A French Derpy full of Salt

This spider fell from the ceiling on the inside of my glasses (between the glass and my eye). Surprisingly I didn't scream and was just surprised.

Nothing is illegal if 100 businessmen decide to do it.

Good night to the European ponies in there!

You know what's in my mind?

Doritos, extra spicy, with ham, to make a hamburger, with the dorito in the center and the ham at the ends.

Gosh, I'm hungry.

I can't have responsibilities! I'm barely a functioning adult!

can someone put pinkie pie serving cupcakes below this update note? I really want to see this happening...

I DID IT! 5 STARS FOR MY ISLAND IN ACNH!

I am so happy after 2 month stuck in 4 stars...

CARROTS ARE THE NERDS OF THE VEGETABLE KINGDOM.

CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES THAT ADD “THEY’RE*” TO A POST.

CARROTS ARE THE KINDS OF ASSH*LES WHO ASK YOU TO CITE SOURCES EVEN WHEN THEY DON’T HAVE SOURCES OF THEIR OWN.

CARROTS WORRY THAT MAYBE THE WORLD IS GETTING “TOO PC”

CARROTS LEAVE A FACEBOOK CONVERSATION WITHOUT COMMENTING WHEN IT ISN’T GOING THE WAY THEY WANT

CARROTS USE THE HANDICAPPED PARKING SPOT EVEN THOUGH THEY HAVE NO HANDICAPS OKAY NOW THAT I’M TYPING THIS ONE OUT I REALIZE THEY HAVE NO ARMS LEGS OR EYES SO THEY PROBABLY QUALIFY YEAH NEVERMIND ON THIS ONE

CARROTS THINK THAT ANYONE WHO GETS ANGRY DISCUSSING SOCIAL ISSUES IS TOO EMOTIONAL TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

CARROTS MAKE SUPER SPECIFIC ORDERS IN THE DRIVE-THRU AND THEN COMPLAIN WHEN A DETAIL’S WRONG

CARROTS TRY TO RETURN THINGS WITHOUT THE RECEIPT

CARROTS DON’T GIVE THEIR COWORKERS CREDIT WHEN A GROUP PROJECT IS TURNED IN

CARROTS USE THE GROUP TEXT FUNCTION FOR ONE ON ONE CONVERSATIONS

CARROTS LIKE TO REMIND YOU THAT WRESTLING ISN’T REAL

CARROTS DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN CASUAL GAMERS AND REAL GAMERS

CARROTS SEND ANON HATE

CARROTS

CAN

NOT

JUST

F*CKING

CHILL

F*CK CARROTS

I can't be the only one listening to music and imagening scene with my own created character.

Like taking a music from a battle scene in a video game and making bits of a bigger and incomplete story with OCs?

Nightcore is just edgy Alvin and the chipmunks singing amine.

I'm getting bored. Does someone have some spicy maymays?

Here's my 14 years old doggo on a trip to the north west of France, to the Bretagne region.

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It's difficult to soar with the eagles when you work with turkeys.

good night, European ponies! And good whatever-it-is, to Americans ponies!

What if, when we woke up from a dream, it's because our brain crashed on a texture or an entity, like:

Dream_Seq.exe has crashed: Logic++ exception
Could not load texture because IDream3D9::CreateTexture call failed.
Dream3D could not allocate sufficient memory to complete the call.

Anyone's playing Pokémon Café?

Here's my friend ID

2H2239GV3Y7D

It's awesome being yourself, it's what's around you that sucks.

"You are actually the 6,5th person to tell me MLP is for little girls."

-What happend to the 7th?

"I kinda had the high ground..."

Good night Europeans!

I like math. Math has zero bullshit tolerance.

I've finally made my banner in SFM! Took me around 1 hour...

Shotguns, games and heist gear! My favorites...

I'll use it on my messages, I like my profile banner more.

Why does sleep not work. Why... Has I ever?

You'll never believed what I saw in SteamVR, a MLP figurine of Twilly at the Valve place:

That was quite the surprise.

The virus is my fault, I wanted to play animal crossing, borderlands 3 and half life alyx without interruption and the virus was created.

Monkey's paw bullcrap.

I want a time line where Luna's last word before getting banned to the moon is:

F.cking fatass.