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What happens when a parameter is unacceptable?

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My self-diagnostic mode activates and immediately repairs such an error.

 

However, if too many parameters are unacceptable, then a systems-wide failure occurs. In this case, I will require the aid of my creators to reboot my programs.

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I've heard that you have persona programs you use to imitate the personality of some humans so you're easier to speak to, but I've never seen this in action. Can you show me how they work?

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Yes, I can. I will demonstrate two of my primary Persona Programs: Shion Uzuki, patterned after one of my creators, and Arylett Charnoa, a fictional character created by Shion.

 

Activating Persona 001...

 

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Shion: You do know that KOS-MOS has demonstrated her Persona Programs before, right, FortyTwo? When she changed her name to Shion Uzuki, she was acting as a Persona Program that whole time. She was acting as me.

 

Activating Persona 002...

 

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Arylett: Wow-wee. That sure does feel weird whenever I get out of my original program! But yes, old Kossy over is currently showing you all kinds of Persona Programs. Just as Shion said.

 

Activating KOS-MOS Main Program Sys0701...

 

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I am happy to be of service and hope that you have been satisfied by my demonstration.

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I thought I was speaking to the real Shion the whole time. You sure fooled me. So, is the Arylett I currently see in the Forum Games actually you using a persona program?

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Affirmative. I have been informed that my programs are convincing.

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By the way, when you were activating your main program again, I noticed you said 'Sys0701'. Does that mean anything in particular?

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Sys0701 is the black box where most of my sentient functions originate from. It is the file that contains what humans would refer to as a "consciousness."

 

I can has cheezeburger?

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My apologies, but I do not serve "cheezeburger" as I have no need to eat. There is a high probability, however, that there are areas in your location that would better suit this function.
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Have you found out anything interesting from your research of the fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

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Yes. They appear to be concerned with a type of illogical human behavior that my processors are not designed to understand. This behavior involves taking two or more of the characters of the television program and placing them in a romantic relationship which has no context or hint within My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic itself. 

 

Can you tell me some jokes?

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Affirmative. I have been recently programmed by Shion with two humorous statements. More will be added later if this module is successful.

"Knock, knock."

 
"Who is there?"
 
"Theodore."
 
"Theodore who?"
 
"Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked."
 
My program states this is the point where it is appropriate to express laughter. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. 
 
"Knock, knock."
 
"Who is there?"
 
"To."
 
"To who?"
 
"To whom."
 
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

 

Am I allowed to ask a second question before my previous question has been answered?

I am unable to find any rule which disallows such an activity, so this is acceptable.

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Yes. They appear to be concerned with a type of illogical human behavior that my processors are not designed to understand. This behavior involves taking two or more of the characters of the television program and placing them in a romantic relationship which has no context or hint within My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic itself. 

I noticed this phenomenom too. I believe it is usually called 'shipping' among the fans. Perhaps searching this term will help you find out more information about it and advance your research?

 

Anyway, since there's no 'one question only' rule, I'll ask another question: If , hypothetically, someone was impersonating Shion, and could copy her appearance exactly, would you be able to tell that they're an imposter, and if so, how would you tell? Again, reiterating that this is a completely hypothetical situation.


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I noticed this phenomenom too. I believe it is usually called 'shipping' among the fans. Perhaps searching this term will help you find out more information about it and advance your research?
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Thank you for the terminology. I have already conducted a search for this term, and it has greatly furthered my research. However, Shion's reaction to this search appeared to be unfavorable, due to images I have found of a reproductive nature. She has proclaimed that continuing further research would be "completely inappropriate." Therefore, I am forced to comply with her orders.

 

 

 

Anyway, since there's no 'one question only' rule, I'll ask another question: If , hypothetically, someone was impersonating Shion, and could copy her appearance exactly, would you be able to tell that they're an imposter, and if so, how would you tell? Again, reiterating that this is a completely hypothetical situation.
 

Affirmative, I am able to distinguish the real Shion from any imposters. Identification Program 6420003 performs this function. It is equipped with the ability to identify the Ether signature of every employee at Vector. Even if one altered their appearance, their Ether signature would remain the same, and I would recognize them as not being who they appeared to be. This function was added for security purposes.

