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GIVE ME MY 27-the-long-lost-number McNAPKINS OR I WILL McCONSUME YOUR McCALCIUM
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I see
How you’re going crazy
Always thinkin’ ‘bout me
Baby, on the daily
Feed me
Your negativity
Talk some more about me
I know that you love me
Love me!
It’s funny how you think I’m bothered
Know I’m nothing like the others
You shouldn’t have messed with me
‘Cause I heard
You’re afraid of monsters
Monsters!
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>:33
Here’s Karkat Vantas
He’s an Alternian troll, which is kind of like a human but with bug features
Namely they start out as grubs and pupate
Plus they have horns and a bunch of other shenanigans
So do with that what you will
He’s about 13 years old.
He’s a good leader and has the ability to “swoosh pap” someone until they calm down.
Here’s a few pictures of him
SpoilerYou could also reference this if you feel like it
I wasn’t sure how to describe his personality, so I just went on the MSPA Wiki, copy-pasted a ton of text, and shortened it somewhat. Essentially, he’s ambitious (but not good at it), angry almost all of the time, a good leader, and someone who deeply cares about his friends and will do his best to help them with their problems.
SpoilerKarkat is very crabby. He constantly insults others in the style of a stereotypical internet troll, supporting his arguments with what seems to be empty logic. He rarely smiles. He is also often seen generally raging when talking to anyone. He is not particularly patient when explaining himself, making even his most sound advice appear to be random insults.
Karkat is ruthlessly ambitious and will grasp at any opportunity for power, but he just doesn't have the subtlety of his compatriots and ends with the short end of the stick more than once. His real strength is to shepherd his dysfunctional friends into following a plan, which just gives him another excuse to go off the handle when something does not go according to it. Despite his arrogant and volatile behavior he proves to be a somewhat effective leader of the twelve. Karkat "studies" relationships as an avid admirer of troll romance novels and rom-coms. He considers himself an expert in romance and takes it upon himself to educate the ignorant on the topic as well as dole out advice.
Despite his flippant demeanor, he also seems to care quite deeply for his friends' well being. Towards the end, Karkat seems to show a softer side that hasn't really been shown before; in his final memo, future Karkat leaves a rather emotional story shortly before Kanaya responds to it. At this point he treats her in a friendly and polite manner, something that he's done only with a select few before.
Karkat has trouble jumping to action. If things go off plan and he's not nearby, he gets angry and starts yelling at the related parties. If he is nearby he either tries to devise a working plan or stands there in shock.
He usually stops insulting and whining whenever the others mentions he or she has some kind of significant problem that isn't worth making fun of.
Uh yea I think that’s all I got
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WWE’RE OUT OF ERIDANS! SOMEONE RETRIEVVE MORE ERIDANS!
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Or not?
“It’s fine, it’s fine. I . . . don’t think I’m directly related to a yellow mare, though. My mom’s more of a light, bluish grey. And I don’t have any sisters. Maybe you’re referring to Fluttershy? She’s the only yellow mare I can think of. She’s pretty nice.
“But yeah. Ponyville has had it’s share of danger, especially from being fairly close to the Everfree Forest. Within it are chimeras, timberwolves, cockatrices . . . Somehow, I’ve been lucky enough not to have been badly harmed in any of those incidents...”
Eventide mentally facehoofed.
Poor Cover Up. He looks like he’s been through a lot. And here I am talking about how lucky I am. Bullshrimp.
She sighed, still maintaining an awkward smile.
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Sorry for replying so late. All the time. I’ve been procrastinating a lot lately
But yea just thought I’d briefly let you know I’m still alive, just
dead insidenot very good at managing my time -
Let me just give up
Let me just let go
If this isn’t good for me
Well I don’t want to know
Let me just stop trying
Let me just stop fighting
I don’t want your good advice or reasons why I’m alright
You don’t know what it’s like
You don’t know what it’s like
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Neep Nop Nerp Nip NOPE
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Eventide Melody blinked, a bit surprised by his sudden change in tone now that they were more or less alone, but at least she could see why.
