Goat-kun

Welp, my Khaenrian tomboy is C1 after 43 pulls without any streamer's luck. It happens sometimes.

12 hours ago, Rikifive said:

Well I threw another ten pull and got Keqing at 78 pity.

This game never fails to disappoint lmao.

I wonder if my luck will be as horrible in Wuthering Waves

At least it wasn't 90.

Hu is likely enough as far as Abyss is concerned, especially with signature. I haven't crowned Arle's auto yet but I can't see her becoming significantly better pyro dps than Hu. Unless you're a fan of the character, you haven't lost much.

I got the gaslighting, gatekeepeing girlboss tomboy from Khaenri'ah. Her style is not as comfortable as that of Hu Tao since the little gremlin comes online far more swiftly, but Arle is better at conserving momentum because her pyro infusion doesn't go away on its own unless you heal her. Due to her nature as an on-field attacker, a shield is nearly mandatory.

Pinkie Pies were always a little bit crazy. Now imagine yourself handling these nuts.

It's the woke shit...

Hasdrone#1: This shit ain't making us money.

Hasdrone#2: Shut it down.

GabeN: I'm buying MLP with this here stack of cash.

Hasdrone#1: It's fine. Let him have it. We still have WotC.

WotC: I haven't been able to move my right side for ages.

Jeff Bezos: It speaks the truth. I'm canceling my order. Frieren has wrecked my elf anyway.

Hasdrone#2 glances at the dead rat in a corner: Well shit.

THE END

Weebs of the world unite! We must seize the means of translation! Of the weebs, by the weebs, and for the weebs!

H-Bro don't have none o dat skibidi gyatt Ohio rizz. They're bleeding on death's door and the only ace up their sleeve is a black Aragorn MTG card. They ded.

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This guy and yello:

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Soon, H-Bro. Soon

Two words: nuclear subterrenes. Firs go up, then go down. Just slap habitats on a direct energy drill drone and put it on a reentry vessel. It makes colonization much easier when you don't have to worry about environmental hazards. We could first try it on the Moon. Dunno if the tech is all there tho.

"How will Hasbro make money?" would be a better question.

16 hours ago, ZiggWheelsManning said:

I worry to picture it that way  

This is the grandest face of nature.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

It's even better under a microscope.

https://www.youtube.com/@journeytomicro/videos

RNGesus smiled upon me and I got the Bird. She's a support for all aspiring basketball players. Her burst can heal. One can put her in any team where one just wants to shut up and jam. Given how high his plunge damage is, Xianyun is probably the best Diluc support in the game.

It has become what it always wanted to be: just another kids show.

I don't have safe 50/50 but I'll go for Bird Mommy anyway. I pulled my Overcharge Nutcracker and stopped at 60 pulls. I am ready.

18 hours ago, Evil Pink One said:

Hahahaha also me.... Dying inside.

The one they could pick to show on gen4 to boost the rating and they chose spike.

Well that spiked my blood level hahaha

I hear you and I get that Spike probably isn't the best G4 character to carry G5. They have 5 alicorn princesses to choose from. Twilight could show up, tell everypony to follow her on Trotter and that she did it for the lulz, then peace out back into some alicorn waybackland. However, this was probably way cheaper.

Me, I like Spike. I like dragons. But this wasn't the Spike I know, and these weren't the dragons I was looking for.

In the end, this just ain't for me, so I'll just go watch some anime over there. Maybe once MLP is sold to whoever is left after the great mainstream extinction we will have some good pony again.

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What exactly would you want me to do with a powerful immortal who had gone mad due to petty personal grievances? Celestia was very lenient. Such beings have their duty, and they must not abandon it due to a lack of praise.

I mean, sure, if you had managed to somehow convince Tirek to become a warden in your prison, then you could perhaps rehabilitate some of those magical nuts. Getting their powerless plots to dig them gems in the mines would do these ponies plenty of good. Work therapy!

On 2023-12-23 at 2:11 AM, Rikifive said:

That's very nice! 

Yeah I'm kinda tempted to pull for her, I like her gameplay  But with my luck... I think I'll pass for now unfortunately.

Yeah. With so many good banners lately, one must chose wisely when to pull for that Qiqi. I trust the best girl of Fontaine took priority over the rest.

Delicious

Finally, some good f****** geo

Leveling artifacts be like: