Lucky Headcannons

Larry stop her, what the hell are you doing sparkle. *Larry stops sparkle* Larry get what she is thinking of and upload it to my pip-buck now. Larry: alright sir. *scans sparkle and uploads the memory to Lucky's pip-buck* I will read it later but for now Larry snap her out of it.

Sparkle you alright? I have seen that look before, snap out of it and the next. We could save many for this, I haven't died yet. Larry do that... thing I taut you to do if this happens. Larry: but that could kill her. Me: right never mind Larry just wait until the next test. If your awake from a past memory sparkle right this down. I am feeling content pain at the moment and by what I have seen this should kill somepony in a instant but with this heart I feel fine.

Well I know where I am going, next test please I want to get this done with. Give me a minute... Larry get in here now and get ready for the next test!! Larry: Sir you're alive! How, I shocked you I looked at your heart rate and... wait you don't have a real heart so I couldn't scan it. So madam what is the next test?

Larry: it's okay madam, he wanted this. Plus now he is happy to finally see death and probably his family again, but now we must ruin his happiness and go back and stop you from doing that test. I will start it up madam, tell me when you are ready. *Larry hovers over to the terminal, at the table Lucky's body jerked up* Well that was fun, wait why am I alive? Thanks stable-tec, for giving me the best mechanical heart a pony would need. I still don't know why am alive maybe the volts just... "shut me down temporally" perhaps.

a want to torment death before I am back. Larry: are you sure madam, it could kill him. Me: shut up Larry and shock, don't question me. Remember what I told you. Larry: Yes sorry sir, I am just worried that all but if you say sir. *Larry shocks Lucky* I am sorry sir, why am I doing this.

*larry walks in*Larry: would any of you want some tea... madam what are you doing to him?! Me: It's okay Larry, she is preforming experiments on my mechanical heart. write this down okay, I enjoy pain so others might be at high risk of death from this. Like if you are testing on somepony else they would probably be dead right now.

They told me that if it was to be removed I would have 30 seconds left before I die, *groans in pain* that felt good. I love pain, you know that. If you were experimenting on any other pony they would be pleading for you to stop but with me I want pain, thats another thing to keep me going. Pain is a wonderful feeling. What ever you do don't touch that meter, if you do it will admit a high level of radiation killing everything in a 5 mile radius. My stable was to test mechanical body parts and they had to have a test subject, guess who it was. They even replaced my brain stem.

I die over and over, this will be fun. I trust you with this and if you don't know how to work the time machine instructions are in my pocket right here. Alright write this down right now I feel sick and about to die, probably. Damn you mechanical heart, maybe this is why I don't die if I try. It's a theory.

Alright, so I am going to face death for the first time. Unless I am "Lucky" and I live through this experiment for ponykind. I would do anything for science. *hums Hay Ms. Derpy as the experiment begins* (fact: Lucky is also addicted to Mint-Als and Party-Time Mint-Als)

Being famous is the last thing I need, this tech in my can't be studied either. I know how it works but we can't see it or I'll die, it can't be studied at all. It's like a generator it just supplies the power to keep me going but either for it to work you need to use drugs and alcohol. I use a drug called Buck which is the only reason I am not dead right now. I'd rather be dead then have to take drugs but I have too. I can only drink alcohol which my choice of alcohol is Apple Whiskey. I need Buck at least once every week.

No, it was a different time and with different people. I accidentally saved people when I was just trying to have fun by killing them. And how is my mechanical heart which led me to being pretty much a flightless pegasus and a use of drugs and alcohol cute?

Fine I'll tell you but you'll hate me, it all started when I turned 16. Sense it was my day I decided to have some fun, I went to a random enclave base and killed all of them no mercy. A few days later I decided to have even more fun and burn down a town, I guess it was that earth pony cult town and I saved about 16 ponies from getting burned alive. But I didn't do it for them I didn't know about them until it was on the radio I just did it for pleasure. The last part of a event called the week of fun was I killed several ponies for no reason, some were raiders, some faction based, and some were just traveling. I am a monster. And yes I was just taking drugs, if I don't I die. You see I don't have a heart. fiscally I was born with out one and I was given a mechanical one, if I don't have drugs, alcohol, or pretty much anything that will get me going I will die. This drug Buck is the most helpful but it led to addiction. That also includes not flying above 30 feet because the tech doesn't operate that high it will just shut down.

One day you'll understand what I have done, sorry I need to take something. *runs into his lab* Oh celestia why do I continue to take this, addiction to this drug is hell. *takes the drug known as Buck* There we go, I feel much better. Only if I could get rid of my addiction.

