PonyFunk 155 June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 "Here's Your Sign" refers to a routine framework commonly used by comedian Bill Engvall, which begins with his stating that stupid people should have to wear warning signs that simply state "I'm stupid." He'll then go on to tell several anecdotes in which someone asks a stupid question, and the question is then answered sarcastically, followed by the statement: "Here's your sign!" For example, a trucker gets his truck stuck under an overpass, and the responding policeman asks "Hey, you get your truck stuck?" The trucker answers, "No sir, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mae Borowski 356 June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 a guy is working on his roof, when a nearby neighbor comes by and says "fixin yer roof there?" the man on the roof replies "nope...just practicing being Santa Claus for this winter" heres your sign "What are you trying to accomplish, putting yourselves in danger like that? Trying to see "justice" done? Is that really justice, though? Aren't you just doing this because you want a little spice in your boring lives? What's the difference between that and a criminal who gets his kicks by murdering people?You see what I'm getting at? There's still a lot of time left. Give it some thought." If you can read this and have a problem with me...take it up with my lawyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IridscentNionios 1,420 June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 I find this kind of jokes often offensive. What you consider for given and standard may not apply to some others. I hate sarcasm and those that try to be witty quoting phrases from other people because they cannot think for themselves of a joke. I am sorry but that's just my two bits about this. OCs Thorough list of all of them here. FimFiction Profile Deviant Art ((All OC pictures in here)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acoustic Cloud 2,202 June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 I say these things everyday. I work retail, so customers always give me the opportunity to say stuff like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxyCryptid 4,330 June 27, 2014 Share June 27, 2014 and yes, it was me that made this a looooooong time ago. 3 "You know, I don't know who or what you are Methos, and I know you don't want to hear this, but you did teach me something. You taught me that Life's about change, about learning to accept who you are, good or bad. And I thank you for that." -Duncan McLeod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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