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i would pay if you could create such an shirt! if it's the drawing you posted on this forum a while ago that is, that one was awesome!

Well, thanks buddy!

I always adored that drawing after I made it... I really should be the forum banner too... It must be everything...

But yeah, if you are thinking of this one:

I also made another one with a Chevette, but instead of smashing mailboxes, Scootaloo was rubbing her ass on it.

Just a question, does it say racecats or racecars?

It says "I like racecars". I think the way I set the shirt on the table may have skewed the way the text looks.

I figure this is the right section to post this in, if not correct me if I'm wrong.

Alright, so one day (actually since I started to like the show) I always wanted a MLP themed T-Shirt. Originally, I went to Hot Topic and found nothing that I actually deemed worthy of purchasing. I than began to search the internet on the matter, same thing, nothing that I really wanted.

I then recently found this groovy website called "Redbubble.com" which is rather awesome. I love to customize things, and a T-Shirt is a great place to start.

Since I still live at my parent's home, I didn't really want to do this (They have no idea I watch this show or take part in a large internet cult) so I was a little wary, but something told me "Do it anyways", mostly it was my incompetence that told me, I just listened.

I actually have no idea what my mother's reaction will be when she sees this thing.. I mean she does do my laundry and all..

So yeah, it finally came in the mail, along with another T-Shirt I made and a sticker that is identical to the Rainbow Dash shirt I'm about to show you to put on my car.

I woulda gotten more complicated, but it was the first one I made on Redbubble and I wanted to see their product before further purchasing and time was put toward it. 

I mean, yeah, it's simple, but it almost needs to be. It just says "I don't give a shit" 

For my next one, I'll probably do a vector of my Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash smashing mailboxes in a Chevy Chevette drawing. That just needs to be a shirt...

Anyways, tell me what you think, or don't, or whatever. 

"Dude, man. That's like totally tubular, brah! Last time I rolled that many doobies, I rolled even more doobies... Totally radical, man."

Yeah, I was thinking of that too. If it takes a while just to render simple things on my computer, that must have took a long time. 

 

Anyway, I read what you said, and it reminded me of a video I watched a while ago, and I googled it, and found that video. So, if you didn't point that out, I would have never thought of that video. So, thank you for posting your post.

 

Is there extra points for doing the challenge twice in one day? With Equestria Girls included?

It's all about that teamwork, man. TEAMWORK!

Yeah but seriously, I bet he lost 5 men in the rendering of a video like that...

Twice in one day? SSSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT. We do that challenge like more than seven times in a day. I would do the math to see what it would come out to if it was repeated... Oh whatever, I don't have anything else to do right now. Hold on, this will be all with nothing more than a pencil, paper and my glorious mind.

Back up kids, some hardcore mathematics are about to commence.

Alright, so the total possible points if all the challenges are met with in the 24 hours mark would be: 21,651

That's if all the songs are sang and the facecam thing is done. Obviously, since I don't know all the songs and don't have the time to render a video even if it will be shorter than they originally expected I created a second total.

This total is missing the facecam thing and the singing which docks 3,000 and 9,001 points from the total possible points. The new total after this is: 12,350

Since there is nothing in the rules about Equestria Girls, we can't add points unless we say "Fuck the rules" which I am perfectly okay with. So instead, here's what we can do. Add up the general amount of points per episode it takes to make up the movie "Equestria Girls". The runtime of the movie is 72 minutes. So that's about 4 episodes (We'll round up, it's really like 3 and a quarter though) So that's only 40 points for the movie. That only dogs our total to 12,390

Not a issue, because we have that video with all the episodes in one so we can still make quota plus some. Since we can Easily gain 12,390 points with the movie (in full) and all 65 episodes in one video, we got time to rack more in. Shit, if we sing and film ourselves we could crank that total up to 21,691, but I don't wanna.

So, just to gain 12,390 points (without the facecam and singing) all we gotta do is the 22 minute and 17 second video containing all 65 episodes and the full length of Equestria Girls which is 72 minutes. That's only 94.17 minutes. A little over a hour and a half. so call it 90 minutes.

In 90 minutes we are racking 12,390 points without some challenges to boot. So what if we wanted to extend this theory a little more? (Like I haven't brought this on enough?) To gain maximum pointage and destroy the world, couldn't the movie and video containing all 65 episodes be watched more than once? And since we are already overlapping episodes, you could even watch the video while watching the movie, right? OF COURSE!

