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Shiny Silvermoon

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  1. Congratulation, @Clawdeen! Misfortunately, it seems like we didn't have much the occasion to socialize together! Allow me to fix it by giving you your first task! Within one of the numerous bookshelves of the Golden Oak Library, rest a misplaced book by my care! My intentions weren't bad, I just couldn't find where I first found it! Quite the maze, this library, if you want my opinion! Nevertheless, Twilight Sparkle would lose her sanity, if she encountered a misplaced book! You have until the sunset to accomplish your mission, otherwise… Nothing particular will happen! May the script be with you!
  2. Howdy, dear students! In today's history lesson, we will be speaking of the Italian Empire! During the Antiquity, the Italian Empire was ruling over the entirety of Italy, from something like -353 to 121 of our era. Some history teachers will say that there has never been such thing as an Italian Empire. But those are the same haters who claim that Italy was ruled by the Roman Empire! If the Romans are in Italy then who is in Romania? Never thought of that one? Mmh? As you see, my claims are based on a solid proof so don't listen to 99% of the historian community! They have no idea what they are talking about! Anyway! At it's pinnacle, the Italian Empire was governed by the Emperor Macaronius Maximus the third! He was seen by his people as a good and fair leader who cared about the population's demands. We remember him notably for having a nervous tic. It was a gesture of the hand that the Emperor Macaronius was doing repeatedly. Below, you'll find a reconstitution of his famous gesture : The economy of the Italian Empire was mostly based on the exchange of goods with other civilizations. The goods were mostly food, such as tomato sauce, pizzas and pastas. Regarding their religious beliefs, the majority of the Italian people were following the dogma of the Pastafarianism. Don't laugh, this is an actual religion worshipping a giant flying spaghetti monster who is said to have created the world in five days. I'm really not kidding on this one, it's the absolute truth. It's a legitimate dogma, since those in charge of formalizing religions made a mistake and accidentally gave them the seal of approval. What started as a prank became a real thing. I might consider writing a post about the Pastafarianism eventually, since there is so much juice to squeeze out of it. Back to our history lesson! In the year 98 of our era, the Chinese Empire claimed that noodles were better than pastas, to which the Italians responded with a war declaration. The war lasted for decades and ravaged both empires. The final battle between the Chineses and the Italians took place in front of the Pisa Tower which was loaded with archers. Both the Chinese Emperor, Wong Tong, and Macaronius Maximus III were present on the battlefield to lead their armies. However, they weren't alone! The Chinese Emperor had requested the help of the Orks who arrived with numerous catapults! Fortunately, the Italian Emperor could count on his allies, the Elves! They were riding dinosaurs in armors! At some point, the Emperor Wong Tong was eaten by a Tyrannosaurus which caused panic in the Chinese troops! Taking advantage of it, the Emperor Macaronius fended them off with his remaining soldiers! Misfortunately, a boiling hot noodle soup thrown at him leaded to his death. Then, both empires eventually collapsed, since war never solves anything and only caused Italy and China to be devastated. However, to this day, the Italian people still mimic his hand gesture, in the honor of their beloved fallen emperor. This is all for today's history lesson! If you enjoyed it, please leave a reaction on this post! You can even post a comment to let me know about your opinion on this topic! Thanks for reading!
  3. Let me get the book! Oh wait! She ate that book too!
  4. @TheRockARooster, you're already at the head of a library?! Things went so fast! *sobs* I remember the first time you ate a book, as if it was yesterday! *Burst into tears.*
  5. I'll keep the warning at it is for now, since I didn't have any other complaints about it. I understand your opinion and I respect it but I prefer to avoid having young MLP Forums' member swearing because of me. I hope you understand.
