Anon In Equestria

Heh heh heh ok sure anyway I'm gonna head to my room to been awake like forty hours I'm so tired later remember make a move soon.........douche" i started running like a div and tripped over and landed on my arm funny "oh shit I think I just broke my arm hahaha oh god that's gonna hurt when the alcohol wears off" I got up went to my room closed the door took a shower and jumped into bed the last image in my mind before I drifted of was of aqua eyes (P.S signing off for a bit later)

Me and flame enter lunars room and I put her down on the bed and then turn to flame "good don't give up man any way wait here I need to check something okay" I then headed into the kitchen and open the fridge 3 bottles of top quality vodka hmmm I'll take one of these I guess I grab one and hide the others I then walk out to the living room and flame sees the bottle and gives me a wtf look "I'm gonna drink it so she can't get any more drunk don't judge me douche come on let's head back to the bar"

"Ay ay ay I did drink two beers you can go ask the barkeep if you want and of course you have a chance come you like her I know she likes you all you got to do is surprise her ummmm make a romantic meal or something in her room or yours and stuff like that list you don't make a move soon someone else might take a jab getting aqua eyes here I meen I like her a lot the only reason I haven't made a move is I know you like her so yeah" the elevator stops and connor and flame both head to lunars room

Connor got in the elevator and said to flame "well the prize is for aqua eyes here betting I could not drink two beers in five seconds as for the rainbow I'm not too sure I did find a pot of bits at the end though so ehh can't complain soo u made a move on aqua eyes here yet"

Connor heard flame and turned around he was asking if I would help him get lunar back to her room so she does not over do it with the beer "sure man I'll carrie her you get the doors for us if that's cool I'll get my prize tommorow" I turned to lunar "aqua eyes let's get you to bed you look tired ok" and the used my magic to pick her up and put her on my back "let's go flame"

Wow the booze is hitting her hard oh well I'm still sober I guess I should look after her until she heads back to her room "oh I did not know you had a sister soooo u found anyone you know special yet I know that's why your here that's the reason I'm here and everyone else is here so have you also I accept your challenge barkeep two beers pleaseL he passed me the two beers and I drank them both at the same time in 5 seconds "ha I win what's my prize aqua eyes"

Lunar came and sat next to me at the bar and ordered 5!! BEERS ohhh god ahahahahah lunar drank some and then burped pretty close to my face she said she was sorry "nah lunar that's cool your upset what's got you down come you can tell me I can keep secerts and I heard talking helps" I look into those big blue eyes there like big aqua gems and I got lost in them.

I hear the words 'we kissed' shouted coming from the lobby "hmmm that's sounded like lunars voice" I wonder who she's screaming that at oh well looks like she's taken then damn I always miss my chance with the pretty mare ahh oh well never mind "hay barkeep 3 fingers strong please" I'm at least gonna try waking up in my own room tomorrow

I'm making my way to the lodge after being out for a whole day Ughh my head wtf two nights in a row connor come on get it together man I arrive at the entrance and wow its crowded ummm there's flame dust that guy who got drunk and sung on stage ummmm ahhhh what was his name ohhh I think its critical crazy guy ummmm there also big blue eyed lunar oh she seems sad I'll go check on her in a second and.... Holy shit that's the princess stay cool connor I don't recognise the other 2 stallions there they look mean though and seem to be what's upsetting lunar flame dust and critical seem to be protecting her and trying to get these douches away from lunar ok here goes oh flame knocked one outside go flame oh luna looks pissed I'm just gonna sneak around and head to the bar check on lunar in a bit

He seems nice enough "ok thanks hey if you ever wanna hangout or chat give me a call I'm staying room 370 you can ether catch me there here or the bar any way I gotta go see flame I chat to you later ok bye" I went outside damn its cold better I find flame then

I bumped into a brown stallion and he apologised "Oh that's okay I'm connor I think overheard your name last night dust wasn't it what u up to then I've just been sleep after getting a bit too drunk last night ahh any of topic there you having fun here oh by the way you haven't seen a stallion called flame have you"

Well breakfast was nice nothing like hay fries and lettice burger damn that hits the spot hmmm wonder where flame is I'll check the lobby I wonder if he hooked up with lunar yet he needs a marefriend I might go back to my room and shower later well let's go find flame.

