The Awesome One

There will be fan-fiction. Lot's and lot's of clopping, lot's and lot's of clopfics, and of course, even more clopping.

I don't think any one actually tried to count. We have no idea about the number of closet bronies in the world but I'm pretty sure we're very close to the one million milestone or have passed it. Just look at the amount of bronies on this very site and on 4chan. But Bronies are everywhere so you can't really be sure.

(Someone finally posted? YES YES YES YES YES YES!)

Night Flash was apparently relaxing in his barracks room alone but in truth, he was thinking up of strategies and what not to beat Nova. He knew his army was not like anything the Equestrians had fought before.

Memories of the brutal battle fought not long ago rang through his mind. He remembered fighting a Super Soldier three times his size, he remembered seeing many of his troops being killed brutally. Fortunately, in the end it was Sule and friends thanks to a timely reinforcement.

Only ten minutes into his quiet thinking, a rapid knocking was heard. Night Flash cursed and got up to open the door. It was Storm Comet.

The commander looked a little bit surprised, ''What are you doing here?''

Storm Comet seemed to be in a bit of a hurry, ''Just a few words.''

Night Flash looked around outside, then turned back to Storm, ''Come on in.''

Storm Come sat down at one end of Night Flash's ''command table''. Which was where he kept all his maps and random clutter.

''So, what did the Archon say?'' , inquired Night Flash.

''He bargained with me saying that if we didn't let the Malumai in Equestria, he wouldn't send the army to help us.''

A slight smile spread across the Commander's face, ''And what did you say?''

''Well, I said I would try my best.''

Night Flash chuckled, ''Does he really think that way about my army? I'll admit Nova and his mutated soldiers are not exactly your everyday opponents but is he kidding me?''

''Night Flash, you saw first-handed what they could do. Are you really willing to risk the sake of Equestria just because your too arrogant about your army? And besides, you wouldn't have won without Sule's special ops team or your buddies in the reinforcement army.'' , argued the Ambassador.

''Remind me, when was the last time we lost a battle or a war?'' ,asked Night Flash.

Storm Comet stayed silent.

''Exactly. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to planning.''

Storm Comet got up and started heading for the door, ''Oh, you mean kicking your hooves up and thinking about how 'awesome' you are?''

Night Flash was about to reply but it was no use, she had already left.

The only things I didn't notice were

A) Nightmare moon in the hourglass in the first episode

Random Derpy in the Background (before I knew that she was a fandom)

*recovers from shock*

*looks at Sky*

1000 bounty added to MLPForums.

I'm afraid of working so hard to getting into the air force, passing my flight training, being assigned to an awesome fighter aircraft only to be killed by an enemy or a crash.

My only unpopular opinion would be that the foreign troops have no idea how to control their drones and never apologize when they 'accidentally' kill one of our troops. I get a lot of hate for posting this any where but I say it any way.

1.Vinyl Scratch should be the new smiley

2.Vinyl Scratch should be the new smiley

3.Vinyl Scratch should be the new smiley

4.I could do this all day.

Neither. I prefer keeping chickens, falcons, eagles, parrots, and budgies as pets. Not dogs or cats.

I would not give up my monocle and top hat for any sort of stupid little creepy man. Thanks but I'd rather be sophisticated Derpy.

YSFlight, the minecraft of Flightsims...is it realistic? Nope.

It's the hipster's fligthsim basically. It was made as a 'just for fun' project by a Japanese programmer and while there's a fairly large community for it at South Korea, Japan, and somehow, Brazil, the English community has started to die. About 50 dedicated simmers left which include me.

The game itself is very ugly to look at. The planes and scenery you see above are mods. The Obama you see is stoned. The Rainbow Dash airplane was a mod for YSFlight re-painted by me because I'm the only Brony in that community and I need my ponies!

I can't say Discord is as evil as the Joker but obviously he did something that made Celestia turn him into a stone statue to make a nice addition to her gardens.

As for more chaotic, no contest. Joker would just use terrorist style bombings...what would Discord use? EXPLODING CHOCOLATE MILK! Need I say more?

