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  1. Methuselah
    I swear, you say the same things my sister says. She tells me she's stupid too.
  2. Methuselah
    I'm a bad boy. I just had a double cheeseburger, some fries, a large soda, and a bunch of custard
  3. Methuselah
    Don't know about the world but I've a feeling the US will do a 180, to some degree, and be more traditional and conservative than it is today. In fact, I think we've been seeing the beginning of that "180" since 2016 with the election of Trump and Brexit (although that's Britain). Oh, and the nationalist populist right has been winning big in European elections. So maybe we will be seeing a resurgence of traditional Western Civilization at large.
  4. Methuselah
    I occasionally load or unload them (which technically means I don't work in the big rigs, just their semi-trailers).
  5. Methuselah
    I don't drive a truck, but I work in trucks sometimes
  6. Methuselah
    Probably somewhere in Texas. I'm not a big fan of Florida.
  7. Methuselah
    Uhhh, I was thinking more of the biblical person.
  8. Methuselah
    I don't look like my real name and I don't look like "a Methuselah" either.
  9. Methuselah
    "Grow some balls!"
  10. Methuselah
    A cop girl once gave me a ride in her cruiser. I wasn't arrested.
  11. Methuselah
    So you're like Virgil?
  12. Methuselah
    She'll probably whine about needing the entire sheet and my tossing-and-turning :/
  13. Methuselah
    Almost exactly the same as I am now.
  14. Methuselah
    Ew, there's a naked stallion in my bed. Geigh.
  15. Methuselah
    Buuuuuuuuuuutt naked!
  16. Methuselah
    I am the thing that goes bump in the night (though I'm usually very quiet).
  17. Methuselah
    Yes... but I have trouble eating them TPAM likes pears.
  18. Methuselah
    Virgin
  19. Methuselah
    No. TPAM once ate a cigarette.
  20. Methuselah
    Blue. Second favorite pony?
  21. Methuselah
    Home
  22. Methuselah
    Which pony would make the best pillow?
  23. Methuselah
    From the time I was 21 till 23 I had no bed and no pillow.
  24. Methuselah
    Heights, deep oceans, homelessness, being tortured, losing my teeth. I used to be afraid of mirrors in the dark, dolls at night, and bees. I'm typically awake all night, so it's good my darkness-related fears are gone On a related note, this is one of the scariest moments in mlp: What is one or more thing you used to be afraid of?
  25. Methuselah
    Of course. There's also casinos, alcohol, muggers, and sex.
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