Lucky Headcannons

What am I thinking of? Tell me I wasn't thinking anything okay, wait! No, thats not it. Any way do you like this place, I come here every time I am depressed. Ember gives me a feeling I haven't felt until I saw Lucky s. Could I have seen him before? Oh your going to hate me for this but hey I never knew you at the time, I killed him. He asked for a gun fight and I blew half of his face off. I am sorry but he wanted to he paid me to, yeah people do that to me. Pay to get killed, everyone wants to die from me for some reason.

Luck, my parents were right to name me Lucky after finding this. The blast must not have reached here, so what do you think about this place. Do you think we should have the wedding here? Any way that Ember is getting on my nerves, he says you will be happier with him then me. Then he said he hates everything I care about including you, what is with him.

Here we are, the greatest place in equestria! *opens the door to a peaceful forest with fresh clear water* Here it is, this place also contains rare flowers but no wild life, thank celestial for that as the wild life would kill you. I found something known as a G.E.C.K which is a garden of eden creation kit, it was supposed to revive equestrian after the radiation. But they were lost and I managed to find one, this is the closest anyone will get to peaceful here.

I am about 95% sure, I hope so. *opens the door* hey ember I can hear you, what did I warn you. Just because you said that I am going make your life a living hell, she is way happier with me. I gave her more then a thousand different dresses, I gave her a foal which we are happy for. Her exact words were I wouldn't have it ANY OTHER WAY. Her life has been much better with me then you. *goes back inside* alright here we go, it's in my time though but it is the most beautiful place in equestia.

Sparkle and Larry et inside I need to do something. *whispers to Ember* I know were alright now but I have the most important advise for you. Never f**k with me, right. The last that did got shot in the head and then burned, the first that did got half of his head blown of. So don't ever and none of them ever f**k with me got it. *walks in* Sparkle I think I found a place for the wedding, you'll love it.

Alright then, I bring one of the greatest drinks in the world and no one wants any. Sparkle we have to go, I need to deliver something to someone. Come on Larry you know we need to go. Larry: Alright sir, where are we off to sir I would like to know. Me: Not now Larry I will tell you later.

Alright fine, does anyone want a pastry though. Come on I don't make this stuff just for me, sparkle can't have one though because of the pregnancy. Come on you guys have some fun, and this stuff Ember is great. People pay me a 100 bits for a single bottle, I am offering you this for free. People would kill for this stuff, no joke. I have seen people get killed over this, any way many tried to copy that recipe but I am the only one that gets it right.

Your taking this the wrong way, it was a joke. Any way it's just alcohol. A combination of applejack Daniels and whiskey with the blood of a radrouch. It's better then it sounds trust me, and to prove it's not something that will kill someone I will drink some. *drinks some out of the bottle* there I am fine.

Hey there, does anyone want a drink. It's from my time so it might be a little... Different tasting then others. It is one of my favorites, more then whiskey. Again sorry about earlier Ember I was a out ready to kill you, joking but some might take it seriously. I know sparkle will after seeing what I have done. (Yeah)

*gets away from the grip* why do you never listen, I told you. You know what I will just do this instead! *runs over to the machine and sets time before he hands him the bottle* Lucky don't give him the bottle. *hits it out of his hooves* Ember just become comrades and this will be okay. *goes back* hope this worked, time travel can be a b**ch.

He just left, he said he needs to find something just stop. Why do you think I would do any thing? He says he needs to be alone for a while I have nothing to do with this I swear just let go, don't do what ever you did at the stable. We bolth should know this is not how I die, your sister kills me.

*shoots ember and hides the gun in the time machine, then Lucky walks around behind sparkle* hey what's up, Ember and I were just talking and he decided to travel. He just left about 5 minutes ago. Where okay now he forgives me after all of that. Who knows where he's gone now.

Where I come from that wouldn't kill someone, here I have another bottle. *takes the bottle and drinks it* you see I am fine, not dead and plus that's a rat and we're ponies. Would it have the same effect, by the research I have done no. It only takes about 2 pints of radioactive chemicals to mutat a rat. For a pony about 8 gallons of chemicals. It has the same effect here, and she won't leave me because I know what happens. Yes I found my dead body with some entry's, sparkle dies of natural causes and I am there still married to her no Ember in anything. Can you do me a favor and get me some of my whiskey, it's in my house right in that door. Ask Larry if you get lost. *goes over to Ember and leads him to a near by cliff* I know your plans and you know mine, we can call it here or I can have some fun. *pulls out his magnum* we're to far for anyone to hear or see us so it's on my favor.

