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  1. Count Paradox
    So, has anyone seen the new vinyl figurines that they've got at WeLoveFine yet?
     
    These things?


     
    I didn't know that they had these things until I stumbled upon a post about them on the My Little Brony Geekbase page. They look freaking epic.
     
    And they're both limited edition AND you have to do something on the website before you can even add them to your cart!!!
     
    First, you gotta add any one piece of pony merch into your cart on the site. That'll open up the "Scratch Vinyl" acheivment.
    Next, you gotta go to your cart and add one of them for $20.
    Third is optional. If you want the other one, you gotta add ANOTHER item of ponyness to your cart to unlock the "Muffins" acheivment so you can get the other one.
     
    I was lucky enough to be able to add Vinyl's vinyl to my order when my buddy ordered my Christmas gift for me.
     
    So, I was wondering, anyone else gonna try to get these? They keep going out of stock, so you might wanna hurry if you want em.
  2. Count Paradox

    UPDATE # 1!

    By Count Paradox,

    Finally, update time.
     
    Ok, so, as a few of you know, I have completed re-writing chapter 1 and am in the process of typing it up. I have also just completed re-writing the whole of chapter 2 of the story and have started chapter 3's re-writing.
     
    But now the complications will arise.
     
    See, when I first started writing this, I had only written 3 chapters, then I quit. Why? People on Fimfiction, that's why. They were the most callous, ungrateful bunch of people ever. They made me think my story was so bad that I should never finish it, so I gave up and quit for a while.
     
    But, as I have said before, I have come back to it, and I shall finish this time. I have gotten through some chapters, and all of them have been easy, but that's just because they were already written. The challenges will be the chapters to come, which I have little reference for. We shall see how those turn out.
     
    I will post the first chapter of the re-written work as I finish typing it, so be expecting it soon!
     
    Also, for those of you who want to see the original 3 chapters, here is a link:
     
    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56057/my-lil-vinyl
     
    AND: It seems my old Fimfiction account does not want me to access it, so I shall have to make a new one to go ahead and post the new version of the story. I shall post the new account on here, too.
  3. Count Paradox
    Ok, so, for those of you who know my original 'My Lil' Vinyl', I'm rewriting it.
     
    For those of you who don't know, lemme give a little background.
     
    I was originally working on it about 5-6 months ago, and had finished a few chapters. I posted it to FimFiction, and all hell broke loose. So many hate comments posted in that I couldn't cope. Some of them had a point, like holes in the plot of the story, but most of them were mean, rude, and hateful. I decided at that time to give up on finishing the story.
     
    However, a week ago, I, for some odd and unexplainable reason, had the urge to continue. No, not continue, rewrite and make the whole thing better. I plan on finishing it this time. And I plan on using this blog to tell everyone how things are going with the story and to post the chapters before they're added to FimFiction. So, stay tuned for some interesting stuff.
  4. Count Paradox

    Article 3

    By Count Paradox,

    Article 3
     
    If a Brony gets a dog, it must be as talented as Winona when full-grown.
     
    COROLLARY: Naming your dog after winona and having a dog such as a Basset Hound or a Chihuahua, in other words, dogs that just enjoy down time with you, does not absolve a Brony from the spirit of this article.
  6. Count Paradox

    Article 2

    By Count Paradox,

    Article 2
     
    A brony is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bronies are doing it.
     
    For example..... If Twilight had went to fight Nightmare Moon by herself, ponies would have been like, "Filly, come on." If Flim had come to town alone and tried to show off the FlimFlam Brothers Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, ponies would have beeen like, "Colt, come on." If I had gone down that hallway by myself singing "Smile Smile Smile" out loud, people would have been like, "Dude, come on!!" The liscense to be stupid is why we have bronies in the first place.
  7. Count Paradox

    Article 1

    By Count Paradox,

    Article 1:
     
    Bronies Before Honies.
     
    The bond between two bronies is stronger than the bond of a brony and a non-brony chick because, on average, bronies are 20% cooler than chicks. That's just Science.
     
    REAL-LIFE EXAMPLES:
    The other day, when I was going to go hang with this smokin' hot chick down at the sports arcade, I got a call from my brony friend about a meetup. To make a long story short, bye bye babe, hello ponies!
  8. Count Paradox

    Article 4

    By Count Paradox,

    Article 4
     
    A Brony never divulges the existence of the Brony Code to either a non-brony or a Pegasister. It is a sacred document not to be shared with them for any reason... No, not even that reason.
     
    NOTE: If you are a Pegasister or a non-brony reading this, first, let me apologize: it was never my intention for this blog to contain so much "yay!"
    Second, I urge you to look at this document for what it is - a piece of fiction meant to entertain all groups, be they Bronies, Pegasisters, or non-bronies, through the prism of stereotypical gender and fandom differences. I mean, sometimes it really is like we're all from completelt different planets! Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within.* That shirt is epic, b-t-dub.
     