So 4 episodes per 1 Equestria Girls showing. That really means 4 of those 12,350 point videos during 1 showing of Equestria Girls which gains you only 40 points. So that's 12,350 times 4 which is 49,400 plus the 40 from Equestria Girls which is 49,440. Bam. Just doubled the total without the singing and facecam. 

What if we did those things? then just take 21,651 times 4 and add 40 for the movie which is 86,644. DAMN. But I wouldn't go to that extent now would I? 

So how many of these could we do in a day? Well, I don't know... So it just takes about 90 minutes to gain the 49,440 points. How many 90 minute sets could we fit in a day? Let's find out. A one! A two! A three- shit. 

Okay for real. We could do this 16 times in a day. So, 49,440 points times 16. That's a whopping 791,040 points! Just think if we sung and did the facecam now. That'd be 1,386,304 points!

Yeah, at that point I'd be pretty damn sure we would win. But hey, just some theory for ya. For the starting numbers, I used the rule sheet and did not bother to check it for accuracy, so yeah just saying. It actually doesn't matter since the video thing is being used. I mean the actual total of episodes comes out to like 24 hours flat. So even if you don't take this awesome route, it could still be done if you wanna starve yourself and pee in a cup or something for 24 hours.

I'm actually terrible at math, so who even knows if all this is right. I think it is, but ya know it is 4:30 in the morning and I had nothing better to do... Enjoy!

Couldn't you just watch this?

 

 

http://youtu.be/zR7V_bCyZe0

 

 

It can be done in about 22 minutes, with plenty of time to spare, so you could even watch Equestria Girls. 

Now that video had to take FOREVER to render. I mean sweet holy shitness... Every episode in one video. 

But I admire this, thinking outside the circle. Awesome find on that video. Now all those people who doubt it could have been done in less than 24 hours are crying it up. Now you can watch them all in less than whatever the runtime of Equestria Girls is (minus those pesky credits of course).

Rock on, man. ROCK ON!

Upon clicking this topic I was kinda expecting something along the lines of "Run through a Best Buy with a My Little Pony T-Shirt, backpack and some other item of choice and create conversations with random people"

That may sound really dumb, but ya know how it is. The Jeep life is a tough life, man.

Anyways, I remember reading someone's post that was directed along the lines that it is impossible to watch all the episodes of "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic" and the movie "Equestria Girls" in 24 hours.

I say hoopla. Why not just watch them simultaneously? Hell, you could do the challenge in less than the 23 hours if you had more than one episode playing at once. (Obviously you'd have to be viewing more than one episode at once, not having all the episodes open in different tabs. That would be cheating.)

Cheating you say? Once again, I say HOOPLA. It's just a different way to do it. If you can snack while watching a movie, you can watch two (hell maybe three) different things at once. Oh, loopholes, how I enjoy your presence.

Does this mean I'm going to do this? No. Not at all. I got other things to do that involve selling propane and drugs.

Usually I don't post in topics with this many replies due to the possibility of not getting my opinion noticed. Yes, that may sound very self-absorbed and cynical, but I warn you my opinion is rather important. 

Pretty much everyone here is going to be biased in the direction that this man's brother is indeed wrong because he's just looking for reasons to hate the show, but I'll give ya'll some more in depth reasons why.

So, is purple a girly color? Well, number one here, this is a show about magical cartoon ponies that can fly and solve problems with the magic of fucking friendship. So basically, it really doesn't matter at all if purple is a "girly" color. Seriously, they beat the shit out of villains with powers of friendship. Question it as you may, but that's how it be.

Secondly, actually this one doesn't need a explanation, just a video.

Yeah, even citizens in Spongebob's lovely town of Bikini Bottom like purple.

Obviously purple is whatever color you make it , but directing it toward a particular gender is just discriminating to the color and making it feel sad. So yeah, if you wanna be all like "purple is for chicks, dawg" actually, that's just a stereotype. Personally, every color but chrome sucks, just saying.

That is all, you are released from my mocking and derogatory reply. 

You did that in 45 minutes? Please tell me that isn't freehand, the envy would grow too great. The amount of detail is awesome, I've got to say, I like it.

Yeah, 45 minutes is about what it took in total time spent on attention to this here drawing.

And yeah, freehand. Started with the headlamp. I hate drawing rims and wheels/tires though... I always save that for last due to my excessive procrastination skills.

