Ganaram Inukshuk

Banned because you need more fibre.

Banned because vsauce.

So a Proton and a Neutron walk into a bar...

Banned.

Banned because I saw a disturbing image involving balloons...

Anypony watch Numberphile? If not, banned. If so, still banned.

Banned because I win.

Banned for numbers.

Banned because you should watch Numberphile. It's awesome.

I just had a massive mindblow moment: Carrot Cake of MLPFiM, Matau and Onewa of Bionicle, Vegeta of the Dragonball Series, and Garu of Pucca have one thing in common...

Banned because only a Firebender would ignite their cereal, and only Etho would be able to drown in the Nether.

Banned because Strawberry Fart.

I think I see another problem with trying to communicate telepathically right away: The times between each half is now offset; It's afternoon in the Manehattan half and evening in the Appaloosa half. Maybe we'd be better off if the Manehattan half tried to communicate the following day.

And would any of the unicorns have a telecommunication spell? Gem "could", but she doesn't have the "phone numbers" of anyone on the other train.

I found a picture of Spike in a diaper, and the key phrase was "I don't need these".

Seems legit.

Oh, and I'm looking for somepony to review something that's not a story I'm writing...

On second thought, scratch my previous remark on phone booths; Would make things a little easier...

Banned cuz I keep reading ur name as Gangnam instead of Ganaram.

Banned because somepony said "Ganaram Style".

Also, just a quick question... Do the cities in Equestria have phone booths in the street?

 

I was thinking of one group trying to contact the other by using public telephones so they can talk about their lost luggage. That way we can "re-interact" sooner, because I personally don't like this constant distance. :c

 

The ponies could also have cellphones, but I doubt they know each other's numbers... Unless Gem calls Ganaram.

Ganaram never brought a cell phone, and even if he did, he probably wouldn't know Gem's number. Gem doesn't even have a phone; She has something else. Phone booths, I wouldn't imagine there would be many, especially in the low-population areas. If any, there'd probably just one booth in Appaloosa, but more commonplace in Manehattan.

What about on the train? That becomes an issue... Unless the unicorns can somehow talk to one another telepathically.

Banned for Spitfire.

Use sparingly when necessitated. Banned.

Banned because I think I just heard what sounded like a piano throwing up...

Banned because I should've been asleep 6ix hours ago.

... I have to go to the bathroom...?

Banned because you banned me.

I'll feel like either breaking the law or breaking your eyes; What if I had you guys proofread something for me and it wasn't a story that I was writing?

Tuppy

FAIL!!!

Try this one: Aoeui.

Banned because I'm in a conundrum.