  6. "Yes, I want to learn how to swing dance!" *Shiny Silvermoon answered to the fuchsia changeling's question with her confidence renewed, since Skylight and Twilight were also participating.* *The mare then proceeded to mimic the patterns of the two changelings, with her partner. There were many missteps and many times the unicorn found herself losing balance, only to be caught in time by her partner.* "So what's your name, again? Woah-" *Shiny asked to her changeling partner, before almost falling again.* "Mine is Shiny, Shiny Silvermoon." *She added, once she regained her stability.*
  7. As strange as it might sound, after making a whole blog about it, I genuinely don't know. You'll better understand my position, if you watch this : It surely is an experience that you can choose to watch or not watch.
  8. That's such an awesome idea! Misfortunately, I have no roleplay to present to you, since every single one I've done so far were either ruined or never reached end. The only roleplays I had that never failed me were those organized by the Event Coordinators! This is why I'm always eager to see roleplay-based events and never want to be absent for even a day, during those!
  9. I just realized that I might need to post an entry for anypony who reads this to be able to post a comment or even leave a reaction! I'm not used to make blogs so forgive my lack of understanding! I'd love to hear everypony's point of view on the topic so don't be shy!
  10. How dare you doubt my genius?! My genius knows no bounds! The whole building shall be soundproof, as I care little about the price! Flim and Flam assured me that they can find the budget! My genius tells me that they are worthy of trust!
  11. "You… You want to be my partner for swing dancing?" *Shiny incredulously asked to the changeling, unaware of his flirting. When a butterfly came across her sight, she tried really hard to remain focused but the butterfly was so colorful.*
  12. I've posted a blog about my opinion on Kid Nation, on my profile! You can go check it, if you're interested! Here's the link :
  13. So it's a club for a rugby team but also a mall fused with restaurants and a casino? That just it? I think we can do way better than this! We just need to build an inside pool, three theaters and… ummm… an airport! No wait! TWO AIRPORTS!!! One for the left and one for the right of the club!
  14. Hello, every totally willing participants! I hope you're all doing well! Today is a bit special because my initial plan for this rabbithole was related to a completely different topic. However, life being so unpredictable, I've fell into a rabbithole myself recently, and it was absolutely impossible for me to not share this with you. So we'll be exploring together the absolute madness of a reality TV show by the name of Kid Nation. To be clear, if you'd make a tier list of the most dangerous and unreasonable reality show ever aired on TV, it would be a must to include Kid Nation. For you all, I will formulate a simple resume of what it's all about. So Kid Nation is a reality TV show in which 40 random children are sent in the desert of New Mexico for 40 days and they must survive without any help from the producers or any other adult. Well, it's not exact, the presenter of the show do intervene but you'll see that it's only to make things even harder for them. I'm not joking, this is really as bad as it sounds. You have to see it with your very own eyes. So without further ado, let me present to you 2 videos made by the Youtuber JonTron breaking to you more concretely the whole gimmick. Now, for those of you who fell into the rabbithole of this series, just like me, and are now thirsty for answers, you'll find bellow another video that delves deeper into the when, the where, the who and the why of it. After giving more context, the woman who made this video will then proceed to explain each one of the 13 episodes of Kid Nation. The video last for 2 hours but when you're hungry for more, you're hungry for more. As usually, you can always leave a post in this topic, related to Kid Nation, and I'll enjoy reading it. In fact, I'll be shocked if there's not a mega thread happening here because Kid Nation is really insane. In fact, I might even post a blog because there's so much I want to say about this topic. So don't hesitate to show this rabbithole to anyone you know. Thanks for your time!
  15. "What about you, Thorax? Do you know how to dance with a partner?" *Shiny Silvermoon timidly asked the Changeling Kind, while slowly pressing her hooves together, as if she wanted to clap. Asking the new leader of the Changelings to teach her how to dance wasn't in her plans and forced her to get out from her comfort zone. However, she wanted to do so, since it was important for her to try new things, while being in this new place.*
  16. Even less related to the topic, he's a Swedish English speaker?! My funny sounding French Canadian brain doesn't understand english accents… Except UK accents but misspelling doesn't count as an accent!
