Lights Action

MAYBE an air hug. I saw what happened the last time someone squeezed you tight. 

Granted, but you have to give up your pillows.

I wish to be able to different cartoon dimensions at will.

@Dirty Filthy Muggle-borns I said hey! What's going on?!

Helium. It has to be helium.

SEND IN THE ARCHAEOLOGISTS! AND ADD IN SOME FORENSIC SCIENTISTS!
  

Coca-Cola...Or Grape Fanta

Favorite meme

No, but I have stood up to someone. Slapped this bitch Brady in the face. And I've stood up for other people, like my sister and my friends.

What is the ultimate question; Clue, the answer is 42. 

" *Maniacal laugh...Maniacal laugh* "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MlHxAzLXA

Can't come; Watching the entire 'Simpsons' series due to a friends request.

Jailed for genocide. 

Granted. But you have to do all your studying, homework and classes on the tip of mount Everest.
I wish for Discord to become an official prince/king of Equestria.

@Sherbert Music-Guard, Scoffer of Shortbread
" Flash Sentry ain't got nothin on this flank! "

Eeehh.... About a 5/10. For pony slime.

I can't come; Looking for a needle I misplaced in a sewing shop.

Adelaide, Australia.

"Please, tell me all you know about Twilight Sparkle and her connection to the Alicorns.... What? Its to pass the time...However long that may be." *Looks around and brings out notepad*

Jailed for not giving me the satisfaction. 

Would you rather I call Celestia the bean, then? @The_Gobo

Jailed for recruiting an army of slimes without the queens permission!

Quarantined for being infectious and potentially dangerous to forum-kind.

No. Well...He must sing vaudeville style...And sell fake products...And live in Las Pegasus...And have an Identical twin with a moustache...

(Me IRL: I don't have too many expectations. They just need to be able to tolerate me...Physically, I'm kind of high-maintenance (epileptic) so yeah. But if they can love me for who I am and vice versa, it shouldn't be too hard)

Have you ever dealt with un-requited love?

I'm ded. I'll...Pay you to spare me! Yeah! How much?!

Jailed for using dark magic in a sacred temple. (And attempting to cause the apocalypse)

Be the leader of the alternate reality after Flim and Flam

(How did you know that?! @WhirlyPop But only at work. This is my work jumper.)

"HEIL!"

Um...OK...? Oh well. Must be a European thing. I Australian.