Glad ya like it man, I'm actually surprised someone even commented on it. I figured not a soul would be interested in badass minivans... 

Rock on, man. Rock on.

If you need a puppy and nobody else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.

If you ever want to fight the man, make people cry and destroy the hopes and dreams of children, hit me up.

Welcome, man.

Radical.

Luna is like the head honcho of LSD trips, paint huffing mishaps and dreams. So like anytime one of those ponies is on a LSD trip, or having a paint huffing mishap or a dream, Luna interjects herself in the situation to teach the said pony a lesson.

I mean, seriously though. I bet a lot of the ponies (with their utterly stressful lives and all *sarcasm*) are injecting large amounts of LSD into their system to fight off their everyday issues! 

So Luna, being the Mac Daddy of Heimlich County she is, involves herself in the said ponies LSD trip and attempts to teach them a lesson. This MUST be done if Luna ever wishes to get all the drugs for herself.

Or, Luna is just really fucking bored and must use her powers to rape people's minds in their most vulnerable time (When they are sleeping, doing drugs, or huffin' paint) 

That episode with Scootaloo is a perfect example, we all know Scootaloo does drugs. It's obvious. She has no parents, barely any friends and no full DVD collection of the television show "Everybody Loves Raymond".

I mean, can't you see Scootaloo sitting on her little scooter thing tokin' a doobie? I can. And that's why Luna invades Scootaloo's dreams, to get her weed man. It's just that simple!

Alright, if you were curious enough to click this topic and read this far into it, let me just say, congratulations. And if it's the first time on your own, once again, congratulations.

Alright so, one day I was all like "Sumbitch. This world needs a 2014 Dodge Grand Caravan SRT8" and that is exactly what I drew here in my handy fuckin' notebook.

I'm not really a Mopar guy, but I never had a issue with most of their vehicles. I mean come on, who doesn't love the Dodge Omni... 

I don't know that much about the technicalities of Dodge vehicles as I do General Motors vehicles, but since GM doesn't make a minivan anymore, we pretty much gotta do this to a Grand Caravan. I mean they are sexy as hell.

For this idea, I figure tossing in the 6.4 Liter 470 horsepower HEMI is the only way to go. And on top of that, toss in some true twin turbochargers, you know so it kicks even more ass. 

For the interior, just picture some custom ass Grand Caravan with SRT8 on the seats and the dashboard and a shit ton of toggle switches that probably don't do anything.

Oh yeah, if you were wondering, here's some more statistics about it:

Brembo 8 piston disc brakes all the way around. Custom hood, front bumper, side skirts and rear bumper. True dual exhaust with split tips on each side. Dodge Challenger SRT8 rims, Recaro racing seats, and some more fancy shit. Of course it has a RWD drive swap.

I probably drew this in a max total of 45 minutes so don't be hatin' and telling me what to do. It's notebook paper. 

Dude, man. Totally gnarly drawings you done got there. 

I don't exactly know who they are, but they are done very well. All professional like n' whatnot. So yeah, great work man. Yeah, I know I probably shouldn't have posted a reply since I don't exactly know who these lil' fellas are, but just had to comment on how well they turned out.

If you are going to do some more, I'd say toss in a Burt Reynolds, or a Dale Jr, or a Clint Eastwood. Hell, anyone with a mustache. Mustaches are cool.

Totally tubular, man. 

Looks pretty nifty to me. I actually would have to say she looks better shorter as you have her drawn here instead of excessively tall as the movie portrays her. 

I'm sure it will win 1st place in your art class. That is unless someone else has drawn a pony/person thingy with wings, large shoes and a little hat... Nah, it'll still win. 

Good job.

My rating would be a "Totally righteous brah" out of "Gnarly surf, dude!"

Far-out topic name, man. It's totally tubular.

Usually I don't post replies in these welcoming posts mostly because they are all fairly similar, but yours, yours is named Bob. That is why I'm here.

Pretty much, if the hut doesn't burn down, it's been a good day. And even if it does, it's okay because there are four or five of these little sumbitches somewhere else. If you see em', let me know...

Yeah that's about all I got to say about that. Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs!

Never mind. Just rock on man, ROCK ON! if you need any propane and propane accessories, let me know, I got that shit handled.

I assume if one was so much inclined, said person could basically like become supreme overlord and capture all the ponies as personal slaves...