  17. Hello, unexpecting ponies! Look at you all! So oblivious of what you're about to witness! The innocence in your eyes! You have no idea… So you're here for the rabbithole, I presume? The first part of the serie might have been a little too strong for you all. I mean, we don't all have two hours of our lives to give to a video! However, this time will be different, since I've found a 20 minutes video just for you! And just like the previous one, expect to earn a knowledge that will never be useful to you, aside from being your conversation starter! And for those who loved to waste their time watching a video that is way too long, don't you worry we will be back to it eventually! Yep! On this planet, there is a town that has been burning for decades and is still burning to this date! There are even some crazy people still living in it! You're not prepared for this rabbithole but here it is! Don't hesitate to post your opinion on the topic, after watching the video!
  18. Then, why does he have a top hat, if he's not a magician? Mmh?
  19. Yes, we are, dear student! Otherwise, I'll throw this table over there! Sorry, I just really wanted to use this emoji.
  20. Hello, dear test subjects! Welcome to all of you in something similar to an history lesson! I don't really know how to describe the experience that you're about to live but we'll call it a course, for the time being. Anyway! Today, we will talk about the death of Abraham Lincoln aka the first magician to become president of Mexico! It was in 1865, I think. I have to admit that I'm not sure about the date but the rest of the informations are pretty rock solid to me. Let's begin! By a dark night, Mr Lincoln was cozily sat on a chair, at a theater, to watch the premier of the famous movie "The Super Duper Patrol". He was wearing his top hat proudly, a sign that he went to the school of magicians. He was completely oblivious that a malicious silhouette was lurking behind him. Suddenly, the mysterious man spoke to Mr Lincoln with a sinister tone of voice : "My name is John Wilkes Booth and I don't appreciate the new rights given to the clowns by you, Magician President of Mexico! So I'm here to end your circus!" Mr Lincoln turned around to stare at the man, before responding to him with a shocked expression on his face : "Wait! Who are you and why are you here?" Swiftly, John Wilkes Booth bent his bow, the sharp head of the arrow pointing toward the president. At this moment, the man with the top hat had a flashback about what his teacher at the school of magicians once told him : Then, Johny Wilkes Booth shot his arrow at him but in an unexpected turn of event the bunny hidden within the top hat came out to throw a card at the arrow! But not any card, the 3 of hearts! The card that Dave, the guy working at the theater's counter, drew on a piece of paper, without showing Mr Lincoln, before the movie started! The thin cardboard card easily deflected the steel-made arrow, before it could reach the president. John Wilkes Booth was then arrested and Abraham Lincoln died, a few hours later, from a popcorn intoxication. That's all for today's history course! Don't hesitate to post about what you've learned!
  21. "Mmmh…" *Escaped from the closed lips of the mare, while she rubbed her chin thoughtfully.* "Swing dancing?" *Shiny eventually said to Thorax with a lilt closer from a question than an answer. She seemed hesitant for some reason.* "That's the kind of dance requiring two individuals? I don't think I've ever danced with a partner before." *There was a sudden change in the unicorn's demeanor, at the thought of dancing with someling. She went from gleeful to shy and her cheeks flushed which was very visible due to her white face.*
  22. Wait! Am I currently not supposed to see this? Am I in the Matrix now? Also, while I can see this through a hole in the fabric of reality, I want to say that I really like the concept for this event!
  23. Is he talking about Grandpa? He's currently asleep, silly! However Auntie Goat is fully awake! I don't think I have anything like that! Well, maybe when I touch poison jokes but I've been clean since the Big Goof Off!
  24. There's McDonald all around the world so of course there would be commercials specifically made for each country. We had the luck to get Bob Dubois. I hope he will be a more recurring character in the futur.
  25. DAMN YOU, FLIM AND FLAM!!! DAMN YOU!!! *Yells while shaking her hoof toward the sky.*
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