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Any attempt to beat this one is futile.

Platform: PC Offense Main: I typically go for Reaper or Soldier first. Currently trying to learn how to play Genji and Sombra as well. Defense Main: I don't play this role very often, but when I do I usually go Junkrat (or Torb). Currently trying to get better at Mei and Hanzo. Tank Main: I can play all of the tanks currently in the game, but my go-to is D.Va. My runners-up are Orisa and Rein. Support Main: I also can play all supports. My go-tos are Ana, Brigitte, and Moira. Level: 61. Unranked, cuz I don't really plan on joining the living hell that is Competitive anyways. I've been playing a crapton of Retribution lately and recently beat Expert mode. Now all that's left is to beat Legendary... eventually.

People who walk even a tiny bit slower me are scummier than the devil.

10.) Subnautica Even though this game was released just a couple weeks ago, it instantly became my all-time favorite survival game. It has a cool story, too. 9.) Tales of Berseria Sometimes I find it really pitiful that this series goes unnoticed by the majority of the JRPG fanbase. This game has the single greatest story and characters in the history of RPGs. The super dynamic battle system is also one of its token features. 8.) Skyrim Picked this bad boy up in middle school and I've had an odd relationship with it ever since. On the PS3, I sank in over 200 hours into the game playing as a stereotypical Sword & Shield Nord dude and proceeded to finish all of the factions and DLCs with the Spellbreaker shield. Nowadays I never play this game without mods. Bethesda really needs to start working on ES6... or maybe even a Game of Thrones open world rpg. 7.) The Witcher III Only played this for a few hours but I'm already hooked. I love how each monster requires their own strategy to defeat them, forcing you to plan ahead for every fight you come across. I'm also a sucker for Dark Fantasy. 6.) Bloodborne From Software really knows how to make engaging combat and lore, and this game is in the threshold of perfection. It's really fast-paced, challenging, and interesting when you start digging into the Lovecraftian-style backstory. 5.) Scooby-Doo: Night of 100 Frights An old PS2 classic that I doubt many people remember. I wish there were more companies like Heavy Iron Studios that developed engaging collect-a-thon games. 4.) Dark Souls III Has the same qualities as Bloodborne, but what makes this higher is the fact that I don't have to go to my PS4 every time I want to play this game. 3.) Assassin's Creed: Origins Greatest open world game I've ever played thus far. Gameplay is awesome, story is intriguing, and Ancient Egypt is probably my favorite history subject out of all of them. I just wish that the leveling system wasn't so poorly developed. 2.) Tales of the Abyss Again, shame on those who turn a blind eye to this JRPG series. This game was my introduction to the Tales of franchise, and so my nostalgia has placed this game on the near top of my list for quite a few years now. 1.) Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom The ultimate PS2 classic. Nothing can beat this brilliant collect-a-thon filled with brilliant level design and brilliant gameplay. I always come back to this every year or two just to relive this nostalgic game.

Once upon a time I karate chopped my friend in the hand a little too hard after he roasted me, causing him to start crying and stuff. First and only detention I ever got. Needless to say I'm not exactly the most gentle person in the world.

It's a pretty strategic game tbh, you get to create your own monsters using appendages that you can create with materials found in the world, and each appendage has their own stats and attacks, meaning that you have to plan your creations carefully. The battles also require you to think hard and cleverly in order to win. Luckily, the battle system is turn-based so you can do just that. So yeah, I'd definitely recommend it.

Anyone played this little Wii game before?

Dunno. I have a fridge full of food and there's still nothing to eat.

Yes. I'm not utterly desperate or anything, but yes. But in my current state, I doubt I'll really end up anywhere. I'm nearly halfway through Senior year of HS and I still look like Weird Al Yankovic with a beard. Not necessarily bad, but I'm personally unhappy with my body shape. But if the worst case scenario comes and I get nothing out of my High School career, I can always look forward to the life on campus. Is it really true when they say that your closest relationships come from College?

Probably the state that has a large population of morons. We could use more intellectuals in this world.

I wear glasses. Proudly. One's glasses is a symbol of pride, glory, amazingness, goodlookingness, and fantasticpersonalityness. At no point does putting on one's glasses detract from their character, but instead amplifies it to a level far beyond even what a divine power could pull off. Without the power of glasses, all aspects of glamour would cease to exist, and therefore, people like me would cease to exist. A world without glasses is no world at all. Ah, Kos, grant us eyes, grant us eyes!

"Good guys always win" Say that to the Red Wedding from Game of Thrones. I honestly want to see more stories where the heroes fail miserably. The closest we can get to this in stories aimed for younger audiences is with bittersweet endings involving sacrifices or whatever.

I mostly don't care about the taste of vegetables, but if you set me up with Asparagus or Green Beans, I'm gonna give you a dirty look beyond all others. I can handle broccoli, I can handle peas, and I can certainly handle carrots, but I cannot handle these abominations of the culinary world. Also: Steamed Cabbage. Like, what? You honestly expect me to eat a handball-sized lump of tasteless, oddly textured garbage? What a joke. And thirdly, I like cheese. I enjoy it when it's on or to the side of a main dish. But I cannot stand eating it alone. Just eating straight-up cheese is disgusting, it just doesn't taste right unless it's blended in with something else, and those who say otherwise aren't human.

Judging by the amount of times people reply to the things I post and the amount of times where a thread halts all momentum the moment I post something, I'd say next to none. Maybe it's because of my sarcastic and controversial mindset? Who knows.

Yeah sure, it's called "The Awakening"

This english cover of my favorite OP from the original FMA anime.

The premise, setting, and concept of the anime in general is absolutely amazing and I wish it would just happen in real life as soon as humanly possible, and I KNOW that one day something like this would happen, where we can finally play video games via our dreams and physically interact with the world and npcs around us. The anime behind it, though, is quite mediocre.