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I just put my phone at the microwave, dont ask me how, i put it for 4 seconds so it didnt explode (thanks god), dont be me and be aware, anyway...i put my phone under my plate while i was making a toast on the microwave, but when i put the toast on the microwave i didnt notice the phone was under the plate and...phone toasted, it survived for 5 minutes until it totally died after the microwave incident, anyway im safe, the microwave is safe, everything is safe, AGAIN, dont be me PLEASE