I mean, hell. Say ya fall into Equestria with nothing but your trusty scooter powered by a 6.25 horse Briggs & Stratton 1 cylinder engine and a man-purse filled with glorious items such as: Pencil sharpener, a large quantity of toothpicks, a two stage snow blower instruction manual, white-out, a George Foreman Grill, a Craftsman tape measure, a Blue-Point wire crimper, a replacement flint for a Zippo lighter, three pages of detailed instructions on repairing a distributor on a 1979 to 1987 AMC Eagle Wagon, a broken but still partially useful bendy-straw, and a outdated cellular telephone charger, you have a huge opportunity to plot the downfall of Equestria.

The only issue is what would you gain from this? Nothing except personal satisfaction and the feeling of power racing through your hate-filled veins! Sounds like a plan.

So easy, day one, roll through town on the scooter and scout out places to chin-chill. Day two, capture a hostage and tie the said hostage up with the outdated cellular telephone charger while using the white out to get the hostage really fuckin' high. Day three, announce the hostage situation to the rest of the Ponyville and preach your demands. Day three (part two), Murder the hostage with the George Foreman Grill (be creative, it'll work) in front of the town. After that, hold up the pencil sharpener and claim it is a live bomb and it will be detonated if the following commands are not followed: Get in a line, shut up, sit down and wait.

After that, gather everyone on the top of some mountain and start pushing the ones who don't comply off of the mountain (Use the instruction manual to the two-stage snow blower to give nasty paper-cuts to everyone who does comply just so they know what's up.

After all this is complete, things are in your hands. All that needs to be done now is detain their leader. To do this, all you'll need is the tape measure and the toothpicks. Using the spring in the tape measure, turn the bendy straw into a lethal tooth pick shooting weapon and storm the political capital on the scooter. Doing this, take out the guards, detain the leader with the three pages of detailed instructions on repairing a distributor on a 1979 to 1987 AMC Eagle Wagon (don't ask, it'll work) and bring her back to the crowd who will patiently await your return,

Right in front of the crowd, put the Blue Point wire crimper around the leader's neck and begin to squeeze until everyone gives you their full attention. After attention is gained, demand all their... uh... Yeah that's right, they don't have jack shit... We went over that too.... Well, just demand that they all bake you cookies or something. Then you can leave on your scooter.

I don't know. That sounds like the way to do it right there. If there is any lesson to be learned from all that, it's to plot the downfall of a society that actually has something you could take. Sure they have diamonds and shit, but I want a racecar. 

Oh yeah, you can throw out the replacement flint for the Zippo lighter. You won't be needing that on your journey. Soulda said somethin', eh Squiddy?

There is however, one small problem... erm... how the heck are they going to have kids? They have no bloody legs! XD

 

All in all though maximum points for giving me a laugh.

Ah, yes... Children. Well ya see, if ya keep em' properly maintained and lubricated, they'll run forever! So in some cosmic sorta way, they won't even need to have children. The magic of friendship will shit these lil' fellas out of the sky and they will live forever as long as their coolant and oil levels remain full and uncontaminated by dirt and debris.

I picture the little Rainbow Dash one here to have some retardedly large engine like a 454 Chevy Big Block that just sucks up unreasonable amounts of gasoline. I guess when the magic of friendship stops giving them gasoline, then they will all perish and probably explode.  

Dangit Bobbeh, the superior Pony race would be "Racecar Ponies" Now don't get this mistaken for those animated Disney cars thingies, I'm talking actual Ponies with wheels, man. 

You don't dig, dawg? Well shit negro, that's all you gotta say. I'll show ya. This is exactly what I have in mind:

A buncha these lil' fuckers running around. That's my new Pony species idea. Bam.

Well obviously If I met Rainbow Dash, we'd just toke on a doobie and get really fucked up in the back of a VW Bus.

...I mean, bake cookies?

Nah actually I'd probably be like: "What the fuck is going on? I gotta stop with the large quantities of skittles and diet mountain dew!" Well first off, I mean a fuckin' pony is like all up in yo shizzle and your just supposed to roll with it? Shit negro, you must be on a LSD trip if you be thinkin' that dawg.

But yeah man. If anything I'd walk up and be like "Yo home skillet, how you be feelin' dawg?" She'd probably look over and either laugh or kick me in the face. So instead I'd be like "Do you enjoy puppies?" and break the ice.

