-6 is to premiere, S3 is done, people are complaining about all of this, and the fandom is going crazy about all this.
    JUST ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE!
  17. Yes-Man

    Only in America

    By Yes-Man,

    So I was walking along the aisle in WalMart, and came upon something strange; Chicken and Waffle flavored potato chips. I almost died laughing. Who would eat that!? America....
    Don't believe me? Here:
  19. Yes-Man
    WELL,
    Guess what I got today?
    Jumped?
    No.
    Set on fire?
    No.
    Diabeehtus?
    I dunno.
    No...
    I got...
    My
    First
    Kiss.
    It felt weird...but I liked it...it was like the 1st time you watched FiM...it was like the first time you play Fallout3 and you first walk out of the Vault...I just... I don't know...but I liked it.
    Yeah..hence the strange title....
    Anywho, I was walking my GF home from school, and when I was gonna drop her off...she leaned in and kissed me. Now, I don't mean to toot my own horn here but...

  20. Yes-Man
    Lately, I've seen people making a big fuss over Animaniacs, The Walking Dead, and True Blood. So, I decided,l " People were like this with MLP, so why the hell not."
    I saw a few episodes and I've made my verdict, which I'm sure some of you will not like; It was mediocre, at times just some bad Looney Tunes ripoff, and believe me I know my Looney Tunes. The walking Dead was good, but not "drop everything and watch this!" Good. True Blood... No words. I didn't understand it, and it was just awful.
  21. Yes-Man
    I've been hearing all this speculation and arguements and "ogm da fandom is gunna fall aprt an da sho wll b runed!1111!!!", and I've come to the conclusion that out beloved purple unicorn had become an Alicorn. Is this true? Is she really an Alicorn?
    And if so, I'm perfectly fine with it, I saw it coming and I think it's a positive change.
  22. Yes-Man
    Well, here's how it went; I got a bunch of weird looks, at least 5 dirty looks, 3
    Bro hoofs, 2 hi-5's, and a soccer mom came up to me and complained about Derpy.
    Here's the othe entry; I got A-Honour roll, which means I have free dress tomorrow!
    Gonna wear the same shirt, and I'll tell you it's how it goes!
    Ta!~
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