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Dear sir, I would like to inform you that the object, action, or situation you have requested of me to bring into existence, also known as a "wish", has in fact been decided upon. The verdict of this decision is that I will, as you have requested me to do, bring your object, action, or situation into existence. I will create an environment for you, fellow man, that will be devoid of all vibrations in the air that are detectable by the human body, specifically the canal on the side of a human head, also known as the "ear". In this canal on the side of the human head, these vibrations are felt by small, long, strands created by the body, known as hairs, and are converted into sensations within the human body, known as "sound". This environment I will bring into existence, as you have requested me to, will also cause a euphoric response in the body, while one is within this environment doing nothing that stresses a human body or human mind's functions. This euphoric sensation is also known as "tranquility". I would also like to bring to your attention, fellow human, that while I can create this environment you have requested me to bring into existence, I will be required to also provide a detailed, advanced definition of my actions, that may be considered by some to not be required for the situation that is taking place at that moment in time. This detailed, advanced definition of my actions to make the environment you have wished for exist, is also known as "verbose". You, fellow man, will also be required to listen to this lecture in it's entirety, before I can create this environment that you have requested me to bring into existence. I wish I didn't have to think all that much to make the whole response verbose.
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Darnit...you beat me. That last one reminded me of Twi in an HEV suit, so I was gonna put this... But now you've made me put this...
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Funny, since I'm about to go play Half-Life.
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Granted, but now everything else, and I mean everything else is in the red spectrum. I wish that colors could be seen again, after the results of your last wish.
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Granted, but lice comes with it. I wish the useless, disgusting and/or annoying bugs didn't exist (i.e. roaches and mosquitoes).
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I see Twilight shares a love of... Steamed Hams!
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Granted, you are now fused with Bob Ross. I wish for lunch.
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Granted, it's 22 minutes of her....standing all alone. I wish for an uncorruptable wish!
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"Oh not in Utica no, it's an Albany expression." "I see." *sipping*
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As long as there's still a way for the wedding to be a Catholic wedding, and a way for me and the lucky mare to attend Mass on Sundays, then; heck yeah I'd become a pony and find somepony I'd truly be willing to spend my life with! (and vice-versa for them) Equestria would be a much better place to raise a family than this world. But then the question would be...who would be the mare I'd want to spend my life with? -
Granted, It's mayonnaise. I wish I wasn't waking up so late the past several days.
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(We have gone full circle)
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That isn't fire, it's Aurora Borealis!
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Skinner's House = This Thread Right Now
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Granted, but the owner decides to close it down for good the next day. I wish I knew I could control myself in certain situations so I could actually apply for staff in the first place.
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Granted, but they get merged into Twi, using her as a host body, and she becomes corrupted from their voices screaming in her head; the series ends in tears. I wish I wasn't so tired.
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(We needed a domestic example of "nope"; never understood import animation.)
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Granted, but it's Dashcon. I wish I wasn't so busy this week.
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How would your world be if MLP never existed?
TS Lightner replied to Dashy 4 Ever's topic in Sugarcube Corner
Oh gosh...FiM has basically taken over a half to two-thirds my life; I know for a fact so much would be different. I'm not sure where exactly I'd be without it, seeing as most of my IRL activities are not affected that much by it, but I would be a much different person online, I can tell you that. I'd probably still be stuck in the background on the internet, I probably would've kept interest in some things that would've led to some poor decisions with my YouTube channel (I would've likely never gotten over 50 subs, and I likely would've ended the channel by now). Heck, I might not even be active on computers much anymore. I think the most dramatic thing that would be different though, would be that without FiM, I would have never developed episode ideas that I was so passionate about, that I'm trying to turn them into a full-blown fan-animated series, which without that, would in turn never cause me to figure out that screenwriting has really been what I've been interested in all my life. And of course, I'd never notice how intricately similar I am to Twilight, because she wouldn't be around to compare myself to. So without FiM, I'd most likely be a very different person. -
Granted, but there is no such thing as a "perfect" body, so you can't exist now. I wish a site I need for something important was working properly.
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Granted, but it's this van And the "river" is the drainage stream. I wish your "new" van didn't scare foals and parents.
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Well , in my headcanon (despite not only know basic info about the EQG movies, having only watched the first) later on in college she does build a time-machine out of her used DeLorean... Doc = Twi Marty = Scootaloo Einstein = Spike (Dog version)
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Granted, it's better because everywhere you turn, there is nothing better anymore! I wish that 1080ti I had lying around was real instead of part of a dream.
