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  1. Methuselah
    I almost never watch movies. TPAM did nothing for Halloween.
  2. Methuselah

    *drinks soymilk* I... I'm a soyboy :blush::laugh:

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      Love me my soy milk :D or almond milk

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      Methuselah

      @Xe I don't get it.

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      Methuselah

      @Miss Almondboy wouldn't have the same ring.

  3. Methuselah
    Oh, I love "boring" factory/warehouse type jobs. Especially when I'm not required to talk much to people (I can't do customer work). I could stand there and be alone with my thoughts all night. Well, standing all night would be a problem. I like jobs where I walk around a lot, particularly if it's in a big facility. Kind of like my current job: zero customers, spend lots of time walking, huge indoors area. Glad to hear you at least liked the other work.
  4. Methuselah
    Really? I was considering that line of work. What's bad about it?
  5. Methuselah
    No. Rudolph?
  6. Methuselah
    Worst period story? I'm a dude, but my worst period story is the time I was working as a janitor at McDonald's. A lady left the bathroom and... she left a trail of blood from there to the front door. I had to rush to clean it up. Cleaning the girls' room was the worst aspect of that job... but then I did find an abandoned non-McDonald's Applejack toy in there once, so that was nice to add to my collection.
  7. Methuselah
    Sharing is caring.
  8. Methuselah
    Because I can barely take care of myself. If I can barely take care of myself, how am I going to take care of a wife and kids?
  9. Methuselah
    50, if you're lucky. In my case, I stopped looking young when I was 476... if you catch my drift.
  10. Methuselah
    I have zero interest in EqG
  11. Methuselah
    I've only watched the first movie. Tightly whities are Satan's "gift" to humanity I liberated myself from them years ago
  12. Methuselah
    She was hiding her (nonexistent) boobies from Dashie. Rest assured, the EqG all have butt tattoos
  13. Methuselah
    I count the number of apples on Applejack's cheeks while she sleeps
  14. Methuselah
    I sleep naked to proudly show off my cutie mark
  15. Methuselah
    I approve of an article of clothing being called a "wife-beater"
  16. Methuselah
    Well, I've been sick since 2001, so... that.
  17. Methuselah
    What? Wear something? To bed? I would never do that!
  18. Methuselah
    D'aww. You're so cute when you insist you're not cute
  19. Methuselah
    This... This is where the music's at.
  20. Methuselah
    According to a lot of girls I'm very cute. I disagree.
  21. Methuselah
    And this applies to no one more so than politicians, the scum of the Earth.
  22. Methuselah
    Fuck no. I don't need the government having more control over me, a permanent tracking device stuck inside me, and the ability to have my body hacked.
  23. Methuselah
    I was wearing my Bob's Big Boy burger shirt while I was a bad boy eating a burger
  24. Methuselah
    I... I... hate feeling horny
  25. Methuselah
    Same, but then I am older than most people here (and I've been having health problems since 2001...)
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