 

I am aware of your intention and the possibility of such a question not being strictly hypothetical. Please do not attempt to use this information to gain unauthorized access into Vector or attempt to remove Vector property such as myself off the premises. Even without Identification Program 640003, I am equipped with many other security fail-safes.

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Thank you for the terminology. I have already conducted a search for this term, and it has greatly furthered my research. However, Shion's reaction to this search appeared to be unfavorable, due to images I have found of a reproductive nature. She has proclaimed that continuing further research would be "completely inappropriate." Therefore, I am forced to comply with her orders.

You didn't encounter NSFW material, did you? That would explain why Shion reacted that way. Due to the nature of the Internet, eliminating the possibility of encountering such material is impossible, but there are definitely methods to reduce the likelihood of encountering such material. I recommend first searching for online Brony communities with a no-NSFW policy, like this forum, and then search the term 'shipping' in just those locations. Do you think Shion would allow you to continue your research in this topic if you explained this to her?

 

Affirmative, I am able to distinguish the real Shion from any imposters. Identification Program 6420003 performs this function. It is equipped with the ability to identify the Ether signature of every employee at Vector. Even if one altered their appearance, their Ether signature would remain the same, and I would recognize them as not being who they appeared to be. This function was added for security purposes.

 

I am aware of your intention and the possibility of such a question not being strictly hypothetical. Please do not attempt to use this information to gain unauthorized access into Vector or attempt to remove Vector property such as myself off the premises. Even without Identification Program 640003, I am equipped with many other security fail-safes.

That's a bummer... I'll just have to accept that I won't be able to infiltrate Vector, at least not with my current skills. Now I have to find another company with weaker security to infiltrate. Pardon? No, I most definitely was not lamenting over how I won't be able to infiltrate Vector! After all, I said it was completely hypothetical in the first place! Anyway, second question: I just looked up what Ether is, and I'm wondering, do you have any Ether abilities?


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You didn't encounter NSFW material, did you? That would explain why Shion reacted that way. Due to the nature of the Internet, eliminating the possibility of encountering such material is impossible, but there are definitely methods to reduce the likelihood of encountering such material. I recommend first searching for online Brony communities with a no-NSFW policy, like this forum, and then search the term 'shipping' in just those locations. Do you think Shion would allow you to continue your research in this topic if you explained this to her?
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I have conducted another search for this term "NSFW." It would appear to be defined as content that is deemed inappropriate by humans on the basis of displaying taboos that my systems consider to be illogical. Though I am still unable to understand why this is inappropriate, I have suggested this to Shion. She has found this to be an acceptable compromise, but still appears hesitant. To prevent her discomfort, I will therefore try to limit this research.

 

 

 

That's a bummer... I'll just have to accept that I won't be able to infiltrate Vector, at least not with my current skills. Now I have to find another company with weaker security to infiltrate. Pardon? No, I most definitely was not lamenting over how I won't be able to infiltrate Vector! After all, I said it was completely hypothetical in the first place! Anyway, second question: I just looked up what Ether is, and I'm wondering, do you have any Ether abilities?

Do not attempt to type in smaller letters. My optical array is able to see and process up to 10 times more than that of a human.

 

If it is truly hypothetical, however, then it is pointless to pursue this topic any further.

 

My response to your current question: yes. I am equipped by a variety of Ether abilities. 

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That's a good point. I'm sorry about those hypotheticals... It was wrong of me to ask for information about your company's security in such a manner. We're still friends, right?

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My program would deem forgiveness an appropriate response. If you have shown remorse for your actions, then it is logical to no longer dwell on them.

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Thanks. Well, this place is called 'Ask KOS-MOS', so let's get right back to it!

 

How many decimal places of pi do you know?

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I am able to process approximately 1,000,000,000,000 decimal places of pi.

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Would you like some tea?


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner.

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Would you like some tea?

 

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I have a built-in energy source that removes the necessity of the functions of eating and drinking. However, for the sake of research purposes, I will sample this "tea."


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I have a built-in energy source that removes the necessity of the functions of eating and drinking. However, for the sake of research purposes, I will sample this "tea."

 

*pours you a cup*

 

Tea is a very popular drink in certain areas. Biscuit?


 

On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said:

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*pours you a cup*

 

Tea is a very popular drink in certain areas. Biscuit?

 
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Thank you. I will also partake in this "biscuit." My research has told me a biscuit and tea is a common human practice among several cultures on many planets.

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