Aureity

Applejack,

How are things at Sweet Apple Acers?

Frost just swept on by couple days ago. Broke some o' the piping - we're trying our darndest ta fix it right now.

What if I told you that my Birthday is May 25th?

Ahh jeez. Dunno if I'll remember that, hang on.

*scribbles on calendar*

How do you answer to those who think you're prettier than Rarity?

Ah respect their opinion. ...though ah really wouldn't rec'mend lettin' her hear it, she might have a fit or somethin'.

Thanks, when my Birthday comes, are you going to try to remember to wish me a happy Birthday?

Err...when's your birthday again?

do you ever get jealous of anypony else, and about what?

Weeell...I think Twi's magic powers are pretty cool. Sometimes kinda wish I had a horn.

Hey Dash.

 

OMG, i never had the chance to meet you. This is really awesome.

 

Do you have some kind of favorite dessert that you like to eat?

Heh, anything in Sugarcube corner gets my vote! I'm open to ideas though, just bring me something tasty.   

How are you so cool?

Also, where do you get your mane cut? It looks awesome

Oh yeah, I get that a lot.   

And there's a barbershop up there in Cloudsdale. Got the best manestyles and everythin'.

Oh and did you know that my 1 year anniversary is coming up this month?

Oh, that's cool. Congratulations!

@rainbow are you getting a colt friend soon???

Pfft, non o' your business.   

Dashie! Let's have a "Be Awesome" Contest go!

 

....

 

Darn I lost.

Haha! Well, yeah, of course!

Rainbow Dash, What can you do to kick off 2015?

Well, if you stopped by Sugarcube, you woulda seen the BIGGEST PARTY EVER. Brought to you all by ME. Like seriously, it was HUGE. Did you see the cake? The fountain of frosting? The WONDERBOLTS? I mean, like, WOW!

Do you dress in style?

*groan*

Happy New Years, Rainbow Dash! I really hope I didn't wake you up, I just wanted to say I wish I was spending some time with the fastest flyer in all Equestria! Anyway, if you are sleeping, I should let you sleep, sooo, laters!

Yeah, slept five days straight till just now!

Hah, nah. Even I'm not that lazy, though Applejack'll make you think otherwise.

how do I become like, 20% cooler?

I dunno, I think that haircut looks pretty cool. Haven't seen it before.

so what did the Rainbow Factory do for new years? (no im not refering to the creepypasta this time)

Well, I wasn't there. but I DID hear there were firework everywhere. Rainbow colored, of course. Apparently all the workers flew around Equestria setting them off, which sounds awesome! Totally woulda given 'em a hoof if I wasn't busy with my own party!

Edit: Update! Since ah haven't had any new questions, ah found enough time ta take a break and get some shut-eye fer once. So thanks for that!

Okay, How are things around Ponyville?

Nearly got snowed in with a blizzard. But thanks to me, I got those snow clouds sorted. Pushed 'em all the over to the forest. You guys can thank me later. 

Rainbow Dash, What are your plans for New Year's Day?

Heh heh. Pinkie Pie has a buncha fireworks. That's all I'm gonna say...

What is it like having camera crews recording what you and your friends do in Ponyville? It looks like a reality show.

Whaaat? Don't be silly, I don't see any camera crews...

Happy Holidays, AJ! You having fun with the family?

Hah, you betcha! Ya should pop in fer the New Year's celebration, we're havin' everypony over.

AJ,

Did you have a nice Hearts Warming Eve?

Ya bet. Was a lil' worried Apple Bloom wouldn't a' liked her present, but it all turned out just fine 'n dandy. _

Hey AJ! What's your favorite cereal? 

Applejacks! 

 

hey! applejack, i brought you a changeling who is your #1 fan and wants to be like all always

Err, ah dunno if ah can trust one of 'em changelings...

Happy holidays, e'erypony! Stop by anytime fer a mug o' apple cider, on the house! 

Is your brother free in the near future?

Ah have no idea. Yer going ta have ta ask him - ah'm sure he's even busier than ah am.

Happy holidays, by the way.

http://mlpforums.com/topic/110837-ask-a-dj-version-of-fluttershy/?p=3110371

 

 

Yo, Applejack! Wanna hear my new song? *uses wub cannon; plays remixed dubstep*

Ahhh no, not here - yer gonna scare away all the birds!

HEYOOOO!! Happy holidays, everypony! Get out there and throw some snowballs at your friends!

http://mlpforums.com/topic/110837-ask-a-dj-version-of-fluttershy/?p=3110371

 

 

Yo, Dashie! Wanna hear my new beats? *uses Wub Cannon; plays remixed dubstep*

Hmm...kinda reminds me of the stuff Vinyl blasts at full volume whenever I'm walking by...

What about Hearth's Warming Eve coming up?

Oh yeah!!! Been waiting for this day the whole year!

Rainbowdash,
Is Canderlot having the same play performance like they did on Hearts Warmers Eve?

Pfft. Nah, no way. If it was the same thing every time, that'd get super old and boring. Even though it's a good story and all.

Will it be all about you this month and we post all about you?

Gee. I mean, you don't have to make it ALL about me. Like, I know how cool I am already

Hey, Aj. Your family still gonna brew some of that apple cider?

Ah sure hope so. Ain't nothing better than a mug o' cider in the dead middle o' winter.

Your thoughts on bullies?