    * Psst - hey, guys! I put this really small type at the bottom since we all know Bronies have better vision than all other groups, especially from our endeavors at finding Derpy. Ignore the above - the Brony Code is definitely NOT a piece of fiction. I was simply lying to uphold this very article.
  9. Count Paradox

    Introduction

    By Count Paradox,

    Hello all, Paradox here! I've recently come across a tome so vastly and immensly useful to all, I will have to tell you about it...
     
    THE BRO CODE.
     
    This code dictates what a man must do if he wishes to stay in the bro category with his other bros.
     
    Some of these articles in the Bro Code, though, contradict what we bronies do in everyday life.
     
    That is why I, the Great Paradox, shall be transforming the Bro Code into a thing able to be used by bronies the world over.
     
    It shall be called...
     
    THE BRONY CODE!!!!
  10. Count Paradox
    Ok, so, usually, I'm on in the mornings over here, on a computer in my statistics class, being a bawss. It was no different on Valentine's Day. But then, the unthinkable happenned. I was in class, when suddenly...
     

     
     
    ENTIRE LOCKDOWN OF THE BUILDING HAPPENNED!!!!!! I was stuck in a dark room, with 20 or so people I didn't know, not able to use the computer, and it was like that for FOUR HOURS!!! It sucked! It was both the worst and most interesting Valentines Day of my life ever.
     
    The reason we were in total lockdown was because some dumb idiot decided to rob a barn building place not to far away from my college and then hide in the woods RIGHT NEXT TO THE COLLEGE!!! I was so pissed that that was all it was, we students could have hurried out to our cars and driven home quickly, but NOOOOOOOOOO, we had to sit there forever! And the guy didn't even have a gun or anything!
  11. Count Paradox

    Gah, school...

    By Count Paradox,

    I am so bucking tired of having to drive almost an hour just to get to class! Why can't my college just do some telecasting or some stuff to make it easier on those of us who have to commute all the freaking way across town!? I just don't understand why the don't do this one simple thing, I know there are pleanty of other students who live nearby me who would agree.
  12. Count Paradox

    Just Startin' Out

    By Count Paradox,

    Ok, so I guess I'll begin... don't know where, but I will...
     
    Not that long ago, I found out what a Tulps was. I mean, way before that, I heard of the word, but had no idea what it meant. After I found out that there are, I guess, these... thought beings, if you will... that you could create within your mind so that you could have a companion and what not, and they would be sentient, I thought that it might be interesting to try and make one of my own. I know there are plenty of others who have done this and succeeded (@Chigens and Kay, I'm lookin at YOU), and a few others besides me that have gotten interested as of late, and I really have decided to try and put some effort into this so that I can have at least SOMEone to talk to when I'm alone at home (which is usually all the time, because I never spend time with my family because we have no similar interests, and I only have one friend who I really ever get to hang out with).
     
    So, I've been studying and reading up on Tulpa. Seems that, with some effort, I can create one, but it'll take some time. Also, I'm trying to print off all of the guides that I can find so that I can have all the information that I can get without having to go to a computer, so that will hinder my time a bit, too. That's why I've created this blog, to let everyone who is interested see my progress.
     
    And , I guess I might as well show you who I plan on trying to make, even though she may change drastically as I make her:
     

    Eeyup, I want to make Octavia to begin with. I also wanted to make Vinyl Scratch, but someone told me that two Tulpa at the same time was not good, so I'll just stick with Tavi for now.
     
    Well, hope you all stay tuned, I'll keep ya updated as often as possible.
  13. Count Paradox

    AFW 2015!

    By Count Paradox,

    Hey everyone, its Paradox here! Last weekend, I was lucky enough to attend yet another AFW Con! And I have some pics that I'd like to show off share with you all!
     
    Just a warning, yes, Paradox/Luigi is horrifying without his facial hair.
     
    Also, LAG WARNING. THERE ARE A LOT OF PHOTOS IN THIS POST, SO IT MAY TAKE A WHILE FOR THEM TO FULLY LOAD!!!
     
    But now, on with the show!
     

    This Splatoon Inkling was just awesome! You'll see why later!

    My buddy's friend dressed up as Ryu, and... Well, I have to say, he looks like a mix between Ryu and Reggie Fils-Amie. Look at his face!

    This Cloud was pretty nice, but he forgot his sword at home. XD

    Now if only I had found a Panty and Garterbelt set of cosplayers for a group photo...

    Awesome Dash is awesome.

    HOLD ALOFT THE MIGHTY PONE SWORD OF FRIENDSHIP!!!

    He was looking for his wookie. XD

    Adorable Kiki cosplay!

    Hey, its the mane six! And Big Mac! And... TRIXIE!?

