Ganaram Inukshuk

... Hello?

 

You rang?

Wut?

http://derpibooru.org/158873

*slowly raises hand*

I...I would....

 

Several issues:

- Barrels are round. It's not easy to pack those things and have the least amount of unused space. A crate is more efficient, and it doesn't roll.

- Some ponies use barrels as makeshift toilets because they couldn't make to the bathroom in time.

It's more a reference to the societal phrase "going postal" It was named after several people; You guessed it, went on suicidal rampages at post offices.

 

0_x

That's what "Going postal" means?!!

screencapping the hell out of this episode.

Babs expressions are very screenshot worthy.

 

inb4 wacky captions.

The bad seed one.

 

They have a saying about bad apples: Just one will spoil an entire barrel full of apples.

Now ask yourself this: Who the hell stores apples in a barrel?

Why are you sad, that song is catchy. Or maybe you realize that you'll have dreams about it not being in your head.

 

I'm guessing it's not the Touhou Bad Apple song, but the song from the show that I skipped right on through.

This Babs filly needs a good flank whooping.

And a different accent.

 

I only watched 30% of it; I skipped through 70% of it.

It's Manehattan; What do you expect, rainbows?

What song?

I do what I want

 

Use it just once and it's more than just once.

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Now imagine Ganaram driving up to Ponyville in an orange dump truck.

I didn't thought about it, but if you guys want I can picture out a way to get her to follow Beat to get revenge.

 

If you're one to find loopholes in my rules, then...

- I never explicitly said that the RP was limited to actual participants, in other words, NPCs are permissible.

- I also stated that the passengers (and once again, it's not limited to RP participants) don't have to be in the train.

- I never said it had to be the same train.

And I woke up at noon. I beat all of you.

 

Join the club.

inb4 NAM merges with MLPFiM.

(i just made this, btw)

 

Burn it with fire!!!

Have you all ever heard of MastaRoshi7?

 

... No...?

What be happening now?

What do I keep missing?!!

Well, Ganaram, Electro, and Amber have already boarded the Manehatten train, so... To be honest, not really that many left, save for Sand, and... Um... Is there anypony else?

 

yes, Draco, which is looking for Beat...

 

so the ponies who are taking the right train are Beat, Jade, Draco and Sandweaver. Am I correct?

 

Sand, Draco, Leaf, and Rook, and then when we're finished here, Jade and Beat Spark. But we'll handle those two, I guess.

 

Draco is with Beat going on the right train so yeah he's with Beat. Heh iut's kinda funny if you ask me I wasn't going for a grenade more like a pellet but grenade works.

 

Sandweaver is now on passive mode once again, I guess I'll take the normal route.

 

So, in an effort to set things straight once and for all, this is the current lineup:

Wrong train:

- Ganaram; The first to arrive, and is worried

- Electrobolt; Is in the sleeping car

- Amber; Boarded after Ganaram; Can't find either Electrobolt or Ganaram

- Rook (May be the right train from his perspective); Was already on the train to begin with

Right train:

- Sandweaver; Lost his knives, waiting for the others

- Beat; ???

- Draco;

- Jade; Still running?

Undetermined:

- Leaf

NPCs:

- Salesmare

- At least two not-dead Royal Guards

Say, will the Royal Guard who got his helmet stolen by Ganaram will try to look for his helmet?

 

I'd say probably not, this is getting complicated enough as it is.

 

He'll probably be like "...bitch stole mah helmet. >:C, before deciding he needs to help quell the riot.

 

I would like to use that guard later, I think he is a pegasus guard. one guard is KO, and the other one...I don't have any idea what is he doing XD.

 

Authorisation granted. Plus, free stuff for Ganaram.

I ate ice cream. Again. And did you brohoof me, then unbrohoof me, just to get my attention?

 

Uhh, no; I mis-clicked something else.

You know that post number on the corner of the post? I was trying to click that.

Guys, what did I miss?

Should I be terrified right now?

Hey, anyone ever watch Hamtaro?

 

I prefer pistachios.

Hamtaro... OMIGOSH THE MEMORIES!!!!! I LOVED that series when I was younger!!!!!!

 

My sister loved that thing, but I never really paid any attention to it. What was it all about?

 

It's a show about hamsters. I was 11 at the time...?

You can eat it on the way

 

It's a big container.

Would it make any difference whatsoever if I just copied the image straight from the page compared to downloading the full sized image and using that?

Like would there be any difference once I resized them both down to the same size?

Since you're scaling things down, especially if it's an absurd-res image, I doubt it would matter.

However, transparencies could potentially get botched up if you copied directly off of the page and not use the download link.

You're in a freezer.

 

Ganaram is frozen in a block of ice. Great joj, you broke somepony.

Corn flavored Ice Cream? What are you, insane?

No, I'm Filipino-American. It really ain't the bad. The problem is transporting it back to my house; We don't have a cooler...

I get to eat ice cream all the time...

 

There are two ice cream flavours that come to mind:

- Purple yam

- Cheese and corn

Would you try those?

if everything is up to me, I would lock you three in a room, and not opening it until you finished eating three gallons of tiramisu Ice Cream

 

I'd probably die of brain freeze after falling into a food coma. Can't it be cheese and corn flavoured?

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http://derpibooru.org/95476 --> Three years after the fart bomb that went off at JayBee's place...

The Chinese is scrambling so much with reconnecting their seaports to the receded ocean, that it's becoming too much of a hassle for them. The Chinese economy begins to nosedive.

The Japanese are fairing somewhat better, as they have now expanded into the new coastline. They share a similar issue with their own shipyards. However, they have to travel farther to fish, which puts a strain on their food supply.

The same is true with the shipyards of San Francisco, however, they have been long abandoned.

Economic downfall ensues on a global scale. Emperor Penguins are now extinct. The phrase "I can see Russia from my house" has been deemed an overused meme ever since it became possible to do so. The fart cloud has long since dissipated, but the skies still have a brownish tinge. Despite the increase of greenhouse gas, so much of the crust had been depressed, global warming has had no effect on refilling the oceans. Hurricanes, hypercanes, and durricanes now run rampant.

JayBee has been located. He stinks of fart and is unrecognisable.

I can't even remember the last time I had any ice cream...

 

Join the club.

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One more...

http://derpibooru.org/95431 --> Trixie, Snips, and Snails are developing an electric car that runs on magic, heat transfer, and bacteria.

Ganaram... If you find more... Please... POST THEM ASAP XD XD XD

 

It's all over Derpibooru, but if you're more for what I can connect together, then,...

http://derpibooru.org/74936 --> Obese commuters create fart-powered car, but backfires in the faces of everyone from behind?

http://derpibooru.org/93821 --> Twilight gets her books off of murder victims...?

http://derpibooru.org/93819 --> If it's a contest for who can remain the quiet the longest, everypony lost.