Denim&Venöm

Oddly enough, I had the idea that the Last stand would be Team Canterlot's theme. 

19 minutes ago, SharpWit said:

That's good to know that our members have at least attempted to obtain glory while yours never aspired to be anything beyond something festering in the background. Makes me have faith that we'll give it our all, and since we have nearly been victorious in our defeats, then the forces of darkness working together shall make this match a breeze

It's also good to know that our members haven't wasted their time on reputation tarnishing pursuits or rushed head long into battle armed with only their own hubris. Are we festering, or are we merely biding our time. The wise general is not drawn to battle, but draws the battle to them. One of many lessons you shall learn the hard way. 

Oh and allow me to return the Sabaton in kind.

Listen, excuse for a princess. Hear me, this fight you can't win. 

5 minutes ago, SharpWit said:

That's rather sad. Perhaps we could act as a positive role model, provide a little enlightenment through the darkness after we beat you into submission!

1 hour ago, Denim&Venom said:

Trying to beat us is like consuming more than a wildfire. Drinking the ocean of it's water. Halting the march of time. And trying to outrun death, the eventual winner of all races.

There are things that not even gods can do. Defeating us and our righteous cause is one of them. 

Besides, each member of your team has lost more battles than our entire team put together. 

15 minutes ago, SharpWit said:

I'll have to admit, those two stung a little.

Truth hurts. But don't worry. You'll forget all about that pain after we're finished with you. 

8 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

1. Those were pure insinuations.

Which contain grains of truth.

8 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

 2. Thou seest only the top of the proverbial iceberg. Not only sis tutored the named "librarian".

Um, pretty sure she did. If anything the "Librarian" was tutoring you. 

9 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

 3. Jumping from topic to topic, eh?

When they pertain to the discussion, you bet your cutie mark I'll jump on all the topics. 

28 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

I prefer more effective means... with more air control *chuckles*

How effective were those means again, when a librarian can do your job better than you can? 

6 minutes ago, Alexshy said:

Which sport in exactly? Alicorn launching? *giggles ruffianly*

Sure why not? It helped her protect an entire empire.

Now there's a sport you haven't exactly excelled at. 

6 hours ago, Alexshy said:

*looks at the unfurling... foalishness with one eyebrow arched* Oh... Bringeth back memories of Canterlot School *giggles* But for the "2nd best princess" thou shall definitely suffer

Whom for? Thither is a certain difference...

Hey, who are we to tell Cadence that she isn't the best? 

Well look at you, trying to act like you're saints. Such holier than thou attitudes never benefited anypony.  

And i'll have to pardon you for your arrogance. That's the thing about children. They grow up, learn from the mistakes of their elders. In due time, surpass them. And inevitably, outlast them. 

But what would one who so readily differs authority to the day truly know about the night? 

Just now, SharpWit said:

Could have asked. That's how you go about making trades.

I was going for salted caramel, not a melted chocolate mess though it's fitting since that's what your team will look like once we're through with you

Why would we thought to have asked? Who trades a member of the mane 6? She seemed like a lock to stay on your team. With her, Luna and NMM you guys were a lock to win. No way that combo was gonna be broken up, right? Right? 

And we went with hot fudge as it is the perfect topping, as long as you don't waste the oppritunity to have it when you can. It's not the fudges fault if the ice cream gets melted. It's yours. Same for not capitalizing on a chance at victory.

Just now, SharpWit said:

Oh she'll be fine. We already know that she loves to cheer and commentate from "Fall Weather Friends". However I don't recall your team or any other making an effort to recruit her. Face it. While Team Moon dropping her may not have seemed nice in your eyes, not a single one of you were there to pick her back up. And while that does sound like a very good icecream, perhaps it could be drizzled in caramel for the sweet victory we'll have and sprinkled with salt for your sore loss.

Dude, if any of us could've picked her up, we would've. If you look back, you'll see that you guys cut her after most teams made their picks. Heck, SCU were up first in the draft. She was still on your team by the time we picked. Your argument has no basis. 

