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Hey, Rainbow Dash, did you know I'm faster than you?

*yawn* Riiight.

Hey Rainbow, what about a day with Sonic Rainboom excellence?

Whaddya mean?

cant wait to spend with my favorite mare

Err...right. Just don't get all creepy-stalkery on me, 'kay?

Do you know how to surprise ponies like me on my birthday?

...party? Dunno, Pinkie's better at that sorta stuff.

*starts petting you and stroking your mane* You're very soft and cute, you know that right?

Oooooookay, time to head outta Creepytown.

Are you playing dumb so that the authoritys don't find out about the rainbow factory or do you really not know?

Know about what? That it exists?

Glad to see you again has my favorite flyer doing

Waiting on summer, and stocking on on pool supplies!

So does that mean you have Atychiphobia?

Pfft, nah. I'm not afraid of anything.

You planning to do something or go anywhere during the Summer break, Rainbow?

Figure I'd try one of those cross-Equestria marathons. On hoof, of course. Flying would be, you know, cheating. Trying to convince AJ to join me - it'll be a blast and she knows it.

What would you do if one day you woke up and you didn't have any wings?

AHHHHHHH NONONONONO!  

I am sorry, I am yet to learn the ways of the world. I deeply apologize.

Ehh, no problem. Probably a book or two 'bout the founding of Ponyville. Try usin' that to answer yer question.

i dont but if you trust him a honest pony then i will be friendly

Nothin' wrong with a friendly attitude.

Do ya like Big Mac or apple bloom more?

 Now that ain't a fair question. Or one that ah can answer.

That was my favorite part of the games.

Mine too!

I feel bad that i couldnt have stopped him myself i no longer trust discord. do you trust him

Sure, why not? Everypony...err..dracone-thingy...deserves another chance.

I hath decided you, Applejack of "Sweet Apple Acres" to be my favorite pony ever since I hath seen you with my eyes in "Friendship is Magic Part 1" and now I ask you...How old is Granny Smith

 

Ps: Applejack is best pony!

Now lookie here, ya can't just go 'n ask a lady her age. Ah ain't as high-fashioned as Rarity an' even ah know that. Almost as rude as askin' for weight.

But thanks fer the support!

Yes, Well, What's going to be on this offseason?

Nothing cool, I bet. This months' been pretty lazy.

You know when you and the others went to visit A.K. Yearling, can you gimme the address? I'm Daring Do's number 1 fan. And if you're wondering how I know you went to visit her, it's because my friend told me. Don't reply with "o_O" just reply with that address.

That address.

Do you have Atychiphobia?

Look it up in a dictionary...or something.

Pfft, the only thing I'm failing right now is in trying to reply to all these comments. The stupid browserthing keeps redirecting.

 

 

Do you have this fear?

Did you like when Spike saved the games with his fire breath?

Hah, how could ah not? Musta boosted his confidence through the barn roof - hope it sticks now.

Congrats for defeating terrax and your white and red mane looked beautiful on you

Really, all the credit is Twilight's. She did pretty much everythin', ya know.

^{So Rainbow Dash, when can you invite me over toyour place so we can chill and hangout}

Ehh...we'll see when I'm free. Maybe sometime next week? Got a marathon coming this Friday, so gotta prep for that.

 

Ok I have a question:

Do you know what "shipping" is? Because I ship you and Rarity. :3

Sigh...yeah, I know what that is.  -_- No idea why you guys are all so obsessed with it.

Never mind that question, How does it feel like being a Rainbow Pony with your friends for the first time? 

Uhhh, pretty cool, I guess? That's the answer you were looking for, right? 

Does being AWSOME ever get tiring?

 

And are the working conditions and pay in the rainbow factory good? Cause I need to earn a few extra bits and I don't really mind blood stains

Only when you've gotta sign a thousand photographs...but, I mean, you can just make an excuse for that, so...

And what bloodstains?

Do you think there's anyone who can beat you in a race?

Pfft, I don't think so.

This thread appears to be related to the My Little Pony franchise and/or the Bronydom in general. Thus, it has been sentenced to Sugarcube Corner.

Have you ever sung a P!nk song before?

Uhh, what?

Have you ever had any near death experiences? If so, share them with your totally loyal fans who never doubted you for a second! ;D

 Tons...which one you wanna hear first, the flying related or the getting trampled by a crowd related?

In Double RainBoom you met the Power Puff Girls. Who is you favorite?

Ehh....Buttercup.

 

 

....lolol

I HAZ A QUESTION, RAINBOW DASH!!!!!!!!!!1111 WHEN WAZ THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? LIKE A BOZZ.

