Right now inside a microwave.
Okay i was making a TV dinner. And i put it in there. I put the time in, and right after i press start. It magically grew arms and an evil face and it just gulped me in one bite! Its very strange, plasticy, and hot in here. But this is the start of my microwave journey. And i figure if i can get help from ponies, i can get outta here, becuz you can always count on another pony. Through the power of brohoof!