“It’s fine. I mean, I have been raised to be probably the most cautious *cough* and paranoid *cough* pony in Ponyville, but I didn’t want to be rude. You’re nice. I mean, you seem like a nice pony. Yeah.”
Eventide tried to maintain eye contact in the least awkward way possible, but as she had recently discovered, it was kind of hard. For literally no reason whatsoever. What the hay. Why.
Great going, Eventide. You’re officially the most awkward pony in Ponyville, too. Cod, even Cover Up isn’t as nervous now. The tables have flipping turned.
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13 hours ago, Duality said:
Why no tsunami uprising
The space dragon one seems pretty anime, so in lieu of a water-based option I'll go with that.
Kewl
I’ll have Zianerth say hi later, then.
She a big snekky space draegon. I’m trying to make her more realistic, so maybe I’ll look for some input on her design later.
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1 hour ago, ShadOBabe said:
I wasn’t asking Duality, silly. I was asking puddle. But it appears that the puddle does take after Dual.
Nu nu
Puddle has duality maybe
Idk I’ll just be in a corner for a bit
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22 hours ago, ShadOBabe said:
(LOL!! Does puddle have multiple personalities? That was WAY different in tone. XD)
********Duality********
Idk that’s just me
Ok this is for ‘puddle’
Which of the following fates would you rather resign the Earth to?
- A rebellion of animals (and a few animal-loving people) against humankind
- Most of humankind to be slaughtered by dragons, which take their place
- The entire planet being devoured and then recreated by a giant space dragon
OR
- The entire planet being subject to a rain of meteors and meteorites, of which only four 13-year-old kids (and their legal guardian) will survive ((via teleporting their house to another region of space before it is destroyed))
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On 9/16/2019 at 7:07 AM, CypherHoof said:
Twi is ruling princess of the Forums, even before she takes over Equestria
Oh. Well in that case...
Twi stop trying to take over the Reactions
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6 hours ago, Tropical Melody said:
Yay!
Yaay
It was a wicked and a wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn’t believe what I’ve become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh who would ever want to be king?
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10 hours ago, CypherHoof said:
Banned because, while Swedekea do SELL giftwrap (GIVANDE) I don't think they have a service for that. possibly because you can't do it with an allen key
Banned for being the post I happen to be replying to upon coming to this thread for the first time
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Sure, I have some right over here.
*casually pulls out mint gum and throws it through screen*
Would you rather join a rebellion (hosted by the animals of our beloved Earth) against the rest of humankind, subject the entire Earth to be devoured (and then recreated) by a giant snek space dragon, OR subject the Earth to a rain of meteors and meteorites, that only four kids will survive by teleporting their houses to another dimension?
((Yeah I’m weird ))
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I pretty much don’t know 99% of the ponies here on the Forums but I’d try it OwO
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Granted, but your hands are now unreliable, rendering you almost unable to make jewelry.
I wish that Luna could access the dreams of humans.
((I’ll give you a digital cookie if you respond with something other than something about her being unable to access my dreams in particular ))
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((I needed this in my life so I can post whatever lyrics are stuck in my head))
Don’t cut me down,
Throw me out,
Leave me here to waste
I once was a
mareman with dignity and graceNow I’m slipping through the cracks in your cold embrace so please
Please
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1 minute ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:
I've commented about this a long time ago, too:
- School -> Scheel
- Hook -> Heek
- Look -> Leek
- Boop -> Beep
- Peel -> Pool
- Heel -> Hool
- Yeet -> Yoot
- Sleep -> Sloop
Similarly...
- Spouse -> Spice
- House -> Hice
- Rice -> Rouse
- Dice -> Douse
- Nice -> Do I wanna go there, too?
It is glorious
But yeah maybe it’s best we just . . . don’t go there
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“There’s a Snake in My OH SH[RIMP]”
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On 8/31/2019 at 9:11 PM, Ganaram Inukshuk said:
Why do we speak of the plural of moose not being meese but not the singular of sheep not being shoop?
Oh no
One of my
kind of concerningvery wise friends once said,“Multiple gooses is geese, therefore multiple mooses is meese, and multiple noo—”
Actually how about we don’t go there
Say something totally random!
in Forum Lounge
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169
^The amount of digits I know by memory
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