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  1. 4 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

    To be fair though, don't cars run on liquid dinosaur?

    Turns out, no. Coal comes from swamps and oil from dead sea creatures. And diamonds come from plate tectonics.

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  2. 7 hours ago, CypherHoof 🐎 said:

    Lets hope it isn't a WC. After all, its dark in there and you might step in something....

    I think I've seen this film before, and I didn't like the ending: not knowing whether it's pee or water on the ground.

  3. Since I uploaded the picture offsite (https://derpibooru.org/images/2480224), I opted to add a description.


    Ocellus: Smolder, where were you?

    Gallus: Yeah, you always get to the Keurin (parody name for "Keurig") in the student lounge before I do, so I just assumed you got stuck in the toilet again.

    Smolder: *extremely angry* …

    Sandbar: Guys, I think something bad happened to Smolder. She's usually quiet about these things.

    Yona: Should Yona get professor Maud's lava suits for friends?

    Sandbar: Smolder? Do you want to talk about it?

    Smolder: *holds up broken phone* This fell on my horns when I woke up this morning.

    Sandbar: Youch. That looks expensive.

    Smolder: It is.

    Ocellus: You wanna hug it out?

    Smolder: *nods yes*

    Silverstream: Sorry I'm late, guys! I got stuck in the toilet again— what happened to your phone, Smolder?

    Smolder: *prepares to breathe fire onto Silverstream*

    Sandbar: Smolder, stop!! *tackles Smolder*

    Smolder: GET OFF OF ME!!!

    Sandbar: I don't want you to roast Silverstream the same you roasted Gallus!!

    Smolder: You know what?! *tosses Sandbar aside* I'm going back to bed. This is the worst day ever. *walks off*

    Sandbar/Ocellus/Gallus/Yona/Silverstream: …

    Ocellus: Should I check on her?

    Gallus: You probably should, but you might want professor Maud's lava outfit.

    Ocellus: I'm good.

    Gallus: It's your funeral.

    Sandbar: *hits Gallus*

    Gallus: What?


    How mad does Smolder have to be to almost cook Silverstream? (Then again, if cartoon physics applies here, then all she'll get is only small charring around her feathers and mane.)

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  4. 1 minute ago, Sparklefan1234 said:


    Aren't hooves hooves or is there a difference? :ooh:

    Biologists generally divide hooved animals into two categories based on the number of hooves per appendage being an even or odd number.

    Then there's this creature:


    Imagine a hoofed Smolder-- wait...


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  5. Gally-birb's family tree would be pitifully small. Smoldy-woldy's would fare better..Sandy's would be mostly standard fare, as would Silvy-birb's. Methinks changeling culture would be the closest to upending the concept of a nuclear family but at the same time not, but what if Yona's really mixed things up?

  6. 5 minutes ago, Cwanky said:

    I noticed that among the horned creatures, bovines seem to lack the ability to cast and channel any magic, as do most 2 horned creatures save Tirek. I wonder what yaks would be like if they could actually channel magic through their horns? Would they look like or become mini Tireks?

    Maybe they'd just get too dizzy trying to do all that focusing. I'd get a headache too if I had all that arcane energy focused in, around or near my head all the time. This is why I probably wouldn't want to cast magic in Equestria.


    Reminds me of this:


    Then suddenly Smolder with magic.

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  7. So if I had to choose between 12, 17, and 19 tone equal tempered tuning, 17 has really strong leading tones, more so than 12TET, but at the cost of sounding like an old and out of tune piano.

    1 hour ago, Samurai Equine said:

    As all the stardust comes together, it has been summoned from 100 years of slumbering...

    somehow I thought you were talking about Sandy, Silvy-birb, Gally-birb, Baroo-baroo (Yona), Smoldy-woldy, and Celly-bug.

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