Holiday Agnaktor

Remember, no booping without consent from both parties. *boops @Windchime* * D i n g *

*doesn't bother to check if my name is in the list*

It's 13:46 13:48, sorry, where I'm at, so that means it's B o o p o' C l o c k *boops @The_Gobo, @CypherHoof, @Hierok and @Duality*

*boops @Lightwing with lightning speed just to add to the number of notifications*

I have awoken from my peaceful slumber. Time for more boop pics! *boops @Mirage77 because that seems related to the pic*

*boops a bunch of people, I don't know who, I'm tired, ok* I'm going to sleep now. Goodnight, everyone, boop well.

Gobo, if you don't start making sense, I will slap you. Not kidding. Banned, obviously.

Banned for saying stuff that I don't understand. My heart is in a state of confusion. Gobo is banned for making fun of me not understanding this. >:V

*boops @Alexshy* Don't think I've booped you in a while.

@Mirage77 Banned for being a horrible person accusing me of lurking. D:< @TBD Banned for playing Bakugan EDIT: @CypherHoof Banned for being you, I guess

*boops @Mirage77 right back* I'm not lurking, I just wrote a large post on the inner workings of boops. You call that lurking? I'm not lurking. >:(

*boops @The_Gobo once, respectfully* ~Gobo defending himself from a savage boop-attack, 2017, colorized

I have returned from my fencing club, so that I may hand out more boops. *boops @The_Gobo, @Windchime (Ding), @CypherHoof, @Mirage77, and @Hierok* Now that that is out of the way, I'd like to think about why boops are considered cute. I have tried booping in real life, many times. On pets, on people, even on my bodypillow but it was never truly cute. Why wasn't it ever cute? Doesn't booping a cat sound like the cutest thing ever? Lightly pressing your finger against its little tiny nose, watching it react to the boop, one way or another. Instead, it just looks like you press a finger against a nose, nothing more, nothing less. WHY isn't it actually cute in real life? What actually causes boops to be cute? Is it the action, and are we just not doing it right in real life? I don't think so, since there can't be much to booping. It's just a limp pressed against a nose. Is it the shapes, and are humans just not cute or suited for booping? No, this isn't it either. Boops also happen in anime, using human characters, and there it's cute too. Is it the reaction to the boop, and are we just not receiving boops correctly? Absolutely. You see, boops aren't about the boop itself. It's about the reaction to the boop, that smile, that grin, that blush, folded-back ears, closing of eyes, or whatever else happens. Imagine this picture above, but now Octavia just sits there stone-faced, not showing any emotion. See? That's immediately far less cute. What makes boops cute, is the reaction. Booping a cat, and watching the cat grab its nose with its paws is adorable, but it not reacting at all, like it will probably do, isn't cute at all. So there you have it folks, this is what makes boops cute. The reaction.

*boops @BronyNumber42* No Everyone deserves boops Even boop-criminals like you Boops for everyone And with that, I'm going to go boop people on their bellies with a large pointy stick, aka, go fencing. Brb, I'll return with more boop pics.

@BronyNumber42 TOO MUCH INTENT, TOO MUCH INTENT Now look at what you've done. I hope you are proud of your actions.

*boops @CypherHoof and @BronyNumber42 with the intent to boop* See, this is what a proper boop looks like. This is what a mutually beneficent boop relationship looks like.

*boops @CypherHoof* You asked for more sockpone boops? You get more sockpone boops. Sockpone boops.

Somehow, for some reason, boops fix all emotional problems. Look at these two pones. All their problems are insignificant in the shadow of this mutual sharing of boops. Boops truly are an instrument from the heavens. *boops @Windchime, @Duality and @Mirage77*

*boops @Mirage77 @CypherHoof and @Windchime* I'm going to bed now, g'night everyone! Hopefully more boops tomorrow.

*Boops @CypherHoof back*

*boops self, not knowing who else to boop* *cries a little*

*boops @Windchime* *Ding* Oh, has @The_Gobo been here yet? I'ma boop his snoot too. *boop*

@Flutterstep Thanks man, worked hard on 'em. *boops @Windchime* might as well. I'm not gonna write another poem. It's late, I need to go to sleep.

*notices lack of Gobo* OwO, what's this? *boops @The_Gobo again, hoping that he might appear soon, even though he probably isn't online right now* at least I get to write little poems, this is more fun than I thought originally There once was a time When there was no slime But only a lonely existence The slime's still away I'm sad, yet I'll pray What counts is our hardy persistence

*boops the spider that is currently walking on my monitor. He's my new spiderbro* *also boops @The_Gobo again* He who lives in halls of green Who rules his lands with might He who gleams with em'rald sheen Will conquer all tonight