Yeah, here ember as an apologe I will give you this. *hands ember a unmarked bottle* made it my self. I can prove I am from the future just look. *pulls up the pip-buck and shows it to diamond and ember* this is it, tech from there that is used among travelers like me. *says in his head* that poison I gave you Ember will be pleasurful to watch as you die, this is for calling me a little shit you little f**ker.

We already decided to raise the foal, and that's the nicest thing someone ever said to me. Someone actually called me sane, trust me I am not. Sparkle seems sane compared to me. Plus that word abortion makes me nervous, extremely. The last time sparkle said that... You don't want to know about it. To summarize it I had a mental breakdown of sorts. All that matters is that bolth of us are happy, Larry being my android butler of sorts can raise a foal, I programmed him in case anything happens. I forgot to tell you but I am from the future, I grew up in a bunker like object called a stable. My stable was stable 47, after I escaped I learned that something called a balefire megaspell caused all of this to become a wasteland. Until I found out how to travel threw time I lived there. I learned how to travel through time about 3 to 4 years ago. Then I found her, I wasn't into her until later. She asked if she wanted sex and I said yes. I started liking her then and now this. I only said yes as a thank you sense she helped me out.

I don't mean like that I just mean like... Well where I come from the term is comrades but here I think it's friends, I didn't know this at all. She should of told me this before I got her pregnant with are colt, yeah we're having a foal. Also I am a engineer and a writer.

It's nice meeting you two. Sorry about that sparkle, if it went on longer it wouldn't end well. Sorry for saying this but why was he being such a stuck up jerk, what did you tell him exactly. Here let me go talk to them. *runs over to diamond and ember* sorry about that I hope we can still chat because I need to tell you something.

(Alright) I don't want to fight, get that through your head. I didn't know nor did she ever tell me. I am sorry just let's talk this through, It's been a long day for me meeting her parents and everything. She already has her dress and I already have my suit picked out. I spent a lot on that ring and I am not letting my bits go to waste.

I'll just say it, I am confused. Sparkle you never told me about this, any way if it means anything I am sorry. I don't want to fight, I have changed ever sense I met you sparkle. But it's to late we are already are setting up. *when sparkle looked away lucky gave him a f**k you look*

Ember what is she talking about, oh and this is a bad time sense Larry is patching up your legs but you must be one of sparkles friends so it's great to meet you. I am Lucky Sparkle's fiancé, it's a long story so I won't get into it. Larry: There you are patched up now.

Larry: alright mam, here we go it shouldn't take that long. Me: thank celestia I got Larry. Larry: this shouldn't be that painful. After this one is there another? If not I will continue making the cake. This time I didn't light it on fire, hopefully I won't. Me: Sparkle I am sorry this happened.

I was a doctor for 2 years I can help, probably not I was Terrible. Wait let me get Larry he could help. *runs over to get Larry* Larry you have medical training we need your help follow me. Larry: alright sir where is the patient. Me: right here Larry do what you need to to help.

*says in his head* she is going to hate me now, I should of told her that before all of this. You know what I am going to risk my life and fly. *flies up to sparkle* I feel sick. *talks* Hey, I haven't had the symptoms in 2 years so I might be fine. What happened it sounded like someone crashed.

Stop! I don't fly above 30 feet and that's about 36 feet over the seats. I know I am a pegasus but it's a condition. According to the doctor at the stable... He's dead but if I fly above 30 feet it could stop my heart. We don't know why though but I got it from birth. *flies down*

Yeah, if they do I will tell Larry to ma... Never mind he will burn it probably. If they do I will build the exact same one let me just get the schematics using my pip-buck... And there we go now I could build the exact same one. *walks around questioning the meaning of racing* what is the point of this, you have a cart and race in a circle. That's all I see, is there a prize or something if your first or what? The only sport I know of is well, hunting me which is an actual sport. It's sad that the strongest of equestria couldn't kill me and the sport has been around for about 4 to 5 years now.