Catpone Cerberus

11 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

TU: Well I still need to do work on MH to get him completed. But anyways maybe the capes are contributing to getting my old brother back!

HB: No their not! It's just funny of how you spawned them in!

TU: Yeah these capes are actually also really nice to cuddle in! Probably MH is rolling around in his cape right now!

"So why didn't you take him get him to your lab when he was here? Instead you were just talking about the capes."

Meanwhile MH was sitting at the table in Sugarcube corner, drinking his usual, catnip tea. 

6 hours ago, Celestial Flight said:

Hunter nods "Yeah, there's plenty of celebrities that are role models but act like.." he sighs "let's just say that they're the opposite of what a role model should be"

"And that's why I don't care about any of them." MH said as he put the empty glass down "I don't really see their entertainment value." "But then again, I only listen music and play games, so who am I to judge others' entertainment"

After getting two questions, Speechless choose to go with ladies first and answer Fluttershy's question first and then Discord's. "We met in Canterlot yesterday when Maple was doing her job." "She warned me that it's dangerous to be alone there, then led me to a safer place, where she choose to take a break too." "There we got to know each other" he then turned the notebook more towards Discord "And then for my father" "He's vampire-pony, but he isn't danger to ponies, even if they do think he is."

9 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

TU: Yeah Speechless. It's maybe just that I naturally really love the capes. Anyways because Herobrien is actually my brother and he was good in the beginning that means there must be a second intelligence system in him that's running him! So it looks like he's trying to escape the secondary intelligence system!

HB: It's just I feel slightly strange. Really there's nothing wrong with me right now!

TU: Anyways MH your cape looks amazing!

MH replied from distance "I figured you wouldn't do it, just wanted to make sure." He then went inside the Sugarcube Corner. Speechless sighed, "So cape-lover, do you need me to something still or?" 

Speechless chuckled a little, though what Discord said wasn't funny at its own, something in Discord saying it, was.

When Fluttershy brought the tea, Speechless showed his notebook with "Thank you for your hospitality." before turning a page and writing "Is there anything you would like to about me?" "Me being Maple's friend." He figured that being Maple's parents, Fluttershy and Discord would like to know at least a little about who she was friends with.

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Banned because I continuously get jumped over >:(
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Yes. In this point anyone could help, hay Angel-bunny could influence me to partake in sports.

Banned because I lived with sausages for 3 months :3

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Banned because all of them are smileys :3

Discord saying he could overthrow Equestria didn't intimidate Speechless, because he already knew that, he knew the most important parts of Equestria's history. He also knew Discord wouldn't be threat to him, since he couldn't see Discord doing anything when Fluttershy and his daughter Maple was there.

Speechless just smiled as he wrote his reply, "I don't find it to be that odd, love has surprising effects." "It's the same reason why my mother got together with my father, somepony who would be unfairly considered monster by others." Speechless was going to as who Tia was, but after putting ruling Equestria and it together, he concluded that it nickname for Celestia. 

Speechless thought for a moment, and when he started writing, he kept notable pauses as he wrote, like he was thinking what to write. "First, It's nice to meet you, I never thought this to happen." "I haven't really thought about any questions." "What do you usually get asked?"

Speechless got ready to answer but because Maple was faster, Speechless just gestured towards her to as to let her explain.  When Discord went to dry himself, Speechless thought to himself that, how nice it would be to just be able to dry himself after a rain with just a simple spell, or do anything with a spell in that matter. 

3 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

TU: Yup! MH is exactly right with that one!

HB: Your burning me out here!

TU: Anyways Speechless the capes and collars are just from my system acting up for some reason!  Though we really look fabulous in a way with our capes flowing in the wind.

Speechless sounded almost annoyed "That's just what I mean, I don't care why the capes appeared, but you just seem to......love them, I haven't heard you say any negative word about them." MH then cut in, "Hey, Techno, I don't know if you do things like it, but Herobrien getting affected by the same pain-spell he used to me would be splendid" "Anyway, I'm going to get some tea." MH then started walking towards Sugarcube Corner. 

