You get a police officer, questioning you. (One of the definitions for swag is "money or goods taken by a thief or burglar")
I insert the flag of my state's southern counterpart, South Carolina.
Internet, because you can watch TV shows on there, too.
Ninja'd!
@The Pinkeh Pie
I don't think so.
Does coyote sound cooler when pronounced ky-yote instead of ky-yote-tee?