The Kaeya Simp

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

Aren't they the same thing?

Snuggling is hugging but settle or move into a warm, comfortable position.

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

A love overdose from you would be an interesting way to go. I'd probably get so fat and round and keep blowing up like an inflatable globe ready to be used in a parade, you would make my punishment more eternal humiliation than quick and one-time death.

**starts to snuggle Twilight and kissing her left front hoof twice**

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

 

*face melting intensifies*

"I want to be a king but I'll be excecuted by @King of Canterlot"

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

I'm still technically in "hungry caterpillar" stage of my species' life span. Luckily my Unicorn half provides most of the love.

Sure you can HUG and ONLY HUG, DON'T EVEN TRY SNUGGLING ME.

Just now, The_Gobo said:

Jailed for playing AC/DC songs without permission :3

 

EXCECUTED BY...

Just now, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

nice job using your head sherbet! now use you head to buck the door down!

I was thinking more of with my hind legs, because they're stronger, I am a pegasus, I do need to buck the clouds away.

Just now, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

Is it obvious? 

TPAM can speak gibberish 

aqwsdeftrgy6hujkiolp;lkjmhngfvdsxdfvgthnjkilokjmnhbcxzsaxscdfvgthyjukijuhgbvcdxszdefrgthujkim,n bvcdfrtgyhujhnbvfrgtyhjmn bv (It's related to autism)

TPAM knows what love is

4 minutes ago, Orenda said:

are you laughing at the fact that flash and twilight (not the human world versions) love each other?

Remember that the difference is that...

a. Flash has (reluctantly) gotten over Twi.

b. EQG isn't really cannon.

and are you joking because Dislestia or Lunestia are more real than you with Celestia?

Just now, Orenda said:

Easy. All I have to do is grab Flash Sentry, and Twi will just abandon you

You do that and I'll get Discord and Celestia will NEVER give you a chance

Just now, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

"nuzzle nuzzle nuzzling."

"ICH BIN DIE FURER"

Just now, Orenda said:

I have won boi

LOL NO 

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

I'm supposed to feed on love. But now it looks like Love is going to feed on me!

Well, It's the end of me not being forced into one of those changeling cuccones.

Twi: wait, lets just have too much love for him to handle

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

You're a cute couple. Wanna share the love? 

Don't you changlings not need to feed off of love anymore?

Just now, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

wait I thought we are suppose to kill people not ground them...ooohhhh you mean burying them gotcha

did you read the end of it?

and did ANYPONY get my reference?

and I'm going to need to hide or I'm dead

6 minutes ago, Fixedys said:

Woah, your terrifying...

...

Nice to meet you!

H-h-hi?

1 minute ago, Fixedys said:

Wha- How-

Y-You two need some breakfast or something before I kick you out?

Me: I don't, what about you Twi?

Twi: Nope, not really that hungry!

Me: Well we'd better go away from here!

Twi: Yep, we should.

**both me and Twi run out of your house**

7 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

"My face is huggable!!!"

 

LOL

1 minute ago, Flutterstep said:

No

Same?

Kind of, with my ex.

same

Just now, The_Gobo said:

I'll be fine, I just gotta stick a fork in 'em

:3

 

YOU'RE GROUNDED, WHICH MEANS THAT YOUR LAPTOP IS GROUNDED ALSO, NOW THAT WAS ONLY HALF OF YOUR PUNNISHMENT NOW, I COOK YOU!

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

He'll be slaughtered by the vast amounts of snipers just outside of the city 

A rightful punishment indeed 

I also made sure that there was a bomb in his jacket incase he tried to defect

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

I'll be much more than simply likely to win against him, I will win absolutely 100% of the vote 

There's nothing a little rigging to the election that hurt anybody (Well maybe my opponent, who I'll executed in secret anyways after the election) 

Just place him in Gulag 53 for 1000 years, you need to not look like a genocidal dictator.

Most likely to look like this...

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Good way to purge all the old monarch's power, though I would keep a close eye on him for signs of possible espionage 

I've sent him on a mission to Manehatten himself without any weapons,

THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR TRYING TO DESERT MY ARMY!

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

Most likely to hate Shortbread

most likely to not get the way I'm meaning "Scoff", 

I'm using the definition "to eat something greedily until there's none"

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Most likely to become a mind reader for knowing exactly what I was thinking 

A show election will be a grand idea, it'll make it look like I'm being democratically elected to the public 

Most likely to win against your opponent

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Very well, you have my permission to move your troops to wherever you feel is necessary to create the best outcome of the war in our favor  

Will do **sees Shining Armour trying to desert** AND WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO PVT. ARMOUR? (BTW I've demoted him already to a Private from the head of the royal guard)

Just now, King of Canterlot said:

Don't worry, I already know who will win (It's you)

Most likely to win the "election" 

The last Cadence vote is being threw out and yep, I won 99.9% of the population votes.

Most likely to have a show election in Equestria so that your power is better