Catpone Cerberus

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About Catpone Cerberus

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  • Birthday 10/31/1998

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    Everybody can do whatever they want if it doesn't hurt anybody else.
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  1. Catpone Cerberus

    Open Life in Canterlot Castle

    "Like i said before, this is not problem with him only, but as you wish." Ruby pointed out, as she turned towards Somnus "You ponies are so blinded by this illusion that you're perfect and every other creature is wrong." "I have given everything from my freedom to decide my own actions and choices, to my own language and physical form to be living in a place where I'm easy to keep an eye on with a treasure I have no control over." "Yet you complain how I don't follow your made up rules like manners and morals, your codes of respect, and every time I get to a same space with a pony, they either fear me, want to stab me..." she looked at Fluttershy momentarily "...or mind control me." she looked back at Somnus "And when I point it out, when I remind you that I'm not a pony, that there's certain things I can't do, or don't want to do, you try to shame me, and you tell me that ponies don't owe me anything, that I am the one asking more than I deserve." at some point of Ruby's rant, her eyes had changed to their reptile form.
  2. Catpone Cerberus

    Open Life in Canterlot Castle

    "You need to be more specific." Ruby stated "Because I'm very vocal about things I have problem with, but I have a feeling that that's not what you mean." she gave a single emotionless laugh "And I think you should tell a bit about compromise to your whole species, because Somnus is not the only one with that problem."
  3. Catpone Cerberus

    Private Infiltrator. 1x1 with Unicorncob

    "It was what I asked for..." Jenna said, sounding oddly perplexed, her eyes were aimed at Oliver's but they weren't looking at them, they were looking at nothing "...wasn't it?" unknown to her, she was blushing a bit "And I got what I asked for."
  4. Catpone Cerberus

    Private 1x1 with Unicorncob (rp)

    Jenna wasn't going down to the same trap twice, so now she made sure that the game didn't speed up from certain point up by slowing the puck down if it was getting too fast. It didn't really matter to her who would win, and if the match went for too long, she would just give the win to Oliver, it was just nice to have someone to compete with, and the fact that the competition was also someone she enjoyed her time with, that was a big plus.
  5. Catpone Cerberus

    Open Life in Canterlot Castle

    "Yes, that is what is known as an argument." Ruby commented, just as coldly as before, it didn't take genius to figure out that arguments are formed when two sides don't like each other's words "And I can tell you exactly what pisses me of if that's necessary, but I don't see what it has to do with control over emotions you don't even know names of for sure."
  6. Catpone Cerberus

    Open Casual stroll

    (I reply only to this for now since Moonlit hasn't replied yet.) "Aright." Ruby simply replied, she trusted that Spicy knew what she was doing, and it didn't take genius to understand why it's not good idea go to a bigger place or to move with public transportation with stuff from grave robbing. She stayed quiet while they traveled, only talking when talked to, and even then in her usual manner she kept her replies as short and simple as possible. But it was not easy travelling with such a little food, so at some point of the travel when they were still close to the forest, Ruby decided that it was best for everyone that she would go for a hunt, actual hunt, before going somewhere with lot of defenseless ponies. "I request a quick break." "There's something I need to do private."
  7. For anyone who says that cats don't care for their owners, I have just watched for last 10 minutes my sister's cat who doesn't even acknowledge my existence meowing on the door after my sister left, and he's still sitting there staring at the door. 


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    2. Catpone Cerberus

      Catpone Cerberus


      I may confirm. My own cat never scratches or bites even if it has a real reason to do it. I say many times (literaly) that it is angel not a cat.

      I just want to say to this, a funny thing our older cat (the wild cat) does is a "warning bite", it's this half bite, strong enough that you feel it, but so weak that it doesn't hurt, and she does it before she hurts us if we make her angry/accidentally hurt her :P (though she doesn't like strangers, so if you somehow manage to get close to her, she will try to kill you if she doesn't trust you :D )


      (also, weirdly enough, our cats fear people (including us) in black jackets, I wonder what type of a-hole they have met to get so scared of it.)

    3. S. Fury

      S. Fury

      Shitstorm time. Cats are smarter than dogs. :catface:

    4. Catpone Cerberus

      Catpone Cerberus

      @S. Fury
      I actually agree with that statement :please: though it really depends on what person sees as "smart", is it the ability to follow human's orders, or in some other way intelligent.

      Though if someone comes here to be offended about it like happened when I made similar joke in s.update quite some time ago (before my name change), I have one question...................what are you doing in profile of an user named Catpone Cerberus with cat-avatar and cat-profile banner, who posts cats every day. :twi:

  8. Catpone Cerberus

    Open Life in Canterlot Castle

    It wasn't the anger itself that had made her to break the mirror, but that wasn't important "He did." Ruby simply replied, pointing at Somnus "Though you could say it's really you ponies in general since it wasn't anything unique to him."
  9. Catpone Cerberus

    Open Life in Canterlot Castle

    "I was focusing on not changing form in wooden pony-filled flying ship." Ruby mentioned "You really can't think positives when you can't think anything unnecessary at all."
  10. Catpone Cerberus

    Open Life in Canterlot Castle

    "Not any better than the last time we met." Ruby coldly stated "Now there's just more things causing me to want drop this form and bite or burn something."
  11. Catpone Cerberus

    Private Infiltrator. 1x1 with Unicorncob

    That wasn't going to be anytime soon, because Jenna was in state of paralysis of sorts, as she had no idea what to do with her body, where to put her hands and so on. One would think that someone who had trained human seduction and faking love for most of her life would be able to control the situation, she for sure had thought so, but nobody had prepared her for this feeling, and now she was the one without control.
  12. Catpone Cerberus

    Private 1x1 with Unicorncob (rp)

    As the game got faster and faster, Jenna made a mistake and Oliver strike went to her goal, but she just exhaled as reaction, since it didn't surprise her, because no matter how quick her reflexes were, Oliver's animal senses made him superior, and he had practice in his side. Jenna looked at Oliver with a competitive grin as she started the next round.
  13. Catpone Cerberus

    Open Life in Canterlot Castle

    Ruby didn't say anything, she just looked at the yellow pegasus quietly with her usual non-caring facial expression. She kept her eyes on the pegasus' body to avoid eye contact for obvious reason.
  14. Catpone Cerberus

    Luna Fan Club

    That reminded me of this picture I saw yesterday:
  15. Catpone Cerberus

    Private Infiltrator. 1x1 with Unicorncob

    Jenna was surprised, both by how long Oliver kept this up, and by him moving his hands downwards instead of for example pulling them away. But there was something that surprised her even more, in fact, she couldn't explain it at all, that being, that she found herself enjoying it way more than she had imagined...what had started as amusing teasing, had turned to something enjoyable in totally different level, in a level that was unfamiliar to Jenna.