Literally Snails

"What's your Division? Are you in the 603rd?" Alpha said to the doctor EVENT: Night time, Mule invasion in 2 1/2 RPG days

I want to sell the Science fiction book I've been writing, then use the money to build a car that looks like a candy bar!

Alpha sighed, "how the hay did they get here without us noticing? Are you that scout we sent a few days ago? I thought you were blue."

"It makes perfect-ish sence. but where did he get a table?"

"It's not that wierd" Alpha lied, "Now can we get to the buisness of going back to the normal world?" Beta laughed, "Your worlds not normal! everything is backwards."

"We need to wait. I mean, what else can we do?" Alpha said. They were interrupted bu a distant voice, it was a messanger pegasus carrying a letter, "Ugent letter!" he cried. He lannded next to Alpha. "Are you the ranking officer here?" "Um... no." He handed Alpha the letter. "I don't care, take this." He flew away. The letter read as follows. General Mustang, 603rd division, I am ashamed to informyou that the 603rd division has suffered a series of major defeats. along the coast. My boys are dying on the eastern front, and offered nothing. I am pulling them out while they still have a home to defend. My men will arrive at your fort shortly. You are now the new front of the fight. [EVENT: all new posters are part of the 603rd reinforcements. Mule invasion in three RPG days.]

Alpha cringed, "What the hay, every pony is... wrong." A pony walked by him, he was a purple unicorn with black hair. He looked like Twilight! Alpha bolted over to him. "Twilight! We need your help!" He looked at Alpha dumbly. "Oh, no man. I hate those books." Alpha put a hoof on his face. "This is immpossible."

"That's the worst part. We were supposed to get them yesterday. I sent out a scout, Chill Mist. He hasn't come back. we may need to pull out."

"We dont have any slaves." Alpha said, "But we got a few POWs. You'll have to clear it with our CO first. He wont let you do anything harmful to them so say you won't; you know, lie to him."

Beta rolled her eyes. "I get it I get it, we all have new twins, whoopty-bucking-doo. Now can some pony tell me WHY?"

Alpha cut in "Some pony tell me why I have a twin with lady parts!" he was always this elaquent when he was confused.

Alpha and Beta were trying to make sence of everything. Everything was the same accept gender, everyponies gender was... wrong. Her name was Beta, it Kind of fit with Alpha. Beta looked around awkwardly. The two had somehow wondered into town. She pointed at a pony in the window of a house, "Who is that?" she said. Alpha looked, "Wait, is that Haste?" he started to call Haste out, "Hey! Haste, it's me, Alpha!" He was glad to see somepony who was the right gender.

Alpha rushed to the Ponyville Guard house. He was almost late, and that just won't do! He was about to go inside of ponyvilles only guard house when he saw a mare at the door, a green unicorn with yellow hair and a shield cutie mark. Just like him! They looked at each other for a minute. They both began saying the same thing at the same time, "What are you doing here?" they asked each other in perfect unison, "This is a restricted... stop copying me! I am a guard and you will treat me with respe..." They both stopped. They realised that they were the exact same pony in every way except gender! Alpha opened the door, "You and I should..." "...Talk" The mare completed.

My OC (Alpha): I'm sitting at the Ponyville guard house, I'm the only town guard in ponyville. it's boring.

Heres the link to the rules and setting: http://mlpforums.com...389#entry278389 post questions on that link. Once I see you on that forum, you will be able to post here. This RP is now open. Alpha sat at his post. it was 5 am, the early morning cold had gotten to him. he would have to stay there for another three hours before his shift was up. He was happy when he heard that a new troop of soldiers was going to arrive later that morning, maybe then the shifts would be shorter.

Cerberus brings me and Shepard back to life, we hide in the bushes

I assemble an army of: the A Team, The Master Chief, Noble team six, Sgt. Bucks ODST team, Commander Sherpard and his crew, and the entire cast of Top Chief, and I take the hill by storm. Suck it, I have an army of Badasses