So while we couldn't pick her back up, we will be avenging her. The most any team has done for our favorite party pony. 

And salty? Even in defeat, our honor will make any confection delectable. You on the other hoof, will just make it all taste bitter. Or maybe it'll all melt from just loosing your cool. 

And caramel? C'mon, hot fudge is the way to go. 

3 minutes ago, SharpWit said:

Very well. In that case we're sparing you from a more depressing defeat.

Is a wanton need of brutality all I crave? Of course not. I'd also like something pleasant to drink while I'm at it. Once mustn't be parched while striking down those who feebly stand in their way. Perhaps Pinkie could provide everypony with a delicious cupcake blended shake with colors pertaining to the teams. 

I doubt Pinkie would provide cup cakes to a trio of meanies who wouldn't even let her play in the world cup. 

Though maybe she can help SCU and every team you'll be facing in whipping up a nice side of revenge. We'll have to remind her that it's best to serve it to you cold. Like ice cream. Ice cream. Made from vengeance. 

3 minutes ago, SharpWit said:

I think it best that the pink one won't be participating. Afterall, it provides her the chance to giggle at all of your faults while also sparing her from our like minded ferocity.

If she's giggling at ours, then she'll be busting her guts at yours. And sparing her? You've obviously lost touch. How blind you were to what you had. For the "Pink One" had her own brand of ferocity. The kind only an enthusiastic party pony could've given. But you will never see that. In surrendering that, you've also lost your conviction.  Is ferocity all you have?  Is a wanton need of brutality all you crave?

It'll take more than that to win the cup, let alone beat us. You'll see what it truly takes to win, when we are the last women/mare standing. 

6 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

*Whispers* It's not that big of a deal. 

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

1. Sorry. 
2. Ok.      
3. I barely remember the draft, TBH. 
4. I have. 

What are we going to do with you? 

4 hours ago, Alexshy said:

Ye may dream, but...

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WE SHALL CRUSH Y'ALL!!!

 

First of all 

@Sparklefan1234 You're not supposed to brohoof the opposing team's content. Remember which side you're on. And most importantly, remember what they did during the draft...

You think we've all forgotten? I see who's on your team. 2nd best princess, her angsty teenage counterpart and a Rorschach painting. A rather moody and sombre bunch. But you know who I don't see, bringing her ray of sunshine? Do you hear anypony laughing?

We don't. Nopony does. And nopony will, thanks to you. 

 All of us here at Team SCU reminded of the tale of Ragnarok, how it all started, with the beloved Norse god Baldur. Cheerfull, gracious, and beloved by all  who knew him. Except for the bitter Loki. Jealousy drove him to orchestrate the death of Baldur, using a game the gods and goddesses played as the backdrop of an assassination. And with that gods death, came a climactic battle that resulted in the end of all things. 

And look at us here. A massive war is now underway after you sent your beloved player into oblivion. Our own little Ragnarok is upon us now. There is no turning back from the apocalyptic confrontation now. But all battles must have a winner. 

The winner of Ragnarok may have been lost, but no one will forget who wins this climactic game. And no one will forget who will be left standing when we make you repent for your past sins. 

This is no longer just a game for us Team Moon. This is personal. This is retribution. This is justice! We will now never know what the element of laughter would have brought to this tournament. We will never have the glory of besting an element of harmony. You took that away from us, and you took her chance to secure glory, to know what it is like to stand atop of the mountain in victory alongside her team mates. But as they say, Your enemies aren't the ones who stab you in the back...

No Team Moon, this match isn't just to survive the tournament. This match will be fought to honor a fallen sister. This match will be fought in honor of the one who taught us to smile. This match will be fought for the one who would've thrown the grandest of victory parties! 

We here at Sin City United dedicate our victory, to the late great Pinkemina Diane "Pinkie" Pie! 

For the honor of Pinkie Pie, you are the ones who shall be crushed! 

The Moon vs Las Pegasus Sin City United 

Las Pegasus Sin City United vs White Tail Woods 

(There. Fixed)

Oh hey it's today.

huh. My first surrogate scootalove day.

How should I celebrate?