    Hey, Quote, ready for some spelunking?

    HELLO? HE-HELLO?

    More Sploon girl!

    This was actually a pretty good cosplay. ... What? Were you expecting something else?

    And oddly enough, the only blurry photo I got...

    If you don't know this hero, you're too young to be here.

    Luigi's friend just had some dirt behind his ears.

    Awesome Sailor Moon cosplay!

    The ONLY way to deal with those ghastly ghosts!

    And there's shorty!

    I apologize, I don't know who this is, but THAT COSTUME THO!

    Dunno what he wanted to fix at the con, but, by golly, he'll fix something!
     
    The next one miiiiiiight be a bit... Bad... So I'm just gonna put it in a spoiler. Not that there's anything showing, it's just the stuff that's there... Well, if you open it, you'll see.

     
     

    DOG BOY!

    CRITIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!

    Again, another unknown cosplay, but pretty cool to me.

    And now your computer has crashed.

    Squid away, little Inkling!

    LUIGI WANTS THE MYSTICAL PONE SWORD!!!

    A Foxy Foxy.

    Who stole her leek?!

    A cutie Pinkie Pie!

    Welp, seems ya can't win 'em all...

    AH'M A GET DAT DERE KIRBY!

    Cause I'm CRAAAAAYZY!

    Do you have a spare ocarina?

    WARFSTACH SELFIE!!!!!!


    A couple pics of the rave before it started.

    Stick of Truth style Kyle and Stan!

    A decent Ness by a buddy of mine.

    Seems like a dynamic duo to me!

    I wonder if her hair is chewy...

    Haven't watched the show, but here's Dipper and Grunkle!

    Ok, you all know who THIS is.

    CURAGA!

    Naruko, anyone?

    Contract?

    DEM WINGS!

    My buddy with his hommade Foxy plushie. No, he isn't hiding, he wanted me to take a pic of the plushie.

    On that day, humanity recieved a grim reminder... To make capes that don't look like tents. XD
     

    And now, CON SWAG!!!
     


    Dunno who this is, do any of you? I got it in a grab bag!




    Random stuff friends got me!

    [iNSERT POKEBATTLE THEME HERE]

    WARFSTACHE!

    Got this in the grab bag as well! Pretty good read!


    Ehehe...Eheh...

    MY FRIEND MADE ME THIS AT THE CON!!! LOOK AT IT!!!!!!
     

    And so ends the stream of random con pic by Paradox. Hope you liked 'em!
  14. Count Paradox
    For the past weekend, I have been in a magical place, one where you can dress up and not get weird stares.
     
    It is called... the ANIME FESTIVAL OF WICHITA!!!! I even have pics from it! Enjoy! (MONSTER POST COMING IN! THOU HAST BEEN WARNED!)
     

    Pinkie and Flutters! My buddy personally knew the Pinkie, so that's cool.

    I found the TARDIS!

    Looks like Marceline and Finn are having fun shopping!

    Demyx was nearby, jamming out!

    Boffer fights are always fun!

    A lil Princess Bubblegum!

    Don't stare at me with that mask!

    Gru finally let his minions out for vacation!

    My pal doesn't look sure about some things in the con...

    But he did end up getting a picture with Luna!

    KYLE! That is all.

    Look, I found ANOTHER TARDIS!

    GO, Team Kakashi!

    Oh no! Its a pair-of-docs!

    I wonder if she has Starmie with her right now...

    GIVE HER ALL TEH MUFFINS!

    RUUUUUUUUN! ROY'S TALKING ABOUT HIS FAMILY, RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

    Huggle teh Moogle!

    Fun and drawing in the video game room.

    Protect your Audino, boy!

    Friends from high school! They dress up nicely! XD

    One of the best game series ever.

    My buddy just HAD to get a picture with them!

    FIND THE PAGES!!! QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!

    No more cotton candy, Eris!

    Pinkie was giving out balloons!

    Luffy musta just ate, cuz he looks happy!

    Wow, Lightning's actually smiling!

    A friend's lil bro as a Pikachu!

    At least he didn't yell at me to sit down and drink my goddamn tea! XD

    DOUBLE DOMO POWAH!

    That sword looks a lot smaller in person, Cloud. I am disappoint.

    Don't you DARE Bass Cannon my TARDIS, Vinyl!

    Although Xion may be a copy, that just means we can make more, see!?

    Ramona doesn't need your bullcrap.

    I thought you were deeeeeeeeeeeead!

    Poor guy's getting the beatdown!

    Even Rarity likes to attend these little cons!

    And Twilight sent her brother to protect her!

    DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!

    MOTHER OF GAIA...

    No, Death! Don't hug Pedobear!

    Hey! Ultemecia's down the hall, go get her!

    No, not the bat! Please, ANYTHING BUT THE BAT!!!