Right now, at your grammar.  -_- 

 

 

 

Yay! I like flying to! I am a pegasus to.I use to have a real etch-a-sketch.Ok show me please.

 

See, the trick is to figure out which clouds you can sorta drag, and you can make cool pictures that way. Someponies use smoke or something, but...pfft, that's almost cheating.

What's your take after entering the Equestria Games?

My take on what?

Rainbowdash,

Was it cool when Spike saved the Equestria Games?

Yeah, no kiddin! Always knew he had it in him.

Aside from skootaloo who is you favourite cutie mark crusader?

Well, that's easy. It's - 

Whoooa, hang on a minute. I'm not telling you that. It'd make the other one feel really bad.

dont worry aj *hoofs over her neck* i will keep applebloom away from the fatal stuff. She is set up for great things I know it and you do to

Alright, ah suppose.

AJ,

What was your favorite part of the equestria games?

Hah, bein' there was good enough. Ain't something you can forget that easily.

How did you feel when your friend Rarity used Evil Magic on you?

Uhh...evil?

Did you ever get bullied because of your rainbow mane and tail?

Buiiled? Please. If you saw a pony rockin' a rainbow tail, you'd be throwing yourself down at their hooves.

Hey Rainbow, so growing up as a filly, did you have any problems learning to fly, like Scootaloo?

Well, course. Like everypony. Just gotta keep trying.

Have you met Sonic the Hedgehog?

The what now?

Hi Rainbow Dash.

 

What do you like to do?

 

Can i be you're friend?

Flying! Oh, and etch-a-sketch in the sky, with clouds. Really, it's fun. I'll show you.

No but he was born into a family of assassin's

Oh, err...alright. 

I will watch over applebloom on her road to get her cutiemark maybe she will ready to earn some dangerous cutie marks by accepting my help.

Dangerous, ya say? Please try ta stay outta that...

I come with a letter from princess celestia

Fer me?

Good to see you Applejack, I admire a hard working pony. I won't take up most your time, What's your opinion exactly on humanity and bronies in general. Do they cause you any trouble much?

Long as they don't bother me too much..or track mud around, or pick all the apples. Ah'm fine with 'em otherwise. 

Ya know, they're probably half o' the apple income at the moment...

Hi there, AJ. Umm... I would hug you, but I don't know how you would react...

I asked your friends about what their favorite kind of music was, and I was gonna ask you, but I can already predict, you like country music, don't you? I like a little bit of country myself...

Well, err, yes. Ah suppose that's rather obvious.

oh thank celestia i thought my question was awkward 

Nah 's fine.

will you still think she will still be special if she is a blank flank forever

Course ah will! Though ah've got faith she'll find her callin' eventually.

What do you call Baseball in Equestria?

The one where you hit stuff with a big bat? That's still just baseball.

Fine then. But you must tell me what YOU are allergic to after I tell you what I am allergic to. ¬_¬

*ahem* I am allergic to pincushions...and I get hay fever. YA HAPPY. NOW TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

ps: i am Commander Hurricane i just changed my name and everything about me cuz im a ninja.

*grumble* Fine, kiwis. But it's only really minor...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlB8GwKIzIQ#t=91

 

1.Your thoughts on the song?

 

2. Your thoughts on the dance?

Song's kidna cool, I guess. But looks more like he's flailing his hooves around than dancing.

 

What's easier way to avoid Cheating and a good way to win?

Use your advantages. No, really. Don't feel bad for having something somepony else doesn't.

Rainbowdash,

Just wondering, glad that you pass the test, congratulations, but why take a test if your a cadet at the Wonderbolt Academy?

Well, I mean...why not? Prove that I can pass it?

What is the meanest prank you've ever pulled?

Gee, well...once when I was still a filly, I accidentally made a couple of my classmates cry. Felt kinda bad.

You're in change of Ponyville's weather and you don't know what clouds are made of?

Rainbow Dash, everyone knows that you are awesome, no doubt about it. how do you do it?    -_-      

Ehh...try talking to ponies you don't know. Be cool about it, make some friends...

Dear Rainbow Dash I have a question I don't know if it has been already asked before (I don't have time to look through 93 pages).

 

   what do you think of Twidash Shipping?

 

 

                           (P.S. I don't like it so I won't be offended if you don't.)

...neither of us go that way, y'know.

*Jeez*

 

What do you think of the song? Kind of fits you IMHO...

Eh, not bad!