If this fails, don't fret I brought along my trusty can of WD-40 to use in case of extensive propane emergencies.

I'd drop my rather large can of WD-40 for no apparent reason and ask Rainbow Dash to pick it up. Obviously since she has no hands or thumbs she'd be all like "Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttt negro, the fuck?" That's when I'd be like "Dude, man, you like, wanna, like blow this town and like racecar?"

Obviously since Rainbow Dash is a racecar, she'd say yes and we'd like totally racecar the shit out of some back country roads. vroom-vroom bitchez

The End, and that son, is how I lost my virginity!

Son: Oh boy dad! I don't have a future!

Nah, I keeding, I keeding.

But seriously, VW Bus man. 
 

Just because you have no answers to contribute doesn't mean you have the right to label our discussion as futile, just because the show and it's characters are about magic.

Well ya know little buddy *slinky explodes*

The fellow did say "opinion". I'm just tellin' it like it be up in the hood. I mean the essence of magic pretty much illuminates the tunnel this topic resides in, but ya know, fuck it let's go bowling.

But yeah dude. I didn't label anything, I just said what I thought as instructed by the post-man. And I didn't even get my fucking mail. You know how that makes me feel? Pretty darn upset with the postal service.

I have some of them lil' fellas. I don't really like holidays, but I made these for a contest at my Highschool Junior and Senior year (Which I won both years) and since i'm out of that dreadful thing they call highschool, I haven't made one this year, and probably won't.

These here pumpkins represent the badge on my 2006 Pontiac GTO 6.0 Liter LS2 V8 and just a simple Chevrolet Bowtie for my 82' Chevy Pickup. Simple enough, eh? 

GTO Pumpkin. Funny cause my GTO is brazen orange metallic.

Chevy Bowtie and the word "CHEVY" in the correct font n' stuff. 

Yeah we do. Science is making MLP more interesting and I'm not going to let you go all Feeling Pinkie Keen on this discussion.

Well lil' buddy.

Magic is in the name of the show, hence "Mah Littul Pwny: Frwendshyp es Mageek". Numbah 2, the main character does always study magic spells n' whatnot, and also, what parts of science can really express anything about a television show about pastel colored magical talking horses. I mean seriously. 

Like really bro, even if the ponies do have science, it may be their own kind of it with totally different laws and rules being applied. So there is really no telling on what's going down in the hood. It's either a drive-by or a gang rape.

I mean, I pretty much summed it up in my own personal reply. I actually seem to have a nice little trend up on these here forums. Some may say it's a curse, but I just take it as "That dude is to fucking insane to even argue with". Not insane in a good way either. So, it's like racing a minivan. Even if you supposedly beat it, what are you going to tell people? That you beat a minivan? And if you lose, well, you just lost to a minivan.

Cold? Nah, not for this guy over here. Sure I can tolerate the cold and not wear a coat/even change my attire for the season of winter (That'll show the pesky season it has no effect on the master. Lil' bastard...)

So yeah, the only really inconvenient things about winter are: cold, snow, holidays, ice n' shit, and some other minor crap. But it's really no matter to me if it doesn't rain/snow/sleet/anything that can fuck up the immaculate cleanliness of my automobiles.

Seriously. I don't really care if it's overcast or a little chilly as long as it doesn't get my car dirty. Sure i'd prefer it to be sunny and 75 so I can do whatever the hell I want outside without not wanting to be outside because it's just obnoxious out there.

That pretty much sums it up. 

Recap:

-Clean car

-Warm

-Holidays are bad

-Saltine Crackers

Obviously great hits such as:

-The Campfire Song-Song (Preformed by Spongebob Squarepants & Patrick Star)

-The Spongebob Squarepants "Texas Song" (preformed by Sandy Cheeks)

-Obviously that one from the "Bubble Bowl" Episode, like "Sweet Victory" or something.

Yoldle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, yodle ay e oh, a lay-ee, a lay-ee.

I don't know what you see that's shit. I see a lovely piece of work that would rival anything that I could do. You should have more confidence in yourself. 

Well, thanks bud.

The only part I thought was extra shitty was the eye thing I done goof'd on, I tell ya what.

I have always been a little unsure about posting artwork and having confidence in it based on the fact that people do actually call it shitty, so I call it shitty first. Yeah, not exactly the best thing to do, but ya know... 

Anyways, thanks for your comment, much appreciated.