Babyyoshi309

Sounds good. If I told my friends I would never hear the end of it.

Yeah, that must suck. It used to be a similar situation for me. Than I sued them for existing.  :-P

(only the last sentence was a joke)

A new Kirby game. 

That would instantly make 2017 worth the price of admission! 

Nice, only like two of mine know as of now.

I am pretty open about it. Even my friends that are Anti-Bronies don't really mind because I kind of make a joke out of it. 

I always tell this one joke about how they should not watch MLP because it is basically drugs (the actual joke is a bit longer, and is more funny), which my friends find hilarious.  :-P

Celestia obviously. I could tell everyone what to do and make laws at will. Also, as an added bonus, if an actual threat appears, I don't have to do shit. It is Twilight's job to take care of threats. 

I repelled anyone who would label me, so no. 

A majority of my friends know I am a brony! 

Umm... I do not understand how you could say anything but Gen 4. All the other generations' ponies are just nightmare fuel. 

Well obviously because Yoshi is amazing!

Well... that and the fact that I have had the same username for everything since I was 9. 

All the Equestria girls movies are false advertising. 

In order:

1. Kirby

2. League of Legends

3. Subnautica

4. Borderlands 2

5. MLP:FIM

6. YouTube

7.  Ending my Suffering. 

If Equestria Girls was not My Little Pony, then I can guarantee everyone would hate it.

LUCKY!!!! Your GameStop must be way different then the ones here. I go to gamestop all the time with my friends cause they're into Pokémon and stuff and can never find any FIM stuff and believe me, I've tried.

Yeah, it is really turning into more of a MLP Merch Stop instead of a GameStop.

I would get rid of EA. Seriously, F*** EA!!!!!!!! I HATE EA!!!!!!!!! SPORE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES, BUT I CAN'T PLAY IT BECAUSE EA F***ED IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY, F*** YOU EA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :=:  :=:  :=:  :=:  :=:

*Edit: Other than that, I would get rid of all DLC outside of Borderlands 2 (the Borderlands 2 DLC are amazing, and unlike most games, the BL2 DLC were made long after the actual game, so it actually adds stuff instead of completing it). Specifically Depth DLC...

Seriously, I paid $40 for your game, I am not going to spend 5 more dollars just to change the look of my shark!!!!

*Double Edit: If anyone is thinking about getting Borderlands 2, DEFINITELY get Game of the Year Edition, it is definitely worth the extra money.

The answer to that is EASY!!!!  :-P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keVsPHFPIWY

Why have it at hot topic when you can get it at GameStop?! 

Seriously, there is tons of MLP merchandise at GameStop! Every time I go there, they have more and more MLP merch! 

Well... My exact reaction was this:

*Sees trailer*

"What has this world come to?" 

*Sees movie*

"That was not as bad as I thought..."

"IT WAS WAY WORSE!!!!!!!!"  :-o

*kills self*

*Edit: Please note that I did not actually kill myself.

Could you perhaps give an example or two?

Just ones off the top of my head (so I am probably forgetting a lot).

Season 1:

Stare master, the cockatrice turning Twilight into stone (minor one).

Party of One Pinkie Pie going insane.

Season 2:

Lesson Zero, Fluttershy breaking the bear's neck (forgot the bear's name).

Lesson Zero, Twilight going insane.

Canterlot Wedding, Cadence/Chrysalis sending twilight to cave in ring of fire.

Season 3:

Crystal Empire, Sombra enslaving the crystal empire.

Crystal Empire, Sombra getting destroyed.

Too many Pinkie Pies, the Pinkie clones getting destroyed in slightly gruesome ways.

Sleepless in Ponyville, pretty much the entire episode.

Magical Mystery Cure, Twilight's "death".

Season 4:

Princess Twilight Sparkle, so much dark stuff in this episode I am not even going to bother listing it.

Castle Mane-ia, the Pony of Shadows.

Bats!, Flutterbat.

Three's a Crowd, the flower monster thing.

Somepony to Watch Over Me, the chimera.

Twilight's Kingdom, what I am talking about is pretty obvious.

Season 5:

The Cutie Map, a bizarre cult imprisoning and brainwashing the mane 6 (and many other things).

Bloom and Gloom, Applebloom's shadow was probably the freakiest thing in the show.

Tanks for the Memories, considering that episode was an analogy for having your pet die, I would say it was pretty dark.

Scare Master, the scene where Fluttershy is scaring the others is actually rather creepy.

Season 6:

No Second Prances, Trixie pretty much attempting suicide.

A Hearth's Warming Tail, Luna's song was slightly dark.

28 Pranks Later, zombies.

Where the Apple Lies, Granny tried to AMPUTATE Big Mac!!!!!!

To Where and Back Again, when Starlight finally gets to the thrown room.

I would gift her tribute and get her into a Broadway show so we can both profit. 

As I already said, alot of people, like myself, who realise that it is just a TV show like watching it BECAUSE its a kid show, which means it is cute, light hearted, cheery and no dark themes.

 

What you mean it would be tragic for edgelord bronies or bronies who make this show their life.

I take offense to that.

Also, have you even seen the show? There is tons of dark stuff... 

I voted for Yoshi89, for obvious reasons. 

Umm...

*goes to store*

Yes, I have merchandise... 

1) The ability to travel to any dimension or time at will.

2) To wish for the ability to wish for more wishes

3) To wish for more wishes.

#loopholes

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Why can't a dragon and a draftpony be as close as brothers?

Well that is not exactly what the title of this topic says is it?