I am serious, Rainbow Dash. If you don't tell me what you are allergic to, I will do super bad stuff to you and your buddies. I already have plans for evil schemes for you and your friends. And one of my plans is to humiliate you so hard that you will never be able to show your face in Equestria ever again!! And that is just ONE of my many evil schemes. So tell me what the hay you are allergic to or else you will have to cope with the circumstances. *achoo* Oh the irony.

 

And I know your deepest secret. :3 You better tell me what you are allergic to unless, of course, you don't mind me sharing your deepest secret to the whole of Equestria?

*yawn*

If you really wanna know, you gotta tell me something you're allergic to first. Eye for an eye.

is pinkie really related to you...and were's your parents 

Ah don't care either way. She's fam'ly ta me.

And they're still doin' well last time ah saw. Speakin' of which, ah need to write a letter soon.

it depends what she is good at. her spirit reminds me of me when i was a filly. I think hers will be the most difficult to predict

No kiddin'. Poor filly's exhausted herself tryin' ta figgur out already.

Hey, if you found out that Fluttershy has been dating a colt who is 15 years old and named Kira then how would you react? Would you think Kira is too young for Fluttershy? And if you did would you tell her?

Err...that ain't much info ta go on. 's he a mass murderer, or a psychotic...?

Rainbowdash,

If you were an alicorn like Twilight, what would you like to be princess of?

CLOUDSDALE!   

Or, the sky in general. That'd be cool, too. I could charge an airspace tax, hehe.

Rainbow Dash, 

 

What does one have to do to be so awesomely cool like you are?

Ehh. Work hard, press 'n surpass your limits, ya know?

How's it been since you passed the test of being a Wonderbolt Reserve?

Not much has changed, actually. I thought it would, but life goes on much the same. Not that I mind.

Heya, Dashie.   Got a few things to say.

1) My birthday was last Tuesday.

2) I wanted to say hi.

3) I asked Rarity and Twilight this question, but... what kinds of music do you like, if you listen to music at all? I'm personally a fan of rock and video game music.

Hey, happy birthday! 

That DJ pony introduced me to some of the stuff she's been listening to. Sounds pretty cool, and I've been hooked so far.

You are so awesome!

So two questions.

What do you think of my little dashie?

Second,could you check out my ask solar flare thread? That would mask it 20% cooler!

-Bruss

Meh, too sentimental. I guess if you guys seems to like it, that's cool, I suppose.

And I'm too lazy to go around poking into different threads.    Y'know how big this forum is?

What if Daring Doo died in the next book?

Yeah, no way! The story's not even half-over yet!

i bet i'm faster than you

Gee, nice "question".  -_- 

If you had to fight a pony who has destroyed fifteen galaxies with a single swing of the hoof, then how would you handle it?

...what. I'm just a superhero, not a goddess.

Question: what is your opinion on humans

Those whatcha-call'em...jets? Those I find pretty cool. I might try 'n race one.

Are clouds made of evaporated water in equestria, like in our world? Or is it different?

Eww, go bug Twilight. She's the one with her muzzle up in chem textbooks.

TELL US WHAT YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO OR I WILL KIDNAP SCOOTALOO AND KILL HER. I AM SERIOUS. i HAVE A HACKSAW RIGHT HERE. THIS IS NO JOKE, DUDE. TELL US OR YOUR PAL WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

*snicker*

Why not?

Ain't a nice thing ta do, is it?

It's nice, but not your kind of music?

Err...well, ah suppose. *shrug*

yeah she is a great filly if you could take a guess what do you think applebloom cutie mark could be

Everypony says it sure as hay'll be apple-related, but if ah just had to make a blind guess, probably somethin' bout adventure.

Hey Rainbow, What's your plan to get on Wonderbolt Reserves?

Pfft, you actually make plans?

The stories about how they kill fillies who fail at Flight School

Why don't you come on up and see for yourself...?

Really though, no, they don't.

 

 

...Okay, now it has. Now for an actual question. Are you allergic to anything?

Yeah. Not telling you what, though. I know I'd regret it.

Rainbow Dash, If you had a wicked fast street car, what would it be?

...who needs a car when you have wings?

say Rainbow Dash? have you seen a movie called Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron? i think you might like it is really good

No, sorry. It doesn't ring a bell.

I can name a few:

Ehh. Ah suppose ya have a point. 'though ah ain't too sure #4 is nice.

a little looser whould be nice let the child grow. I see alot of myself in applebloom

Ah try to do what's best fer her.

Applejack,

Do you like Sapphire Shores music?

Err...it's nice, ah suppose. 

