Jadefire

Melty bendy highways? Did Princess Celestia turn up the sun again?

Something to that effect.

Speaking of highways, hey @@Ganaram Inukshuk, you still do mod stuff for highways for Sim City, right? You should try modding highways like these: http://www.postcards-from-google-earth.com/

It wasn't exactly 1000 years ago, it was 1000-ish years ago. Same with how the 100 year war actually lasted about 116-ish years, and the war of 1812 lasted from 1812 - 1814. Most likely, the Crystal Empire was actually banished for, say, 1008 years. It wasn't that Sombra placed a "dissappear for a thousand years" curse, but rather more likely a "be voided from reality" curse that took a really long time to wear off.

In fact, events from that time period are pretty fluid to begin with. Discord arrived and plunged Equestria into chaos, which necessitated him tasting the rainbow. Tirek and Scorpan happened first, yet Tirek knew who Discord was. Scorpan also met Star Swirl the Bearded if I'm remembering correctly, and Star Swirl was apparently alive during the founding of Equestria. In addition, it's also implied in the show that Luna knew Star Swirl as well. (It's confirmed in the comics, by the way, but the canonicity of the comics to the show itself hasn't been confirmed that I'm aware of.)

Anyway, this all likely means that all these people were doing their thing over a period of time. In fact, the only character who probably did get banished for exactly 1000 years was Nightmare Moon, given the prophecy that the "the stars will aid in her escape" on the summer solstice of the 1000th year. Everyone else probably just got banished "for a really long time" that happened to be roughly within a decade of 1000 years.

 

Perhaps it's time for art class, then.

 

Welp, now I'm jelly.

There's too much math in here.

You mean Bowltee?

 

inb6 Jade has a fever instead.

Nope, not a fever. Unless you use "fever" in a figurative sense.

Also, is it physically possible to blush for 27 hours straight, like that one time? <Totally made up a false event>

I'm sure it's probably happened to at least one of us.

Now if any of you can figure out why my avatar is blushing, I'll ...actually be kinda impressed, since I'm pretty sure none of the people who know the context of the image aren't on this forum.

Is Jadefire's avatar pony blushing?

Yep.

 

Bystanders will think it's raining or hailing. But what about the inedible skin of the watermelon? What do you do about that?

 

 

If I yanked out Jadeslesies's outlines, does he melt?

You drop the skin on the passersby as well.

And no I won't melt, as evidenced by one of my previous avatars.

Where do you spit out those seeds?

Onto the passersby below you.

Am I the only one who sees Tali'Zorah in this?

I just ate too much food, and now I feel sick thanks to overindulgence.

I think that's the ultimate first world problem, right there.

You just confused the hell outta me. My brain is now mush.

Ganaram does that sometimes.

Whoa, what?  Equestria has Spontaneous Generation? 

Only if Fluttershy is involved.

3 in the morning, and I haven't slept yet. This is going to be a fun day.

There was a comic where Fluttershy performed a Sonic Rainboom. Instead of being rainbow, it was yellow and pink, and spontaneously generated a cloud of butterflies.

Huh, a robot. That's new.

I would've figured they'd be full of Shift.

*badum tish*

Who wants a fluggelhorn?

Only if it's made out of crystal.

Also, I'm gonna quote a question I posted on another site:

I'd put the Moon and Mercury orbiting each other where Mercury is, Jupiter where Venus is, Mars orbiting the Earth, Saturn where Mars is and being orbited by Venus, Uranus and Neptune orbiting each other where Jupiter is, and Pluto and Charon and Ceres and Eris and Haumea and Makemake all orbiting each in a ring pattern where Saturn is. Then I'll put the asteroid belt where Neptune is. 

In other words, like this:

Sun --- Mercury/the Moon --- Jupiter --- Earth/Mars --- Saturn/Venus --- Uranus/Neptune ---Pluto/Charon/Ceres/Eris/Hamea/Makemake --- Asteroid Belt.

The Kuiper Belt, Oort Cloud, and everything else all stay where they are. Including the moons I didn't put on the list.

Insert derailing comment here.

WHY ARE YOU ALL TYPING SO LOUD!?

I don't think you can find another word that rhymes with either, except for tmesis.

You should become a rapper. You'd probably have the most ...interesting raps.

words

Has anyone ever told you that you've gotten a lot crazier ever since back in the day?

*closes the door slowly*

Banned for secretly being a Spy!

The janitor. He'll be the school's equivelent of the Janitor from Scrubs.

Why did I read this as Discord in an egg?

You're not the only one. I was expecting OP to have an picture of an adorable baby Discord hatching out of an egg.