Lollipop

Hello, hello, hello!

Woohoo! Now I should say something good right? Umm...hmmm...let's see......I got nothing.

Yay!

Yep so I think I'm safe

I start reading one thing, then I open something else. By the time I'm done reading something I have about 4 tabs open and I constantly flip between them.

I'm working on it...maybe

I'll try, I just might be a little bit busy looking for the right tab

Looks like it

I try

No please, I have a family and kids to care for...I don't deserve this...no!! *squish* XD

La, la, la, la, la, it's such a nice day to...oh my goodness where has the sun gone! Oh no! Ahhhh!!!! Something along those lines maybe.

Plenty of times, sometimes it's gross, sometimes you don't even notice.

Not at all, just a longer attention span

9 tabs (I closed some) 5 sites.

It doesn't help that half of them are the same site...ugh!

Woohoo! I just realized I have way too many tabs open and I can't find the one I'm looking for

Not yet, just wait until my foot falls asleep, then I'll have to move.

Nope, I'm sitting on one foot, the other is wrapped around the chair leg with my toes holding it (I have some strange sitting positions)

Long, but they're faded black. I was in the bush all day so I wore a pair of my old jeans

Oh my goodness! How did you know?

Ding ding ding! You are correct!

Skin, but it's tough in places (I've been told I have thick skin, not calloused

Surprisingly no.

Years of experience, I have tough feet

Yep, I can walk across concrete, gravel, stone, grass, mud, dirt all barefoot.