Weird, I could have sworn I had put it somewhe- *Huge explosion sound from Applejack's farm*

 

...I'll be right back.

 

Fifty meter falls aren't lethal, right?

No...of course not.   

The Rainbow Fire could be like Spike's green Magic Fire, can burn like fire but also it's magic.

Bleah, too complicated.

What's your take on being a Breezie?

Ehh...it makes for a change of pace, I guess. So there's that. Still not as cool as a pegasus though.

How many times have you accidentally crashed into somepony else? D:

Oh, this'll take a while.

*starts counting* One, two, three, four....

Hey Dashie! Quick question are the stories of the top floor ot the Rainbow Factory true?

What stories?

Well I'm pretty sure it wasn't your apple cellar where I dropped- *Huge explosion sound from Rainbow Dash's house*

 

...Fifty meters, huh?

 

I will be right back.

1. I know you may not have liked being shrunk by the Poison Joke, but have you ever considered the fact that there are actually some benefits to being shrunk? I could name some.

 

2. Also pertaining to the Poison Joke, I know you took great offense when Twilight said "All our problems are just little jokes played on us", but has it ever occurred to you that Twilight really didn't mean it as a joke or pun or anything like that?

 

3. Finally, have you ever considered that the effects of the Poison Joke may not be that big a deal?

Oh yeah? Name one, then...

And ah ain't really mad 'bout that. Takes more 'n a word or two ta get me. Still though, gettin' shrunk makes it mighty hard ta do some everyday chores. Trees don't buck themselves, ya know.

you were kindq overprotective

S'ppose ah am. Ain't nothin' wrong with that, though ah should be a lil' looser.

Who is your favorite sibling in your family?

Aww, now that just ain't fair.

Well, I saw your big brother in this meme...

 

 

 

Did it make your day?

Ah, err...wha?

 

i mean pears are delicious. (maybe even more than apples?)

 

(maybe even more than apples?)

 more than apples

snake tail goat and lion head

He means Chimera, AJ. When you saved your sister.

Oh, right. Y'won't believe how many chores Apple Bloom had ta do when we got back. Whole farm was clean in a week.

Dear Miss Apple, As you may not know I am actually one of the Flim Flam Brothers closest friends (well, make that their only friend) anyway I was wondering straight off the back as you do have any advice in getting one of them to be my special somepony I would have done it a bit early but, knowing my shyness might take over again I don't want to be seen as a fool around them boys. So if you can, please PLEASE help me with my problem this is very important to me and it would be very nice of ya if you could help.

 

Yours truly,

Hyper.

Err...sorry ta disappoint ya there, but ah'm not really the best to ask for romantic advice. 'specially not fer ponies ah don't know that well. Although, ah suppose...ya might as well strike up a conversation and see where it leads. Maybe invite 'em to dinner at your house or somethin'. Gotta take it easy, one step at a time.

I think I may or may not have accidentally dropped a stick of dynamite into your apple cellar.

 

...Emphasis on the "May", because I'm legitimately not sure.

Great, and ah may or may not have ta buck ya fifty meters into the air.

...emphasis on the "May".

Oh cool. Been...arounf myself.

That's cool. I went to Manehattan just yesterday. Applejack wasn't kidding 'bout the atmosphere, sheesh.

why are you so awesome and do you like my avatar? :3

Pfft, might as well ask why the sky's blue. 

And hey,that's my gala picture! Did Scoots get into my photo album again?

Are you slightly claustrophobic?                                                ...say yes.

Err...yes?

Hey, Rainbow do you know Flam (you know Flam of the Flim Flam Brothers?)  Because I know him and he told me to say Hi to you for him so, HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh. Hi, I guess.

Rainbowdash,

I have two questions to ask you,

 

1. I've noticed Twilight's flying is getting better, have you been teaching her?

 

2. I know you ask Twilight, about turning into a dragon after being a breezie, if you were a dragon, would you want to breath rainbow fire or regular fire? I don't doubt Spike will enjoy it.

I mean...I've tried. Dunno how much of an effect it's having, but it sure beats reading "Flying For Dummies".

And rainbow fire sounds cool...as long as it's like, y'know, actual fire. And I can burn buildings and stuff.

*Runs in*

 

Rainbow, have you seen a lit stick of dynamite anywhere? I thought I had thrown it under a rug someplace very close to here but it's not there anymore.

Uhh...no?

*scratches head*

Wait a minute...

I heard you faught a camara

Err, wha...? Not entirely sure what ya mean, there.

Why you must be so cute? o_O

Heh, looks like ah've got a fan club goin'. Dash'll be jealous.