Only the deputy and Slumberfur turned towards Jinx, the other warriors were too busy calming down the apprentice's mentor. Deputy dismissed Slumberfur, since he had just finished his explanation, and Slumberfur went to Jinx "Same as yesterday, 2 cats has been killed, most likely from every clan." he showed with his tail Jinx to follow, as he walked past her "Suspect being the dark cat who visited us yesterday." "Only problem, besides us two, no cat has seen it."

26 minutes ago, Celestial Flight said:

Hunter smiles "sure thing" he says as he gets up and gets MH a glass of water then hands him the glass of water "and you're right, but we can at least be good role models for those who look up to us"

"Thanks" MH said as he took the glass. "And it's good you think that way, good role models seem to be rare." he then drank the glass of water in one go.

28 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

HB: I'm a total idiot!? That's impossible!!!

TU: Ohh no it's very true and your an idiot just like this toilet!

Techno then spawned a toilet on Herobrien's head. It was getting a bit windy and Techno was feeling a little comforted by his cape flowing in the wind...

TU: Now somehow I really enjoy it when my cape is fluttering around in the wind!

Speechless again muttered to himself "You and your capes....". MH kept talking to HB "This is second toilet you have on your head" "But well, I guess it's where your plans end up, so..."

9 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

HB: WHY DID I FORGET TO BLOCK THE CATNIP FUNCTION!!! THAT IS LITERALLY THE BEGGEST AND MOST IDIOTIC MISTAKE RIGHT THERE!!!

TU: Opps! What a zinger!!!

Speechless didn't say anything, he just followed the situation. MH muttered just loud enough for the others to hear "Idiotic indeed, like everything you do."

36 minutes ago, Celestial Flight said:

"Well of course it's wrong, it extortion" Starla says with a grunt "People who do that to others really disgusts me"

"True" MH admitted "But it doesn't stop those who do that." He than looked at Hunter, "Could I get a glass of water, I would get it myself but..." He pointed at Serenity. 

2 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

Techno then looked over at the dumpster to see Herobrien's head peaking over at them...

TU: Really Herobrien? This is literally one of the most idiotic schemes I've seen you do!

HB: Alright you found me! Anyways I really did think this was going to make me win the battle but it just flopped because of a tiny little flaw with it! Anyways why does everyone in equestria have capes and collars now?

Sure enough everyone in equestria now had massive capes with a collar...

TU: My system really is doing some strange things. Anyways how bout you just give up on attacking us and you could just join us. It would be so much easier and better than me having to try and defeat you Herobrien!

Speechless face-hoofed when the capes appeared and muttered to himself "What in name of Celestia...." MH commented when HB talked about the tiny flaw, "Tiny flaw? I told you using me is useless, I even warned you about the catnip."

16 minutes ago, Techno Universal said:

TU: Yeah definitely sounds like something he would do. Anyways do you know where exactly Herobrien is?

"Well, he took me to some kind of cave that he said was Sombra's hideout." MH replied, "And I think I did heard something behind that dumpster earlier" Pointing at the dumpster.

15 minutes ago, Celestial Flight said:

Starla smiles "I'd say so, but Serenity is a special girl, it could also be that she has a feeling that you wouldn't hurt her or take advantage of her, along with not taking advantage of any of us, money wise" she explains "Your behavior at the burger joint was evident of that"

"Is not wasting others' money really that unusual?" MH wondered"Though, you are right, I don't really like taking advantage of anyone, it just feels wrong."

Speechless understood what Maple meant and replied with a sound of understanding. When he saw Discord, he barely could keep his excitement hidden, he had never seen Discord other than in pictures, and seeing him in real life was a experience as of itself. He flipped open his notebook's first page "Hi. My name is Speechless Night"

11 hours ago, Techno Universal said:

TU: Really to be honest Herobrien has been using you and I would never do that. Anyways your safe with me now and my system has been spawning and collars and capes in like that for some reason but still you actually look really good in your cape and collar! Like the blue on the cape matches your eyes and you really look like an explorer who goes through the snow! Plus even those capes are actually really soft and warm to! Plus knowing you well you would probably really enjoy rolling around and playing with your cape!

MH's ear twitched once as he replied with a tone that made it clear he didn't want to admit something "I don't do things like that" "Anyways, just to get it out of the way, this Herobrien forced me to join him, before I lost my control of myself."