They have different senses of humour. Joker loves to see people laugh, die a horrible death, annoy Batman and be a complete troll. Discord on the other hand likes to turn Equestria into something from a stoner's dream.

Roger that Anony...I will make sure not to goof off from posting this time and will- OOH A SQUIRREL!

Looks like someone has a bad case of 'attention whore'. Maybe some people trolled him hard as a joke but he took it too seriously. Anne frankly, I thought someone had died when I first clicked on this topic like Delta up there.

Evil, you say? OBSERVE GENTLEMEN!

The only ugly birds I can think of are crows and vultures. Ostriches are okay....

Any ways, I can see Discord taking revenge birds for pooping on his statue form but I don't see him killing them. Forcing them to do crazy things just for his amusement seems more plausible.

Gentlemen, it is obvious that mathematics are actually part of an evil plan made by cute little kitty kats to become world rulers and turn us into slaves. How does Math relate to that? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HAHA!

 

EPIC RAP BATTLE OF TGK!

 

SULE!

 

VS!

 

INDIGO!

 

BEGIN!

 

 

 

Indigo:

 

Good evening, sir, and step to the plate

'Cause I will be serving you to your well-deserved fate

You think you're the archon? Ha, maybe so.

But while you're playing Scrabble, guess who really runs the show?

The name's Indigo

The one that you know

Unless you forgot who you picked fo' sho'

You think you fight, you truely lead us all?

I'M the one to catch you every time you fall.

You're incompetent, face the facts Sule,

And step aside, for the one who's truly fit to rule.

 

 

 

Sule:

 

Oh, I see, The Ancient think's he's big

But let me tell you pal, that mane is pink

You see this city? It belongs to me

Now go back to the streets where you're supposed to be

My talent's Industry, What's your's? Thowing Sticks?

Or maybe finding the rum? Is that it?

Your sister was Tyran's bitch. Oh, come on! It was Obvious!

And Don't you see your relation to Oedipus?

Hey, mister, better watch where you're flyin'

Cause I don't need no more of my ponies dyin'

Ha! You think that you're in charge of the Army?

You couldn't even order that cider for Shiri!

 

So...much...win. Pink mane? Owch.

Any ways, boredom got to me too, so me and my buddy jerked off to our favourite flightsim.

That's me a couple of seconds away from shooting him down

Well, yeah. BUT Midnight can't leave until Sule decides to send the army. Look, Midnight is still a soldier, and he needs to follow orders, whether he likes it or not.

 

And like I said, Sule IS going to send the army, whether or not they say yes. I'm just adding a detail that makes a lot of sense.

 

Yep, arrogance of the Equestrians vs Common Sense of Sule, who will prevail?

By the way guys, what's with the sudden decline in the posting rate? Boredom get to you?

Doesn't matter to me so long as the're good and awesome. Remember what Lauren said, plenty of awesome surprises in store for us Bronies.

I'm not sure...7/10?

Night Flash had flown straight to the Equestrian camp outside the city the moment Sule had explained the situation to him. He didn't need to be told twice.

The leader of the Equestrian Army called an emergency meeting with his generals in his room which acted as a military planning room as well.

''Are you serious, sir? We've only just got here and we haven't even buried the dead yet!'' , exclaimed one of his generals.

''You heard me right! Now get cracking! We need to be ready to move by tomorrow!'' , ordered Night Flash.

His generals knew it wasn't worth arguing with Night Flash.

''Uh..right away, Sir. Just one question, will the Malumai be helping us?'' , asked the general.

Night Flash looked at him for a minute, then chuckled, ''Oh please, the Equestrian Military can easily handle themselves in any situation.''

With that, the meeting ended and the soldiers began to pack up and get ready for the journey back home.

Wow, I totally forgot I was partaking in this roleplay for the last couple of days. Sorry about that, I'll try and finish up the post by the time it's night for me.

Meh..7/10

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRtHYiWmsoA

Where's my nightlight goddamnit? Woo! That is one hell of a drawing. The eyes and the blood...very nice work.

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