No! you idiot Lucky why did I say that with those exact words, I should of told her I die and she moves on! *runs to the terminal and sets back a few minutes* I have to save her. *it goes to the point where Lucky says sparkle is going to get another stallion* Hey, alright listen sparkle what he said is true but not. I die then you move on about 4 years after and get another stallion, you don't go apart Lucky just passes away. Where I just came from you kill your self which is bad, it's not supposed to happen. Don't kill yourself again sparkle. *goes back* Sparkle, you alright? I have something for you. I am sorry for that, I know my death will make many ponies depressed and happy at the same time. So many want me dead and some want me alive, death is only the first step into something greater then life. Afterlife, one day it will come to all. Just I know when I will go, I die the age of 48 eaten by ghouls. You, thats a different story. For now we are happy, thats not for 30 years now. Here goes my ego but... I love you. I would kill anyone for you, family or not nothing will ever harm you as long as I am alive. I would kill myself for you. I would do anything for you so you will be safe. I would risk everything I love for you and for our foal.

Thanks, I should of told you how all of that wasteland started. Well it began with the war between the ponies and the zebras, it was an okay start then came the balefire megaspells which caused the world to become a wasteland. Derpy or ditzy the song was made for was the greatest mare in the world. She is pre-war and survived the megaspell in cloudsdale, the things she did would amaze anypony. She was beautiful for a ghoul, one day I hoped to meet her I have so many questions about how she survived. Any way ever sense I met you I have changed, first of all my addiction to kill ponies yes that was a thing. You are the best thing that happened to me, only if it could last. I know you will leave me for another pony as I become the drifter I am, nothing lasts forever. (fact: the whiskey Lucky drinks is Apple whiskey. Another fact: Lucky is addicted to a drug called Buck which is a anabolic steroid)

Larry: sir and madam, the cake is done! I didn't burn it either. Now what shall I do? Me: nothing, alright sparkle you done? Don't touch my suits I need them in mint condition, don't ask. We need to tell your parents where the wedding is because your dad booked the flowers. *walks over to sparkle and gives her a kiss* Never try to operate this ever again, the last time I saw that cult I did the same thing I did today. Burn them all, here I thought of this old song from my time that makes me think of you. *plays with his guitar and sings

Just go to the wardrobe and grab a dress, you have plenty. Plus remember Larry is a... I won't say it because of the reason but he has no desires for anypony. He is only a butler/best "pony" in the world!/ pony roaster. I will explain later. So Larry can never no matter what be a pervert.

Once Larry is done teaching them not to burn ponies we will go. *goes to the door and yells* Larry get in! You damn cultist know now not to f**k with me! *Larry gets in and Lucky closes the door* alright, where were you going sparkle? I will just take you there no questions asked, maybe.

Larry, burn them all. Show them what happens when the f**k with me, no one f**ks with me...NO...ONE. Larry: with the highest pleasure sir, no one will be alive. Me: good. *Lucky walks into the time machine* sparkle, where are you I told Larry to burn them all. It's fine now no worries. Those damn cults will all die, you alright?

*Tardis lands near by* Hey, what the hell is going on. Oh crap this cult, I thought I told you not to do this? Oh well I will have fun doing this. *pulls out his magnum and shoots two of them, one was holding sparkle* Any f**ker else want to die, come on I need this anyone?

So Larry, are you ready for the wedding? Larry: almost sir, I am done with the cake but I need a suit. Me: Larry, I got you covered. Larry: I am just glad you two are getting married, uh sir she is going to die. Me: what?! We have to help, call the doctor don't you have a phone? Larry: yes sir, hello doctor come over right now we need help. *the tardis comes* Doctor: get in now and set the destination. *Larry types in the destination* we're almost there sirs.

Sarcasm, I love it you know that Larry. Larry:yes sir, I love sarcasm. So this is your time, better then you programed me. Is there something wrong here? Me: no Larry this is just a makeshift forest I made from a G.E.C.K. But it is nice isn't it. Larry: Yes it is sir, yes it is.

We could go back to the point I killed her and you can do it instead, if that will make you happy. And then after you are done I can get Larry, you know what will happen. *Larry comes outside* Larry: you said my name sir, is there a problem? Me: no Larry just go rest. Any way we could do that.

Oh I killed her, brutally mind you. If you want to know as many are addicted to drugs I was addicted to killing. After that happened I went to Embers house and gutted the b**ch. It was fun, any way lets forget that. So do you think we should have the wedding here?

It was 3 years ago and he said he ran into trouble and asked me to, I didn't want to but I try to help. Here I have the recording here. Ember: Hey you, I need you to do something for me. Me: what, make it quick I need to go see someone. Ember: listen my wife Scarlett is trying to kill me because I have been hiding bodies of people in her room, she noticed a smell coming from her closet and found the bodies. I need you to kill me! Me: why would I do that? Who did you kill. Ember: her family along with mine, just kill me before I kill my self. Me: Well... I don't want to do this but, I am sorry. *you hear a gun get pulled out and a loud bang* Oh celestia why did I do this! If anyone finds me I will be wanted for more caps then I am now, I should just kill myself.