    Spike and Dashie were seeing who could strike the fastest pose.

    That guy in the chair must've really pissed Phoenix off!

    Um, I don't nead any bugs, thank you!

    Dashie, must you always strike a pose when there are cameras nearby?

    TROLL!

    Jane got paired with Vinyl in the Anime Dating Game, and...

    Black Dynamite got the guy in green! XD

    Death must really like music.

    Jack! Hurry! Oogie's down the hall, capturing Santa again!

    MOAR TROLLS!

    Found him!

    So, seen any Silence lately, Amy?

    DON'T BLINK!

    Even though she can't get the REAL Vincent, she can always huggle my plushie!

    This is one butler that you don't wanna cross!

    Shouldn't you be in Hyrule Castle!?

    OH NOES! SOMEONE SAVE SEBASTIAN FROM THE GRELLS!
     
    And now, for the merchandise!!!
     

    My car shall be the new TARDIS!

    I have been waiting over a YEAR to get these buttons!

    Mah new Vincent Valentine plushie I got from a friend!

    Uhm... Yeah... Just some blindbag things I got...

    Buttons of anime characters I don't know... Got them in a grab bag.

    AWESOME NEW BOOKMARKS HERE!!!

    Pokémon disc launcher, I CHOOSE YOU!

    Get a BROHOOF from the DOCTOR!



    An epic glass made by an epic friend!

    A Vinyl Scratch phone charm another friend bought me!

    BEST... ANIME... EVAR!

    TARDIS KEYCHAIN!

    I can play Zelda on guitar now! (Well, I could already, but...)

    Awesome Tifa print!

    Tails is best Sonis character!

    Dat Midna.

    My friend made me this.

    And this!

    But I paid someone to make this for me.

    And now, I'm enrolled at the prestigious Hyrule University!
  15. Count Paradox
    Ok, so, I've finished the second part of the first chapter by typing it up, and I'll post it right in here:
     
    http://mlpforums.com/topic/57726-the-re-writing-of-my-lil-vinyl/?p=1419764
     
     
    Also, for the update...
     
    As of now, chapter 4 has been written, and chapter 5 is going to be started soon. I should also have the third and final part of chapter 1 typed up soon, too. Be expecting it in the near future!
  16. Count Paradox
    I've just finished the first chapter segment!
     
    Also, I've put it, the fanfic, in it's own topic, so I shall give you the link to it now. Enjoy!
     
    http://mlpforums.com/topic/57726-the-re-writing-of-my-lil-vinyl/
  17. Count Paradox
    Ok, so, lately, I've been playing a LOT of FF music on the radio at work. Two of the most recent nights that I have worked, this one lady comes in and talks to me about it. The first time, she said a song from FFVII: AC sounded familiar, and we started talking FF. The second time, she comes in and says "Hey, it's the Final Fantasy guy!" She asks me about my music, and I tell her it's mostly FF and dubstep. She then asked, for some reason, if I was a Redditer, a 4chaner, or a Digger, and I just looked at her and said "None of the above, actually, I'm an MLPForumer." She just said "Huh." and went to pump her gas. T'was epic. To me, at least.
  18. Count Paradox
    Ok, I was kinda bored and looked up Vinyl and Tavi things on the tumblrverse.
    http://askvinylandoctavia.tumblr.com/
     
    this shist is adorable enough to make me fall out of my chair with laughter sometimes.
    look at it, you might enjoy it.
  19. Count Paradox
    Ok, so I work at this little, dinky fuel station, about the size of a small bedroom, if even that big. It gets boring as hell there, y'know? So guess what I do for fun! I PLUG IN MY IPOD TO THE RADIO AND PLAY BRONY MUSIC! Although it bugs my co-workers, I still play it, and most of the customers are interested in what's playing!
  20. Count Paradox

    Lottery Insanity!

    By Count Paradox,

    I really hope I never hear the word "POWERBALL TICKET" again... It was so totally insane at my job at the fuel station last night with all of those people coming in and buying all of those tickets, I never got a chance to clean or anything! I never thought it would END!!!! But, then again, I DID end up buying some tickets myself... Didn't win anything, ut bought some all the same...
  21. Count Paradox
    Finally, after weeks of prepertion and editing and shrinking down and blah, blah, blah...
     
    MY GUIDE HAS BEEN PRINTED OUT!!!
     
    Ok, so it's not MY guide, per se... I just got all of the information I could off of tulpa.info and edited it into a nice little document, put a cover page and a few pages of tables of contents, and printed it out. Took 54 pages... but hey, now I can start my tulpa! I just wanted to get all of the info on paper so I could read it without a computer in my face. I plan on starting my tulpa tonight, if I can find the time. Wish me luck! Also, for those of you who want to see pics of my guide that I printed out, I'll try and post pics.
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