"Uhhh where am I oh OW ah my head god damn it I drink way too much" uhhh is this the lobby yh I think it is did I sleep on a sofa damn its a comfie sofa what happend last night oh yeah I remember I met that mare lunar crazy one her cute though and I met that flame dude he seems cool bit of a downer but I'm sure I can cheer him up a bit "uggh I'm gonna get some breakfast"

"Flame man come on man that's a bit sad I'm sure u can get a marefriend what about lunar huh she's nice" I took a shot s@!? That's strong "she has nice eyes and pretty hair and... And... And... There is a rainbow going out to the lobby later mate think about what I said" with that I left and followed the rainbow out of the bar

"So flame what do you think of lunar she's nice right those eyes man there awesome soooo u got a special somepony back home or is she staying here with you maybe" i turned to the bartender " hey mate can I get a couple of shots please" i gave him the bits and got 4 shots "hay flame want one"

I got up and cracked my neck guess I'm a step ladder these days as I got up I saw lunar being a bit wired I noticed a new pony was near us a stallion "your flame I take it you know sea eyes over here" I motioned to miss lunar who was near comatose "I'm casual connor nice to meet you" I offered my hoof to him

She downed a whole beer burped in public shessssss soooooo casual I love that in a girl she was blushing omg she is so amazingly beautiful when she's embarrassed. "hahaha that's ok would you like another beer or are you good I don't mind buying sooo you staying here I just arrived myself" he was lost in her eyes there just so deep I guess its true what they say the eyes are windows to the soul.

Wow those eyes there so amazing and that hair damn I might just have been spit on by the best looking mare this side of eqestria okay focus connor "hi I'm casual connor did you know you have beautiful eyes there just amazing there soooo wow" connor was not lying when he said this his heart was thumping in his chest

I just got a drink from the bar a martini such a sweet drink strong as well just how I like it just then a pony came over and sat at the bar and ordered a drink she was the one from earlier at the lobby she then took a sip of her drink turned around and spat it on me she fell of her seat I turned to her and she said sorry I then said "hi I'm connor and that's alright are you okay you just fell of ur stool" I asked with concern.

Casual connor just entered the white tails lodge it was quite nice he went and got his room key he got his key from a nice mare he then turned around and saw two ponies bump into each over he laughed quietly and made his way to the bar "time to get a drink" connor said to himself.

"God damn this song rocks you is the man electro woo this gets you in the mood to fight yeah I'm on this let f@!? Up some changelings pvt 1st class lock expert reporting for duty also good with a gun let's rock and roll yo electro dude we should chill some time drink some booze and partaaay such a good song"

"I don't think the 'hippies' smoke cigars they are more of a get high of peace and nature sort of ponies anyway you want one here also got some vodka as well so all we need now is music and food also mares would be nice I'm gonna open one of my vodkas now" glug glug glug downs half of the bottle "anyone wants some dutch courage. So what's the plan I've got a trench knife electro dudes got tesla guns and vodka army dude has some guns maybe"

"Ummmm not to kill the mood but how are we gonna destroy a changeling base we aren't armed to the teeth I have a knife and basic magic use what are u lot packing then just saying" connor did not know where that came from. " I mean the peace dudes don't look like they carrie weapons on them

Connor was wondering if he should show himself or not I mean one of them was already drunk he's ok the army dude was a little tipsy and the other two well they were ok he thought "ok here I go" he stepped in to the clearing "hay guys what's up sooooooo anyone wanna smoke hey electro dude nice tesla guns where u get them? Also that fire was me sorry dude total accident I don't usually burn stuff I'm sorry"

Hay I need some one to draw my oc casual connor he has a dark green coat blue hooves blue horn blue eyes Mane: dark blue sky blue on the fringe styled like big mac's Cutie Mark:Cutie mark: a can of beer and a bag of crisps If u could do this for me I would love you so much