 

 

Do you think the cutie mark crusaders will ever get their cutie mark?

Not cool. You wanna pick on a pony, make it one that can fight back.

And yeah, of course! I totally believe in 'em. Might take a while, but I betcha right now Scoots is gonna be a natural flier.

That's okay I kind of have a crush on you.

Speak up! Didn't catch that.

on a scale of 1 to 10 how fluffy are you?

Wha...ME? I...dunno? Cloud-level fluffy, I guess?

So, does that mean you are happy since you got your own month? 

Hah, take a guess! 

Ok, fine.

 

*snaps fingers*

 

*turns you into the fourth doctor*

 

Hey, hey now. No funny business!

Aj can you yell at discord for me he killed my brother ????

Well, ah never... What happened?

-coughs- h=hey rainbow...sorry that I keep forgetting to talking you. been kind of a mess lately.

That's cool. Bet a cough drop'd cheer you up. Not the cherry ones though, those are terrible.

Was daring doo all you expect from her

Oh YEAH. That and way way waaaaay more.

Thunderlane?

Oh, come ON. I'm done with this.

...besides, I'm pretty sure I've seen him over at Cloud Chaser's place a lot.

What do you think when the whole month of December is all about you?

Hah, I get the coolest month.

...literally, get it! Haha! 

Oh darn ok. Let me know if you do. Haha

I mean...his coat stands out. So I guess it shouldn't be TOO hard to spot him.

Happy Holidays to you, Big Mac, Applebloom, and Granny Smith

Thank ya kindly. Ah'll make sure ta remind em ya dropped by to say howdy.

I think I might be able to help!

 

*taps head*

 

*discords you*

 

Hey, cut that out. Ah ain't goin' through that again!

AJ,

Getting ready for the holidays?

Sure thing - gotta harvest all 'em apples 'fore snow sets in.

oh i see! i would like to know about your crushes, how do you define your perfect stallion (or mare)?

Err - hold it right there, ain't this gettin' just a tad too personal, now? 

Do you think there should be more Applejack emoticons on this site? 

 

Yay or nay? 

Ah say yea. More ain't anythin' but a good thing.

What do you call Thanksgiving in Equestria?

I dunno, what am I suppose to compare it to? A lotta holidays are about giving thanks and whatever.

 

i see! what you like to eat for breakfast?

 

Gee, uhh...whatever's in my fridge, I guess. I can always fly down to Sugarcube for a cupcake or something if that's not enough.

Oops hehehe I forgot the filw XD sorry dash

...nope, don't think I've ran into him.

Come on, it's just a small fib, it won't hurt anypony.

Ah don't think so. Ain't in mah character.

Dash'll prob'ly help ya out, ah figure.

 

Chatterbox: Hello miss Applejack! am a student of Journalism from Canterlot High School i would like an interview with you.

 

how is your family now?

 

Oh, err...doin' just fine. Sorry, ya caught me off-guard fer a second.

Is Soarin the one who you have a crush on?

Uhh...no.

RainbowDash,

How are things?

Heeey, holidays are coming up and all. Thought I'd organize the "Who can make the biggest snowpony contest!" You in?

I mean, yeah, I'm still gonna win, but...

Dash, What do you think of the new Kingdom?

Pretty cool.

Hey dash remember me?! Haha well I was wondering if you've ran into a pegasus stallion by the name of Night Glade yet? He's grey with green eyes, a vest, and a star cutie mark like the file attached to this message.

Yeah, very funny. I don't see a file attached to the message. Unless he's supposed to be a blank flank. In which case, go ask Scoots instead.

 

hello Miss Dashie! am a student of Journalism from Canterlot High School i would like an interview with you.

you have any place to visit?

 

Oh, jeez, another interview!? I'm more popular than I thought!

Uhh, yeah. Someplace, quiet, right? I guess we could go to a coffee shop or something.

Yes. Yes you can finish your apple.

 

Anyways, I dare you to go into Lyra's house and tell her that you're secretly a human.

Ah don't think so. Ain't in mah blood to tell a fib like that. Even if 'sjust a prank.

Let me guess, Soarin.

Huh?

Rainbow Dash, Were you unhappy once The Golden Oak Library was Destroyed by Tirek?

I mean, yeah...but more cause I knew how much it meant to Twilight than anything.

1. I am actually serious. Why do you think alot of people here have avatars of you and your friends?

3. That's funny.

 

Anyways, what would happen if you were eating an apple, but then Derpy Hooves found the cure to pony-cancer?

Cause ah'm popular, course! Maybe not as popular as Dash, or Pinkie, or some o' the others.

Hah, nah. Just ribbin' ya. Ah ain't got a clue.

And ah dunno why the two would, err, be related? Can't ah just finish mah apple?

Yes of course you would leave. But the question is how would you leave? You are injured. By that I mean your wing is broken so you can't fly. Also the predators are after you. So what do you do to get out?

Pfft, I'm fast on the ground too, ya know. Easy.

What will you do in case one of your friends gets injured?

Fly em to the hospital quick as I can!

Rainbowdash,

How are things around Ponyville?

Do you like Twilight and Spike's new castle?

Everything's going super great. Had a couple new arrivals, and we're building a house for 'em. Speaking of which, I lost a couple of two by fours. Yeah...hope they don't get too mad.

oh yeahbsorry forgot sorry rainbow have you ever met up with daring doo again

Not yet, but I really really REALLY wanna sometime!